DEA locked student in cell for 5 days during 420, treatment like "Abu Ghraib" - Polidicks

[QUOTE=The golden;35792303]We should hold a contest. Who can derail the most news threads using their fetishes.[/QUOTE]That wouldn't be fair, its no contest, I'd win every time.

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;35792244]Well all right just by popular demand. If she's cute I'd like to have her[sp]kneel over a bowl and fill it up with her hot, salty nitrogenous waste, then I'd take her cute little feet and dip her tiny toes in and then lick them clean as she has fits of giggles about the whole thing, then after a while the whole dip-and-lick thing would get inefficient so I'd just take the bowl and drink straight from it, savoring the unique taste and the strong odor with a tinge of feminine scent.[/sp] Alternatively if she is more of the hot variety (as you know there is a difference) I'd have more nefarious things in mind. I convinced a 15yo girl on Omegle to drink hers. That was fun.[/QUOTE] Why do you keep mentioning how small her feet are and how she would be giggling and how you convinced a 15 year old to go all Bear Grylls Basically: [I][B]How old are you?[/B][/I]

[QUOTE=Last or First;35792319]Why do you keep mentioning how small her feet are and how she would be giggling and how you convinced a 15 year old to go all Bear Grylls Basically: [I][B]How old are you?[/B][/I][/QUOTE] Old enough to get arrested for hanging around playgrounds.

They should make prison cells like mail boxes you have a little flag that goes up when someone is inside so you don't forget about them.

[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;35792310]That wouldn't be fair, its no contest, I'd win every time.[/QUOTE] Yeeaah, I'd see it before I believe it.

why the jesus fuck are you people still asking questions seriously oh my god oh my god right now stop it.

Okay so the general consensus is that it's not okay to suck on urinal cakes??

That depends. Are there girl urinals?

I wish I could find that clip of Robin Williams screaming in terror.

[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;35792336]Okay so the general consensus is that it's not okay to suck on urinal cakes??[/QUOTE] no retard you don't suck on cakes you EAT them

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;35792339]That depends. Are there girl urinals?[/QUOTE] I'd humor you but I don't want to encourage your bad habits

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;35792339]That depends. Are there girl urinals?[/QUOTE] :pwn: This is probably weirder than anyone thought this would get

[QUOTE=Van-man;35792326]Yeeaah, I'd see it before I believe it.[/QUOTE]That'd probably make most people sick. [editline]2nd May 2012[/editline] Also, who wants to be the one to change Elec's title to "Let me tell you about me piss fetish"?

Absolutely fucking disgusting. I feel incredibly bad for that kid. He was just having a harmless smoke with his mates then because of some retarded DEA's mistake he's forced to stay in a 5ft by 10ft cell for 5 days, with no nutrients, causing him to hallucinate, ingest meth, drunk his own urine out of desperation, become even more desperate and attempt suicide, and in the end the ordeal has caused him to change his outlook on life, making him give up on his education and who knows what else.

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[url=http://www.acapela.tv/card/Flowers/aa5d699925533b613c0520208d53a4e06942030c/]make it stop[/url]

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;35792384]Now hold on a moment, I spent one whole dollar on my title and I like it. For one, I think that 48-font-bolld-#F00 titles are obnoxious, and "Ask me about my ... fetish" is totally overused, as much as "I spent 5$ on this hurrhurr". Furthermore I was joking about the urinal cake. I would not. Not even if it existed. But I still would drink Samantha's hot salty piss. Ughgghgh[/QUOTE] Elecbullet pls go

[QUOTE=Lankist;35792392][url=http://www.acapela.tv/card/Flowers/aa5d699925533b613c0520208d53a4e06942030c/]make it stop[/url][/QUOTE] hahahhahaha oh my god i fell on the floor you bastard

Well, this thread went down a very dark path very fast

i'm contemplating buying him a title [URL="http://pictat.com/i/2012/5/2/45728piss.jpg"]I FUCKING LOVE PISS[/URL]

[QUOTE=Lankist;35792392][url=http://www.acapela.tv/card/Flowers/aa5d699925533b613c0520208d53a4e06942030c/]make it stop[/url][/QUOTE] This thread is ruining me

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[QUOTE=Elecbullet;35792244]Well all right just by popular demand. If she's cute I'd like to have her[sp]kneel over a bowl and fill it up with her hot, salty nitrogenous waste, then I'd take her cute little feet and dip her tiny toes in and then lick them clean as she has fits of giggles about the whole thing, then after a while the whole dip-and-lick thing would get inefficient so I'd just take the bowl and drink straight from it, savoring the unique taste and the strong odor with a tinge of feminine scent.[/sp] Alternatively if she is more of the hot variety (as you know there is a difference) I'd have more nefarious things in mind. I convinced a 15yo girl on Omegle to drink hers. That was fun.[/QUOTE] That's enough internet for me tonight.

This is a question of the utmost importance, Elecbullet: how old are you

[quote=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urophagia#Sodium_content_and_dehydration]Urine should not be drunk when one is dehydrated. The kidneys, which filter the urine, concentrate sodium and other minerals into the urine. Drinking the urine will only make one reingest the minerals that have already been excreted by the kidneys. For the first fifteen minutes after ingestion of any fluid, the thirst seems to be quenched, but in the case of urine and other sodium containing liquid, after the body has absorbed the fluid, the thirst returns, stronger, due to the sodium.[/quote] For those who said that ingesting urine wasn't bad if you're dehydrated. I mean even bear grylls said this. [editline]lol[/editline] So I just read the first post on page 2 and it seems thisispain said something like this but still.

Well this thread is... interesting.

[QUOTE=sHiBaN] I've seen worse fetish stories.[/QUOTE] Go to Literotica and hit the random story button. I FUCKING DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU. :v:

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;35792951]Go to Literotica and hit the random story button. I FUCKING DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU. :v:[/QUOTE] Where the fuck is the random story button? I've been looking for like 3 minutes and can't find one.

Even the inquisition treated their inmates better.

[QUOTE=Last or First;35792505]This is a question of the utmost importance, Elecbullet: how old are you[/QUOTE] 17 Thank you by the way, Last or First. At least you preserved what [I]was[/I] there.