• France prepares to invade Britain
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[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;39845302]I wonder how many people that don't read the news are gonna freak out when they see the French landing on their beaches.[/QUOTE] Good thing you aren't brimming with guns like the U.S.
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;39845286]I live there, I'll ready the cannons![/QUOTE] Keep the bookstore safe.
[QUOTE=Scrimp;39844699]I live in Hampshire, I'll be sure to keep those damn frogs off our soil![/QUOTE] Avatar makes this this post a million times better
[QUOTE=Scrimp;39844699]I live in Hampshire, I'll be sure to keep those damn frogs off our soil![/QUOTE] we can join forces! [editline]8th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Griffster26;39845401]Keep the bookstore safe.[/QUOTE] I'll set up a catapult to launch hardbacks and atlases at them
From the headline I thought this would be a rant about immigration
I knew I was right to put it on my google alerts! [QUOTE=Hellduck;39794987]Well I've set up a google news alert just in case, so I can be the first to know. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uFQa6ct.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
They had better bring their white flags with them to surrender as soon as they land
They reach the british shore and then surrender
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;39845468]we can join forces! [editline]8th March 2013[/editline] I'll set up a catapult to launch hardbacks and atlases at them[/QUOTE] Okay. Give em the old cold steel, they don't like it up em!
[QUOTE=areolop;39844169]Misleading title. Amend it to include training exercise.[/QUOTE] [img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=124148&dateline=1344481960[/img] I wonder, how is France's military these days? All I ever hear are stupid stereotypes about "lol white flag french," but I know they actually have some cool tech.
[QUOTE=Doom14;39846573][img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=124148&dateline=1344481960[/img] I wonder, how is France's military these days? All I ever hear are stupid stereotypes about "lol white flag french," but I know they actually have some cool tech.[/QUOTE] From what I understand, they are actually pretty good. In terms of defence spending they are second only to the UK in Europe.
The last time a French contingent landed in force on the British Isles in circa 1800s, they found a load of wine and got pissed on it all. Then arrested by the locals. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Fishguard[/url]
[QUOTE=NoDachi;39846890]The last time a French contingent landed in force on the British Isles in circa 1800s, they found a load of wine and got pissed on it all. Then arrested by the locals.[/QUOTE] Quick, everyone down south, set wine down everywhere on the coasts!
white flag joke
Cheeky cunts called the invasion Joan of Ark.
Bonjour, just passing by. [editline]9th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Doom14;39846573][img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=124148&dateline=1344481960[/img] I wonder, how is France's military these days? All I ever hear are stupid stereotypes about "lol white flag french," but I know they actually have some cool tech.[/QUOTE] It's on par with the UK I'd say. Tech and training wise, see that as a tiny-scale US army. Check what the French army's doing in Mali as of now.
[QUOTE=Doom14;39846573]I wonder, how is France's military these days? All I ever hear are stupid stereotypes about "lol white flag french," but I know they actually have some cool tech.[/QUOTE] Budget cuts like the rest of the West, one carrier, and like Britain, they still have forward presence throughout the globe.
Goddammit Smurfy you got me agian! :v:
So this happened, and check out what the Daily Mail did: [img]http://puu.sh/2fA8q[/img] Cool pics of it: [img]http://imgkk.com/i/_y9h.jpg[/img] [img]http://imgkk.com/i/abmt.jpg[/img] [img]http://imgkk.com/i/93qy.jpg[/img] More on the Mail's site [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2290773/The-French-invade-Britain-Armed-troops-land-UK-shore-time-216-years.html?ito=feeds-newsxml[/url]
Man the cannons! Get the Queen to safety! Muster the cavalry!
yay, more smurfy's headlines This isn't even funny anymore.
They can keep Gosport if they want it, we certainly don't.
[QUOTE=Pikachu231;39844780]oh god here comes max to kill garry[/QUOTE] The Great Facepunch War
[QUOTE=MaddaCheeb;39869624]yay, more smurfy's headlines This isn't even funny anymore.[/QUOTE] If you honestly believe that France would invade Britain you probably shouldn't be reading the news. [editline]10th March 2013[/editline] Or read news from Infowars, I don't know
[QUOTE=Atlascore;39844627]France. Britain sold all their ships, guns, and tanks for tea.[/QUOTE] We made the mistake of entering into a pact with them, we can borrow their carrier. Slight issue if they try to invade us again though.
[QUOTE=smurfy;39869585]So this happened, and check out what the Daily Mail did: [img]http://puu.sh/2fA8q[/img] Cool pics of it: More on the Mail's site [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2290773/The-French-invade-Britain-Armed-troops-land-UK-shore-time-216-years.html?ito=feeds-newsxml[/url][/QUOTE] From the comments section: [quote]It's disgusting and so if the E.U have the power to send an E.U warrant multi E.U nation state riot police team then surely they will send an army from France or Germany or were ever else in my opinion. Though it's a drill, I believe it's a lets scare Britain tactic. Would Camoron like to enlighten us on a few things? - Dave81 , Warrington, 09/3/2013 19:29[/quote] [quote]We do not want this, we do not need this. It is the precurser of the EU exercising dominance over the UK when we vote to leave in our referendum. - TonyC, Fleet, United Kingdom, 9/3/2013 18:53[/quote]
[QUOTE=smurfy;39869585]So this happened, and check out what the Daily Mail did: [IMG]http://puu.sh/2fA8q[/IMG] Cool pics of it: [IMG]http://imgkk.com/i/_y9h.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://imgkk.com/i/abmt.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://imgkk.com/i/93qy.jpg[/IMG] More on the Mail's site [URL]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2290773/The-French-invade-Britain-Armed-troops-land-UK-shore-time-216-years.html?ito=feeds-newsxml[/URL][/QUOTE] Cool pictures but my brain just rotted, thanks smurfy. [quote=Daily Mail] It's disgusting and so if the E.U have the power to send an E.U warrant multi E.U nation state riot police team then surely they will send an army from France or Germany or were ever else in my opinion. Though it's a drill, I believe it's a lets scare Britain tactic. Would Camoron like to enlighten us on a few things? [/quote] THE EUROPE POLICE ARE COMING HIDE or something. I wonder if theres a greesemonkey script to hide daily mail comments. [editline]11th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=theblah12;39870390]From the comments section:[/QUOTE] Oh fuck off :( Beat me by seconds.
Nah, we would only win yet again if we fight again :v:
[QUOTE=NoDachi;39846890]The last time a French contingent landed in force on the British Isles in circa 1800s, they found a load of wine and got pissed on it all. Then arrested by the locals. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Fishguard[/url][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/olSQGb0.png[/img] :v:
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