DEA locked student in cell for 5 days during 420, treatment like "Abu Ghraib"

[fruxodaily]

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;35792244]Well all right just by popular demand. If she's cute I'd like to have her[sp]kneel over a bowl and fill it up with her hot, salty nitrogenous waste, then I'd take her cute little feet and dip her tiny toes in and then lick them clean as she has fits of giggles about the whole thing, then after a while the whole dip-and-lick thing would get inefficient so I'd just take the bowl and drink straight from it, savoring the unique taste and the strong odor with a tinge of feminine scent.[/sp]

Alternatively if she is more of the hot variety (as you know there is a difference) I'd have more nefarious things in mind. I convinced a 15yo girl on Omegle to drink hers. That was fun.[/QUOTE]

I'm actually dying in laughter, holy shit

[lotusking]

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;35792384]Now hold on a moment, I spent one whole dollar on my title and I like it. For one, I think that 48-font-bolld-#F00 titles are obnoxious, and "Ask me about my ... fetish" is totally overused, as much as "I spent 5$ on this hurrhurr".

Furthermore I was joking about the urinal cake. I would not. Not even if it existed.

But I still would drink Samantha's hot salty piss. Ughgghgh[/QUOTE]

literally nobody cares about your fetishes, go find a better way to get attention.

[SnakeHead]

[QUOTE=lotusking;35794814]literally nobody cares about your fetishes, go find a better way to get attention.[/QUOTE]

I do.

[Van-man]

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;35792951]Go to Literotica and hit the random story button.

I FUCKING DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU. :v:[/QUOTE]

I'm gonna put that on my [I]"Shit to-do when I'm bored"[/I] post-it note.
Probably gonna regret doing that, but that can wait until I'm actually bored.

[madmadmad]

What is going on in here, holy shit.

[garychencool]

I hope he get's his millions, the DEA will lose a lot of their funding, spent on doing stupid shit like this.

[RichardCQ]

I feel like it was a questionable idea to read this thread first thing after I wake up. Thanks for that Elecbullet. Though, how does the DEA fuck up so hard that even their cells have drugs in them? Do people not clean them?

[Mingebox]

[QUOTE=Van-man;35794904]I'm gonna put that on my [I]"Shit to-do when I'm bored"[/I] post-it note.
Probably gonna regret doing that, but that can wait until I'm actually bored.[/QUOTE]

My favorite is going to deviantart and searching for <your name> the Hedgehog.

[Last or First]

[QUOTE=Elecbullet;35794528]17

Thank you by the way, Last or First. At least you preserved what [I]was[/I] there.[/QUOTE]
I'm just glad you're not a pedophile.
Unless if you were talking about 8 year old girls before.
Or if you're actually 30-something.
Or a bear.
Bears are getting craftier every day.

[QUOTE=Mingebox;35804052]My favorite is going to deviantart and searching for <your name> the Hedgehog.[/QUOTE]
original character do not steal

Oh yeah, also, obligatory [I]fuck whoever did this[/I].
Seriously, you would think they would fucking check [I]at most[/I] after one day, and even then it's still damn horrible.

[Elecbullet]

[QUOTE=Last or First;35804177]I'm just glad you're not a pedophile.
Unless if you were talking about 8 year old girls before.
Or if you're actually 30-something.
Or a bear.
Bears are getting craftier every day.[/QUOTE]

Nope, girls my age or so. Pedos suck.

[KorJax]

Gold thread making me stay up late

classy FP

[Lankist]

i still dont understand why this thread happened