• 'Gay lessons' in maths, geography and science
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Julian walks into a store with his special friend Dave. They pick up their favourite magazine and go back to their apartment to enjoy it. What kind of magazine is it :q:
[QUOTE=Ryz0;27615200]Julian walks into a store with his special friend Dave. They pick up their favourite magazine and go back to their apartment to enjoy it. What kind of magazine is it :q:[/QUOTE] Playboy, they read it for the articles.
Hello kids! Today we will be learning about... [b]GAY CHEMISTRY[/b] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9104987/gaychemo.png[/img] Here we have [b]Ozone[/b]. As you can see, the oxygen atoms like to get on two different oxygen atoms. These represent people in the world who like to fuck men [b]and[/b] women. They are called "bisexuals". You also get homosexuals, not to be confused with homogeneous catalysis. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Ether-%28general%29.png/150px-Ether-%28general%29.png[/img] Here we have the general structure of ethers. Ethers are generally isomeric to alcohols. In life, we have people who dress as another form, much like ethers are similar to alcohols. These people are called transvestites, and are severely [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzF0hHb7xMc]in need of help.[/url] I hope you enjoyed todays lesson kids, class dismissed.
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[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;27605175]It's more just mentioning them in passing really. Instead of "Bob and his wife Alice are trying to calculate such-and-such" it would occasionally be "Bob and his husband Steve are trying to determine whatever". They're not gunning for having every page be printed on rainbow paper.[/QUOTE] Oh, I fail to see how that's a bad thing then. Considering how ethnicly diverse they've made papers anyway. I have severe doubts it will conquer anything however, but I suppose it's a nice thought on behalf of the government.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;27615510]Hello kids! Today we will be learning about... [b]GAY CHEMISTRY[/b][/QUOTE] Hey, it's Flapjack! The guy who thinks homosexuality is an unnatural amoral act and is most likely a troll.
I didn't think gays had chemistry??? I thought it was just a show up and have sex kind of deal with them...
[QUOTE=Zeke129;27615672]Hey, it's Flapjack! The guy who thinks homosexuality is an unnatural amoral act and is most likely a troll.[/QUOTE] I've been considering whether to post the rather amazing piece of alliteration I just thought of to describe you.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;27615965]I've been considering whether to post the rather amazing piece of alliteration I just thought of to describe you.[/QUOTE] Give'r
[QUOTE=Zeke129;27615993]Give'r[/QUOTE] Will do. Won't flow as well since it's kinda moved on from the "Hello/Hey" thing. "Hey it's Zeke, the flaming flamboyant faggot!" [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - RayvenQ))[/highlight]
well that's just rude
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;27616052]well that's just rude[/QUOTE] As is calling me a troll after my lengthy post of chemistry. And hey, I gave him the option of whether or not he wanted to hear it.
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;27616026] "Hey it's Zeke, the flaming flamboyant faggot!"[/QUOTE] That's barely alliteration. fl - fl - fa Weak Post score 2/10
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;27616026]Will do. Won't flow as well since it's kinda moved on from the "Hello/Hey" thing. "Hey it's Zeke, the flaming flamboyant faggot!"[/QUOTE] wow that is dumb as fuck
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;27616026]Will do. Won't flow as well since it's kinda moved on from the "Hello/Hey" thing. "Hey it's Zeke, the flaming flamboyant faggot!"[/QUOTE] Wow, get bayned.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;27616137]That's barely alliteration. fl - fl - fa Weak Post score 2/10[/QUOTE] uuuh alliteration is the first letter only I'm pretty sure!! :) haha he was kinda right! you are a bit dumb... :p
[QUOTE=Kolpian;27616241]uuuh alliteration is the first letter only I'm pretty sure!! :) haha he was kinda right! you are a bit dumb... :p[/QUOTE] '[B]alliteration[/B] refers to the repetition of a particular sound in the first syllables of a series of words and/or phrases' Fl and Fa are two different sounds, hence it is barely alliteration. Flaming Flamboyant flounderer would be a better attempt
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;27616307]'[B]alliteration[/B] refers to the repetition of a particular sound in the first syllables of a series of words and/or phrases' Fl and Fa are two different sounds, hence it is barely alliteration. Flaming Flamboyant flounderer would be a better attempt[/QUOTE] I stand corrected.
