Maine man dies after trying to light firework on his head

[gudman]

[QUOTE=Mbbird;48136302]I take it you don't drink.[/QUOTE]

When I'm about to interact with fireworks and stuff like that - no, I don't get shitfaced. Because somehow I'm able to predict that this is not a great idea. And even then, being moderately drunk doesn't make me a complete idiot. That's akin to trying to drive when you're drunk, just less dangerous to other people, and in those cases no one tries to defend the drunk idiot.

[QUOTE=Digivee;48138277]I doubt that Disney hires retards to play characters in their parks
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Exactly what's surprising. Must've been a normal decent guy. Until he got so drunk he tried to shoot a firework tube from the top of his head.

[Hilton]

[QUOTE=gudman;48139355]When I'm about to interact with fireworks and stuff like that - no, I don't get shitfaced. Because somehow I'm able to predict that this is not a great idea. And even then, being moderately drunk doesn't make me a complete idiot. That's akin to trying to drive when you're drunk, just less dangerous to other people, and in those cases no one tries to defend the drunk idiot.

Exactly what's surprising. Must've been a normal decent guy. Until he got so drunk he tried to shoot a firework tube from the top of his head.[/QUOTE]

You're not American, you don't understand the alcohol and firework mix of freedom.