New unique version of Rammstein album comes with dildos - Polidicks

Bet the second to last one is Till's. That dude is a fucking beast.

Rammstein's fanbase is like 80% furries so this is a great business decision [editline]04:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE=LewisDaCool3;17987078]I'm getting this for the dildos Edit: Seriously[/QUOTE] Shit you beat me to it

Is it just regular pink dildos? They didn't add a little Rammstien style? Like their logo or something?

[QUOTE=INv3Rt;17989252]Is it just regular pink dildos? They didn't add a little Rammstien style? Like their logo or something?[/QUOTE] They are representations of their respective penises. We are led to believe they were crafted by molds contributed by members of the band. That's much better than a logo, I think.

I bet you guys, without looking back at the picture, remember which number in line the biggest one was but not the smallest one.

[QUOTE=ken188;17989349]I bet you guys, without looking back at the picture, remember which number in line the biggest one was but not the smallest one.[/QUOTE] That's because the three smallest ones are all roughly the same size, meaning that it takes careful consideration to tell which is smallest, and therefore it probably doesn't stick in the mind as well. However, the largest one is so profoundly different that it is instantly recognizable and memorable. Or we're all gay for big willies. I know I am.

[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;17988126]That would explain the perfectly straight rings on them. Must be evolution. [editline]03:46PM[/editline] It would crush your 1mm dick.[/QUOTE] Obviously the rings are fake, but notice that they are put onto the small ones to compensate for them being small :v:

Rammstein :wtf:

Rammstein is so weird!

Why would a heavy metal band use pink as the color? Black or purple seems more appropriate.

[QUOTE=Fangz;17989558]Why would a heavy metal band use pink as the color? Black or purple seems more appropriate.[/QUOTE] Because they will build you into a little house, that's why.

[QUOTE=Luxo;17989581]Because they will build you into a little house, that's why.[/QUOTE] Made of stone. [editline]05:08PM[/editline] With no windows or doors. [editline]05:08PM[/editline] Stone by stone..

They need more dragon cock.

I wonder if that huge dick would fit into any womens vagina.

[QUOTE=Wakka V2;17989997]They need more dragon cock.[/QUOTE] I agree with this statement.

Hmm whats a fleshlight me wonders.... [editline]05:55PM[/editline] OH GOD NO

A remix of a Rammstein song by Robb Flynn? I'm having a really hard time imagining Robb singing in German. Actually, I take that back. It's funnier than shit, imagining Robb screaming in bad German. :v: [b]On-Topic[/b] Rammstein is one of the most metal bands ever, doing this. :frogc00l:

[QUOTE=codenamecueball;17990642]Hmm whats a fleshlight me wonders.... [editline]05:55PM[/editline] OH GOD NO[/QUOTE] :q:

Holy shit it comes with Rammstein Lube.

[QUOTE=Dlaor;17990145]I wonder if that huge dick would fit into any womens vagina.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.altmusic.ru/bands/Rammstein/photo/Till_Lindemann15.jpg[/img] Ask this man.

[QUOTE=Kondor;17987177]Ew, I think the dildos were made from moulds of the bandmembers' dicks[/QUOTE] Hahaaah, I wonder whose is the giant one second from the right*.

Ahahaha. Ahaha. [I][B]AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/B][/I] :cawg:

This album is dildos. [img]http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/tools/img/shows/wiki/metalocalypse/characters/skwisgaar280.jpg[/img]

I guess they really wanna ... connect with their fans!

I'll take five.

[QUOTE=Fangz;17989558]Why would a heavy metal band use pink as the color? Black or purple seems more appropriate.[/QUOTE] To show everyone that they're so sure about their sexuality that they dare to use pink. [QUOTE=TH89;17989158]Rammstein's fanbase is like 80% furries so this is a great business decision [/QUOTE] Nono, furries only use porn or suits.

Now that is pretty goddamn metal.

Rammstein is slowly becoming the real life dethklok.

I might get this for my girlfriend for her birthday.

[QUOTE=Rygar69;17991156]Holy shit it comes with Rammstein Lube.[/QUOTE] And Rammstein handcuffs.