• Five Reasons to Hate Half-Life
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[QUOTE=Gummylamb;20986370]like you weren't a fanboy a few pages back either. you're such a trend follower, if it suddenly becomes cool to hate something you'll do it. you're a TOOL[/QUOTE] oh snap! you just got crowbared!!
[QUOTE=Lazor;20986532][I]A [B]video game[/B] is an [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_game"]electronic game[/URL] that[B] involves interaction with a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_interface"]user interface[/URL] to generate visual feedback on a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video"]video device[/URL].[/B][/I] [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game[/URL][/QUOTE] Exactly, just because it doesn't have action (I guess is what you're getting at anyway) all the time, doesn't mean it isn't a game.
inb4 he has a problem with wikipedia
[QUOTE=Lazor;20986532][I]A [B]video game[/B] is an [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_game"]electronic game[/URL] that[B] involves interaction with a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_interface"]user interface[/URL] to generate visual feedback on a [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video"]video device[/URL].[/B][/I] [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game[/URL][/QUOTE] If that's what you call video games then I guess Heavy Rain is a video game.
[QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;20986633]If that's what you call video games then I guess Heavy Rain is a video game.[/QUOTE] What he posted is more of a fact than opinion
I pretty much agree with what he said about Gordan having no Character. Half Life 2 was shit, but the first was pretty damn good.
[QUOTE=Gummylamb;20986647]What he posted is more of a fact than opinion[/QUOTE] I dunno man. I'm pretty sure video games need to have, game. In them. You know. Heavy Rain is no game. It's an interactive film, or interactive drama whichever you want to call it. There's a reason why there's no game like it, because it's not a game. On that note, go buy Heavy Rain.
[QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;20986717]I dunno man. I'm pretty sure video games need to have, game. In them. You know. Heavy Rain is no game. It's an interactive film, or interactive drama whichever you want to call it. There's a reason why there's no game like it, because it's not a game. On that note, go buy Heavy Rain.[/QUOTE] this totally baseless and subjective opinion brought to you by evil toaster
[QUOTE=Lazor;20986893]this totally baseless and subjective opinion brought to you by evil toaster[/QUOTE] That's me
Wow...what a pathetic person and all those who agree with him... Why would he even attempt posting this on a website that is filled with people who play Half-Life 2 mods? gtfo [editline]01:12AM[/editline] [QUOTE][B]2. Gordon Freeman is a shallow hipster icon with no real substance [/B]...Master Chief?[B] 4. A crowbar does as much damage as a gun? [/B]I'd like to see how you would feel after getting hit with a fucking crowbar by Gorden fucking Freeman![B][/QUOTE][/B] The rest of them are pointless observations by an obvious fanboy...they don't even make a bit of sense, because that's what Half Life is..that's the storyline!
[QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;20986940]That's me[/QUOTE] Why are you even on this forums if you hate Half Life then? This forums is for a mod based game for Half life. So if yo don't like the game get over it. Some people like it. Others don't. You throwing your opinion is fine and has no problems here, but when you're so Naive to think your opinion is fact, then either shut the hell up or quit riling people up.
[QUOTE=Terragen;20987181]Why are you even on this forums if you hate Half Life then? This forums is for a mod based game for Half life. So if yo don't like the game get over it. Some people like it. Others don't. You throwing your opinion is fine and has no problems here, but when you're so Naive to think your opinion is fact, then either shut the hell up or quit riling people up.[/QUOTE] that's what i said [editline]11:11PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;20981116]Bad games are usually pretty bad. [editline]05:05PM[/editline] Like Half Life.[/QUOTE] The day I once again realized Evil_Toaster was an unfunny troll
Reason #4 he used it's instead of its, therefore every reason is wrong.
guys I don't like half life please don't flame it's my opinion ok? also i wish not leave this forum because I like GMOD, not half life, so again, plz dont flame.
[QUOTE=Kakek;20988155]guys I don't like half life please don't flame it's my opinion ok? also i wish not leave this forum because I like GMOD, not half life, so again, plz dont flame.[/QUOTE] the day i realized kakek was a troll wait that was once i met him like 2 years ago
[QUOTE=Bullet100;20987051]Wow...what a pathetic person and all those who agree with him... Why would he even attempt posting this on a website that is filled with people who play Half-Life 2 mods? gtfo [editline]01:12AM[/editline] [/B] The rest of them are pointless observations by an obvious fanboy...they don't even make a bit of sense, because that's what Half Life is..that's the storyline![/QUOTE] The mods are good, HL2 isn't. [editline]07:18AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;20985927]And HL wasn't?[/QUOTE] Because all of the weapons were useful. [editline]07:21AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Gummylamb;20988169]the day i realized kakek was a troll wait that was once i met him like 2 years ago[/QUOTE] People that have an opinion differing from yours =/= troll
[QUOTE=Bullet100;20987051]Wow...what a pathetic person and all those who agree with him... Why would he even attempt posting this on a website that is filled with people who play Half-Life 2 mods? gtfo [editline]01:12AM[/editline] [/B] The rest of them are pointless observations by an obvious fanboy...they don't even make a bit of sense, because that's what Half Life is..that's the storyline![/QUOTE] once again i feel i must state that gamesradar is doing this as part of something they do called the week of hate in which they nitpick the fuck out of games. they dont literally mean it, theyre just taking little things and making it seem like they kill the game, and if it wasn't satire there isn't a need to be a whiny complaining fanboy anyway.
[QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;20969939]And what do they do differently? Walk up to you and punch/bite you instead of shooting you? That's even less fun. [editline]12:05AM[/editline] I honestly do not understand what you're trying to say. And if I didn't have my Wii I couldn't play Metroid Prime 1 & 2, great examples of how FPS's should be: adventure games.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure your problem is with FPS games in general and not Half-Life
Ya there where! when you go above ground you see what looks like trenchcoat combine elites and a helicopter!
ITT: HL fanboys get butthurt over a satirical article, hilarity ensues.
[QUOTE=the_shape;20992007]ITT: HL fanboys get butthurt over a satirical article, hilarity ensues.[/QUOTE] it's really bad satire.
[QUOTE=Terragen;20987181]Why are you even on this forums if you hate Half Life then? This forums is for a mod based game for Half life. [/QUOTE] Maybe about 10-20% of the forums, yes. [editline]12:55PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Viper01;20990864]I'm pretty sure your problem is with FPS games in general and not Half-Life[/QUOTE] No, there are some FPS's I like very much.
Why are you guys still replying to evil_toaster? He's a drama loving homosexual troll who literally gets off of stirring up drama on the forum. Every time you make an angry post to him he jizzes in his underwear.
[QUOTE=Sprocket Shit;20996794]Why are you guys still replying to evil_toaster? He's a drama loving homosexual troll who literally gets off of stirring up drama on the forum. Every time you make an angry post to him he jizzes in his underwear.[/QUOTE] No, I just actually hate half life. Is that so hard to believe?
It's hard to believe that you're not trolling because you're saying it like it's a fact, not your opinion, and everytime someone points out that it is simply your opinion you tell them "No, the game is just bad."
[QUOTE=MosIPos;20997265]It's hard to believe that you're not trolling because you're saying it like it's a fact, not your opinion, and everytime someone points out that it is simply your opinion you tell them "No, the game is just bad."[/QUOTE] You say that as if I haven't clearly explained why I hate half life.
[QUOTE=Sprocket Shit;20996794]Why are you guys still replying to evil_toaster? He's a drama loving homosexual troll who literally gets off of stirring up drama on the forum. Every time you make an angry post to him he jizzes in his underwear.[/QUOTE] sameway bud is but only that bud wont shut the hell up for a year till he gets banned
[QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;20997293]You say that as if I haven't clearly explained why I hate half life.[/QUOTE] You haven't really, you say that if you strip off all the good stuff about it it sucks, which of course it will, 'cause you're removing the good stuff.
[QUOTE=texanderson;20997314]sameway bud is but only that bud wont shut the hell up for a year till he gets permabanned[/QUOTE] [editline]12:11PM[/editline] sameway bud is but he wont shut the hell up for a year till he gets permabanned [editline]12:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=texanderson;20997319][editline]12:11PM[/editline] sameway bud is but he wont shut the hell up for a year till he gets permabanned[/QUOTE] umm this is wierd
[quote=gamesradarretard]Since it's hate week, I know it's not target Half-life have to get something off my chest. I Hate Valve. That waste of money called valve never tried to put the orange box on the PS3. When EA was able to do so. I don't care if there bugs or non-custom items. I just want to play L4D,portal 2 (when it comes out) and others. Valve...**** YOU!!![/quote]
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