Man dies after falling into machinery at west-end pasta factory - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Toothpick;29120407]It's sad how Facepunch has been reduced to trying to make the best spaghetti joke about a mans death. You really should all be fucking ashamed.[/QUOTE] If at least they were good puns. Like, 1 or 2 were decent at most, the rest just made me cringe so hard my face imploded.

What a horrible way to die. :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Toothpick;29120407]It's sad how Facepunch has been reduced to trying to make the best spaghetti joke about a mans death. You really should all be fucking ashamed.[/QUOTE] puns are an itn tradition, this isn't new and you should calm down.

This is bullshit, I've heard this before. I CALL COPYPASTA!

What is the matter, did I put a [i]WRENCH[/i] in your plans?! [sp]Multiple definitions in that pun.[/sp]

So this is the famous noodle incident

It was actually the Spaghetti monster who pushed him in.

Imagine his funeral coffin. [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3159/2857675009_82435e2638.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Toothpick;29120407]It's sad how Facepunch has been reduced to trying to make the best spaghetti joke about a mans death. You really should all be fucking ashamed.[/QUOTE] Death is only bad if you're scared of it.

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;29120654]You'll probably see this in the next box of pasta you buy.[/QUOTE]fuck me... been a while since i laughed so hard

That's not tomato sauce...

[QUOTE=Regulas021;29136194]Death is only bad if you're scared of it.[/QUOTE] No, I'm pretty sure falling into a pasta machine and dying is a pretty fucking bad thing.

Well it turns out spaghettification isn't the exclusive domain of black holes...

Won't be spaghetting to close to noodle factories for a while.

Insert pun here.

I hope it wasn't an Alphabetti Spaghetti machine... That could spell disaster

Hey it was [B]his[/B] fault OK. I just work here.

He has balls. Meat balls. :)

[QUOTE=Regulas021;29136194]Death is only bad if you're scared of it.[/QUOTE] That's just way too hardcore.