Five Reasons to Hate Half-Life - Polidicks

[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;21000148]No, it's the [i]style[/i] of his posting that screams "troll".[/QUOTE] But I'm no troll. I actually do hate half life.

I love linear shooters. I don't have to make dumb decisions to have completly different game - I want to get this game and it's universe in one, two playthroughs, then go back to my favourite moments anytime. Without thinking that I missed something, so I have to replay this game from start to end, doing different things, not even knowing what I am looking for.

[QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;21000155]But I'm no troll. I actually do hate half life.[/QUOTE] but your a dumbass. you actually wont shut the hell up [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Flaming" - SteveUK))[/highlight]

everyone get hot and sweaty for half life yeah

Failure!

This made me rage! :argh:

This is retarded.

[QUOTE=Doomish;20969473]Find this man and assassinate him with a crowbar.[/QUOTE] Shoot him also then ask him if they both hurt equally.

I masturbate using the split at the end of a crowbar because I'm so god damn horny for half-life.

That was lame.

I do say gentlemen, it appears we have a man who thinks that this electronic simulator is dull and made completly of bull. I do say he made a bollywash post right there!

How can someone how has never spoken, worn the same crap through 3 games, and happens to not find the time to shave due to all the soliders/headcrabs/zombies/combine/antlions trying to ass rape him be called a hipster?

He doesn't even wear fashionable clothes or fashionable glasses

:bravo:

[QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;20969794]Rant about enemys and how Call of Duty is the best first person shooter EVAR.[/QUOTE] Okay, so Headcrabs and Antlions are combine? Call of Duty isnt something new each mission either. FIGHT ZEE TERRORSTS.

[QUOTE=dvc;21003691]Okay, so Headcrabs and Antlions are combine? Call of Duty isnt something new each mission either. FIGHT ZEE TERRORSTS.[/QUOTE] Headcrabs and antlions are combine without guns.

[QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;21003787]Headcrabs and antlions are combine without guns.[/QUOTE] No. Just don't even post anymore in this thread, that was just stupid.

[QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;21003787]Headcrabs and antlions are combine without guns.[/QUOTE] dogs are terrorists without guns

[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;21004514]dogs are terrorists without guns[/QUOTE] If the dogs terrorize, then yes.

seriously we get it you don't like half life and you're on a forum based around a mod made for half life... you're only perpetuating crying from people that don't understand other people have differing opinions

[QUOTE=Jimbomcb;21004610]seriously we get it you don't like half life and you're on a forum based around a mod made for half life... you're only perpetuating crying from people that don't understand other people have differing opinions[/QUOTE] I like Gmod.

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How the fuck is Gordon Freeman a Hipster? He doesn't even say a fucking word and has absolutely no personality. He also has a family.

I didn't even have to open the thread to know what everyone was going to be talking about. [img]http://bladey.info/other/nerdrage.jpg[/img]

Evil_Toaster is just trolling. Ignore him, its not like he's giving justifiable reasons to hate Half Life. He just wants to make you angry, it makes his e-peen larger. Also, stewsta, you deserve a medal for this.

[QUOTE=zombojoe;21005447]Evil_Toaster is just trolling. Ignore him, its not like he's giving justifiable reasons to hate Half Life. He just wants to make you angry, it makes his e-peen larger.[/QUOTE] As I have said many times, no I'm not trolling. I really do hate Half Life. And I have posted many times on exactly why.

is this shit still going on jeezus [editline]03:13AM[/editline] [QUOTE=del-re-re;21005666]is this shit still going on? jeezus[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=del-re-re;21005666]is this shit still going on jeezus [editline]03:13AM[/editline][/QUOTE]

I was reading TheSpy's post, My head hurts now.

Man, this guy really struggled to find some reasons to hate Half-Life.