Sex Superbug Could Be 'Worse Than AIDS' - Polidicks

If only teenagers could keep their pants zipped up, STDs wouldn't be as prevalent

[QUOTE=Flash_Fire;40560446]The original post gave the feeling of "look at me i've got a girlfriend and had sex" and had nothing to do with the actual article other than the user saying they won't catch the bug because of how loyal their girlfriend is There is no need to post that, and I never implied he was a fat virgin neckbeard[/QUOTE] I never got that impression from that post. Seemed quite reasonable thing to post in a thread like this. Like in a thread about tsunamis a guy could post "well I'm living on the other side of the world so I don't have to worry about those pesky tsunamis".

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;40560476]I never got that impression from that post. Seemed quite reasonable thing to post in a thread like this. Like in a thread about tsunamis a guy could post "well I'm living on the other side of the world so I don't have to worry about those pesky tsunamis".[/QUOTE] and it would be just as banal and pointless

Nothing fun ever comes risk free :3

haha jokes on you super STD, you wont see me having sex anytime soon!

-snip- Nevermind, I guess it [I]is[/I] informative when you read the article. Bleh.

[QUOTE=Simski;40560481]Nothing fun ever comes risk free :3[/QUOTE] Except car chases in GTA.

hahahahah eat shit sexhavers

[QUOTE=Van-man;40560588]Except car chases in GTA.[/QUOTE] GTA makes you kill people.

[QUOTE=Van-man;40560588]Except car chases in GTA.[/QUOTE] But those are easy, the cops don't even [I]try[/I] to keep up.

[QUOTE=Van-man;40560588]Except car chases in GTA.[/QUOTE] Not to be confused with train chases

[IMG]http://sharetv.org/images/band_of_brothers/cast/large/ssgt_william_wild_bill_guarnere.jpg[/IMG] you lookin at me?

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;40560597]GTA makes you kill people.[/QUOTE] Good thing they're virtual

[QUOTE=Persecution;40560090]Well my girlfriend and I were both virgins when we had sex for the first time, and I don't see us screwing other people for a good while.. so.. I guess I'm good.[/QUOTE] That doesn't mean you're safe. Plenty of people in relationships get STDs from a cheating partner. She goes away to college, comes back for a break, you two have repeated unprotected sex (women catch stds more easily, but are more likely to show no symptoms, but you'll eventually get it if she has it) and a one day you wake up and piss sand. This is in [I]no way[/I] based on the experiences of anyone I know, you'll be [I]fine[/I]. I'm a very [I]honest[/I] person.

[QUOTE=Flash_Fire;40560446]The original post gave the feeling of "look at me i've got a girlfriend and had sex" and had nothing to do with the actual article other than the user saying they won't catch the bug because of how loyal their girlfriend is There is no need to post that, and I never implied he was a fat virgin neckbeard[/QUOTE] Not necessarily talking about this post, or thread altogether, it just reminded me of it.

[QUOTE=Steve Harvey;40560386]no actually it's because no one care[/QUOTE] Equally no one cares about dungeons and dragons for example, but when someone mentions that in a post no one bats an eyelid round here, yet when anyone mentions sex all of facepunch is like "OMG RAW NO ONE CARES SHUT UP ABOUT TEH SEX." .

[QUOTE=ratman;40561106]Equally no one cares about dungeons and dragons for example, but when someone mentions that in a post no one bats an eyelid round here, yet when anyone mentions sex all of facepunch is like "OMG RAW NO ONE CARES SHUT UP ABOUT TEH SEX." .[/QUOTE] because no one brags about playing dungeons and dragons. the thinly veiled bragging is the part that most people find objectionable

[QUOTE=ratman;40561106]Equally no one cares about dungeons and dragons for example, but when someone mentions that in a post no one bats an eyelid round here, yet when anyone mentions sex all of facepunch is like "OMG RAW NO ONE CARES SHUT UP ABOUT TEH SEX." .[/QUOTE] Tbh people on Facepunch have an awful habit of crowbarring in shit that no one cares about into their posts, like the billions of "oh hey that's my state!" posts that plague SH

[QUOTE=Atlascore;40561248]You must have reading comprehension issues, no where in his post was he bragging about it, mentioning =/= bragging I mean the thread is about STDs for fucks sakes, you do know what the S in STD means right?[/QUOTE] i didnt say bragging, i said thinly veiled bragging. its an attempt to get bragging under the radar. and im fully aware of that, but just saying "yes i have had sex" comes across as being too eager to impress, and just pointless

[QUOTE=Atlascore;40561345]You're reading way too much into it, I mean this isn't high school, saying you had sex isn't going to impress anyone. The only reason people are getting mad over his post is because they're virgins.[/QUOTE] that's why it doesn't bear mentioning. which is why it's pointless

good thing i never get laid then

[QUOTE=Atlascore;40561381]Pointless posts like that appear all the time in SH, [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1268874&p=40560476&viewfull=1#post40560476"]Hullu v3's sums it up.[/URL][/QUOTE] yeah and i addressed directly below that that's why it's pointless

I imagined a Godzilla sized insect having sex with things

[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;40560474]If only teenagers could keep their pants zipped up, STDs wouldn't be as prevalent[/QUOTE] Or, you could instead tell people to use common sense and wear a fucking condom when shagging some random stranger. [h2] don't be silly, wrap your willy [/h2]

[QUOTE=Hellduck;40561312]i didnt say bragging, i said thinly veiled bragging. its an attempt to get bragging under the radar. and im fully aware of that, but just saying "yes i have had sex" comes across as being too eager to impress, and just pointless[/QUOTE] Precisely this. He included unecessary details in the post. I.E. "my girlfriend", whereas he could have simply said, "Oh, my girl and I have been committed for a while so this probably won't be a problem for us."

[QUOTE=Aetna;40561760]Precisely this. He included unecessary details in the post. I.E. "my girlfriend", whereas he could have simply said, "Oh, my girl and I have been committed for a while so this probably won't be a problem for us."[/QUOTE] Doesn't make a difference. Reaction would've been the same. No matter how you word it. In this place girls are yucky and if you stick your willy into one, you're just as yucky.

Don't be a loner, cover your boner. Cover your stump, before you hump. When in doubt, shroud your spout You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong. If you slip between her thighs, condomize. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Avoid a frown, contain your clown. Even If she's eager, protect her beaver Don't be a fool, cover your tool

[QUOTE=EvacX;40561833]Don't be a loner, cover your boner. Cover your stump, before you hump. When in doubt, shroud your spout You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong. If you slip between her thighs, condomize. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Avoid a frown, contain your clown. Even If she's eager, protect her beaver Don't be a fool, cover your tool[/QUOTE] We need a version of this dedicated to the female condom.

[QUOTE=Hullu V3;40561829]Doesn't make a difference. Reaction would've been the same. No matter how you word it. In this place girls are yucky and if you stick your willy into one, you're just as yucky.[/QUOTE] well i disagree with what you just said, and im one of the people who thought what he said was irrelevant, so...?

Good thing I never have sex. :dance: