[QUOTE=Mingebox;33975646]No Jesus, you are the Jews.[/QUOTE]
And then
Christ was a roman.
Snape killed Jesus.
Never existed.
[QUOTE=macerator;33977292]Charlie Manson never killed anyone[/QUOTE]
His minions did ? v:v:v
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[QUOTE=FlakAttack;33978133]I would just like to add that the existence of Jesus is still debated today.[/QUOTE]
People debating the existence of Jesus are dumb fucks. Jesus of Nazareth existed, there are enough physical proofs of that to admit it as true. Now if Jesus Christ, the savior of humanity and worst alcoholic ever (I want booze so much water turns into wine) existed, that's another completely different story.
So what you guys are saying that Christianity is a cult movement and Islam which follows after Christianity is also a cult. So therefore all religions are CULTS movement AKA Ancient Memes?
I BET THE JEWS DID THIS
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;33975491]Jesus was a Jew, executed by Romans. Anyone who disagrees can go read a history textbook and/or Bible.[/QUOTE]
history book?
[I]seriously?[/I]
Why should anyone be blaimed for killing Jesus? If noone kiled him, he would not be ressurected, and he wouldnt have proven he was the son of god... Or something...
[QUOTE=DrBreen;33979660]history book?
[I]seriously?[/I][/QUOTE]
Jesus' life was very much true. The parables and other stories not so much.
So the story goes anyway.
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;33975491]Jesus was a Jew, executed by Romans. Anyone who disagrees can go read a history textbook and/or Bible.[/QUOTE]
Well technically he was killed by Romans but it was planned out by the Jewish people beforehand. In fact Jesus was originally found innocent by the Roman court until the Jewish people of that time threatened Pilate who changed his verdict.
If you're using the Bible as a source anyways.
[QUOTE=Spycrabz;33975491]Jesus was a Jew, executed by Romans. Anyone who disagrees can go read a history textbook and/or Bible.[/QUOTE]
Or a fictional character invented by swindlers and opportunists.
[QUOTE=V1ro;33980824]Jesus' life was very much true. The parables and other stories not so much.[/QUOTE]
Didn't he disappear into thin air, sometime after he resurrected?
How can we know he existed if no one found his body?
Correct me if I'm wrong, it has been a long time since i read the bible.
Jesus probably never existed anyway.
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;33984022]Jesus probably never existed anyway.[/QUOTE]
I believe that there was a dude named Jesus at one point, who [I]might[/I] have been a bit above-average in intellect. Just that, if he really did make the start of Christianity in any way, he must have been like a cult leader challenging people with dumb questions that they listened to because none of them had any decent education, so quite a manipulative (albeit clever) person.
Either that or some random dudes just started following him one day and started worshipping him, like that Futurama episode where Bender becomes God of a small village on his chest, which I prefer to think is what happened.
Well technically...
[QUOTE=Kopimi;33976058]american journalism at its finest[/QUOTE]
[quote]The poll was published by Fox Latin America, based in Argentina[/quote]
Jesus was black
[QUOTE=DrBreen;33979660]history book?
[I]seriously?[/I][/QUOTE]
Jesus was a normal, mortal man, not the son of God, who tried to expand Judaism.
why ask this? according to actual christian lore, the high priests were responsible for the death of jesus and manipulating public opinion. if you read mark it's p much evident that pilate himself didn't want to crucify jesus:
[i]And they cried out again, "Crucify him." And Pilate said to them, "Why, what evil has he done?" But they shouted all the more, "Crucify him."[/i] - Mark 15:13-14
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saying that anybody else than the high priests did it is practically sacrilegious and violates the new testament's own words.
[QUOTE=LegndNikko;33975873]I thought Jesus was just trying to extend the Jewish faith, by adding on to it? Hence why the Old Testament of the Bible is the Jewish sacred text?
Christianity is just Judaism+.[/QUOTE]
Like how Islam is the next step up.
The reason they hate the Jews is because they do not accept anything after the old testimate (IE. Jesus).
jesus was kind of a cool dude tbh in spite of the whole "thinking he was the son of god" thing
fox is fucking stupid beyond words.
Jewsus
[QUOTE=Cone;33984357]I believe that there was a dude named Jesus at one point, who [I]might[/I] have been a bit above-average in intellect. Just that, if he really did make the start of Christianity in any way, he must have been like a cult leader challenging people with dumb questions that they listened to because none of them had any decent education, so quite a manipulative (albeit clever) person.
Either that or some random dudes just started following him one day and started worshipping him, like that Futurama episode where Bender becomes God of a small village on his chest, which I prefer to think is what happened.[/QUOTE]
Messiahs were dime a dozen in Judea at that time period. Jesus wasn't necessarily special except in the sense that people continued to follow him after he was executed.
I know a guy named Jesus, But just because there was someone named jesus at some point in history doesn't make the bible version of jesus real, If the proof of his existence is the bible then I have a serious problem with talking snakes being mixed up in my legitimate history.
Jesus wasn't real nobody killed him because he didn't exist it was a book.
[QUOTE=Higginz511;33991875]I know a guy named Jesus, But just because there was someone named jesus at some point in history doesn't make the bible version of jesus real, If the proof of his existence is the bible then I have a serious problem with talking snakes being mixed up in my legitimate history.
Jesus wasn't real nobody killed him because he didn't exist it was a book.[/QUOTE]
He was written about like 50-100 years later by a few Roman historians iirc.
Which is actually fine because Roman historians did that shit all the time, and in fact most of what we know about Ancient Rome is from their historians taking primary sources and writing about them decades later.
[QUOTE=Frogz;33986954]Like how Islam is the next step up.
The reason they hate the Jews is because they do not accept anything after the old testimate (IE. Jesus).[/QUOTE]
and then mormonism steps up to the plate
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