[QUOTE=Kolpian;27616241]uuuh alliteration is the first letter only I'm pretty sure!! :) haha he was kinda right! you are a bit dumb... :p[/QUOTE] Congrats you just made yourself look dumb
Just get a room already :colbert:
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;27616307]'[B]alliteration[/B] refers to the repetition of a particular sound in the first syllables of a series of words and/or phrases' Fl and Fa are two different sounds, hence it is barely alliteration. Flaming Flamboyant flounderer would be a better attempt[/QUOTE] lol! but that wouldnt have worked anyway because that makes no sense anyway! anyway... my teacher never told me it was the sound... and I think I trust her more than I trust some randomer on the internet!! I think Im derailing though.. but just one thing zeke shouldnt even got insulted by faggot! Its just a word for gay right?? sooooo he shouldnt be so think skinned I guess :p
[QUOTE=Kolpian;27616406]lol! but that wouldnt have worked anyway because that makes no sense anyway! anyway... my teacher never told me it was the sound... and I think I trust her more than I trust some randomer on the internet!! I think Im derailing though.. but just one thing zeke shouldnt even got insulted by faggot! Its just a word for gay right?? sooooo he shouldnt be so think skinned I guess :p[/QUOTE] Haha your posts are actually pretty great
[QUOTE=Zeke129;27616348]Congrats you just made yourself look dumb[/QUOTE] what made me look dumb! is this another crack at my writing?? you know it gets so annoying when people judge me on my writing and say thats what makes me dumb!!!
[QUOTE=Kolpian;27616406]lol! but that wouldnt have worked anyway because that makes no sense anyway! anyway... my teacher never told me it was the sound... and I think I trust her more than I trust some randomer on the internet!! I think Im derailing though.. but just one thing zeke shouldnt even got insulted by faggot! Its just a word for gay right?? sooooo he shouldnt be so think skinned I guess :p[/QUOTE] I'm an A grade literary student. Literary techniques and writing are pretty much my forte.
Who asked for this anyway?
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;27616529]I'm an A grade literary student. Literary techniques and writing are pretty much my forte.[/QUOTE] you cant make a forte out of writing skills.... and if your so great why not proove it?? do you even write stories?
[QUOTE=booster;27616540]Who asked for this anyway?[/QUOTE] the Training and Development Agency for Schools. It's right at the top of the article man
[QUOTE=booster;27616540]Who asked for this anyway?[/QUOTE] noone but I don't see what the issue is. It's just trying to show that homosexuality is normal. straight white couples have been in maths and science problems for years, if there's nothing wrong with homosexuality, they should be represented just as much [editline]23rd January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Kolpian;27616564]you cant make a forte out of writing skills.... and if your so great why not proove it?? do you even write stories?[/QUOTE] Yeah that's why I'm at college. I came second place in a writing competition on this very website at one point. [editline]23rd January 2011[/editline] also forte means strength, and writing skills are my strength, so it is my forte
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;27616585]noone but I don't see what the issue is. It's just trying to show that homosexuality is normal. straight white couples have been in maths and science problems for years, if there's nothing wrong with homosexuality, they should be represented just as much [editline]23rd January 2011[/editline] Yeah that's why I'm at college. I came second place in a writing competition on this very website at one point. [editline]23rd January 2011[/editline] also forte means strength, and writing skills are my strength, so it is my forte[/QUOTE] second place? lol shaaameee!! I guess we should ask the first placer and see what they say about it?? and how many people even entered the contest.... for all I know it could have just been you and that one other guy! but I guess even then you would have done good anyway. so I guess Ill trust you on that for now... Ill ask my teacher again tomorrow though!! and oh... I guess thats my bad! :p totally forgot fort didnt have an e!
[QUOTE=|FlapJack|;27616026]Will do. Won't flow as well since it's kinda moved on from the "Hello/Hey" thing. "Hey it's Zeke, the flaming flamboyant faggot!"[/QUOTE] weaksauce, flaming flamboyant fluffer would've worked better, cept it would've still been terrible
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