• Five Reasons to Hate Half-Life
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[QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;21005610]As I have said many times, no I'm not trolling. I really do hate Half Life. And I have posted many times on exactly why.[/QUOTE] Do you ever seriously shut the fuck up? We have respected your opinion from the start but this bullshit has gone on too long. Quit being a fucking assclown motherfucker and respect [b]OUR[/b] let me repeat...[b]OUR[/b] opinions. You have failed miserably to do that. Either quit shit posting and being one of the biggest cunts on this forums or just sit there and shut the fuck up. I personally don't enjoy the game either. But you do not see me dragging a fucking thread through 14 pages just to piss people off and troll a fucking thread. Grow the fuck up already for Christs sake.
[QUOTE=EvilMattress;21006128]Man, this guy really struggled to find some reasons to hate Half-Life.[/QUOTE] it's a joke [editline]12:58AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;21005610]As I have said many times, no I'm not trolling. I really do hate Half Life. And I have posted many times on exactly why.[/QUOTE] boy you're sure dedicated to it, i mean 14 pages sure is quite a feat [editline]12:59AM[/editline] fucks sake i can't edit that mess of a sentence above
They are never going to explain the G-man.
[QUOTE=trjr1123;21006546]Do you ever seriously shut the fuck up? We have respected your opinion from the start but this bullshit has gone on too long. Quit being a fucking assclown motherfucker and respect [b]OUR[/b] let me repeat...[b]OUR[/b] opinions. You have failed miserably to do that. Either quit shit posting and being one of the biggest cunts on this forums or just sit there and shut the fuck up. I personally don't enjoy the game either. But you do not see me dragging a fucking thread through 14 pages just to piss people off and troll a fucking thread. Grow the fuck up already for Christs sake.[/QUOTE] I'm not the one dragging. I posted my thoughts, and people ask me why I think so, and I answer. And that went on for 14 pages. Or at least I think that's how it went. [editline]10:11PM[/editline] [QUOTE=TheCombine;21007282]boy you're sure dedicated to it, i mean 14 pages sure is quite a feat [/QUOTE] thanks bro
not really. we get that you don't like it (you are wrong).
[QUOTE=Rusty101;21007482]not really. we get that you don't like it (you are wrong).[/QUOTE] How can he be wrong about not liking it?
[IMG]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/26/9802-gordon_freeman_big_super.gif[/IMG]
Look at all the Nintendo imagery, it's just a butt hurt nintendo fan boy who's jealous because he can't play good games
The man has a brain size. [IMG]http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu218/JKN1178/582dde5349c5b61f42656e2865377def.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=kitthehacker;21008065]Look at all the Nintendo imagery, it's just a butt hurt nintendo fan boy who's jealous because he can't play good games[/QUOTE] Nintendo makes great games. Like, the best games.
Haha, this reminds me of the "Vote for the best video game character" thread.
if you want to know something from gman, maybe you read this [url]http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Gman[/url] and i read from somewhere that nihilanth in hl1 have a comment: "you are a man, he is not a man", or something like that, couldn't that be a reference to gman?
[img]http://www.gamasutra.com/db_area/images/news2001/18843/gabe_newell.jpg[/img] Joe McNeilly made Gabe sad. To Mr. McNeilly: Nice going you fucker!
I came in here expecting nerdrage, butthurt and a few trolls, and guess what I found.
It's gameradars. Of course it's gonna suck.
[QUOTE=Evil_Toaster;20969754]Okay okay, here is what Half Life is You look at a combine (or marine, if it's HL1) you hold down click, you start shooting at them, they start shooting at you. You both take damage but since you have more health you win. Then you find health packs in oh so cleverly placed corners so you survive and repeat. That is half life. It's a fucking FPS. You point and things and click. Where's the game? Sure there were cool parts like the boat part or the car part or the crane part, but they were too infrequent. Especially in Half Life 1 where you do NOTHING but look at marines, hold down fire, and wait to see who dies first. Let's take a game like Call of Duty 4, pretty much every single mission you're doing something new. While sure, most of it is still pointing and clicking, each level is doing something different so it stays fresh. Not the case with Half Life, where you fight combine in the whole fucking game. Or maybe a game like Dead Space. The game had serious atmosphere, something people claim exists in Half Life but I don't feel it. Not like I feel it in Dead Space. Dead Space even had fucking game mechanics for god's sake. Dismemberment, inventory, all that good stuff. Half Life just has, shooting. That's really it.[/QUOTE] While we're describing every FPS out there, let's talk about the game's engine.
It is overrated.
[QUOTE=Bullet100;21007759][IMG]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/26/9802-gordon_freeman_big_super.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] "Where's a fucking Starbucks, I need some fucking wi-fi here. Somebody posted shit on my Facebook." [editline]11:20AM[/editline] nope doesn't fit
Wow I want to hit the writer of that article with a wrecking bar (the type of crowbar Gordon uses) and still ask him if he'd rather be hit with that. Then keep beating him until he dies (wouldn't take long if I went for the head. Stab in the eye, anyone?)
[QUOTE=The DooD;21014042]Wow I want to hit the writer of that article with a wrecking bar (the type of crowbar Gordon uses) and still ask him if he'd rather be hit with that. Then keep beating him until he dies (wouldn't take long if I went for the head. Stab in the eye, anyone?)[/QUOTE] Um, let's not get carried away.
Too late. I may be an fanboy, good sir, but there is one thing I am not and that is a fanboy.
[QUOTE=The DooD;21014042]Wow I want to hit the writer of that article with a wrecking bar (the type of crowbar Gordon uses) and still ask him if he'd rather be hit with that. Then keep beating him until he dies (wouldn't take long if I went for the head. Stab in the eye, anyone?)[/QUOTE] It's a joke.
[QUOTE=The DooD;21014042]Wow I want to hit the writer of that article with a wrecking bar (the type of crowbar Gordon uses) and still ask him if he'd rather be hit with that. Then keep beating him until he dies (wouldn't take long if I went for the head. Stab in the eye, anyone?)[/QUOTE] yeah man death to the non believers of pc gaming! the pc gaming taliban shall rule!!
[QUOTE=Gummylamb;20969563]I knew once i saw the "last post by Evil_Toaster" that it would be nothing good, and it was right. I hope you know that you're an idiot, if you don't like Half Life or Valve, you can just leave this forum.[/QUOTE] hahaaa
[QUOTE=Beetle179;21013804]While we're describing every FPS out there, let's talk about the game's engine.[/QUOTE] The game engine is buggy. The toolset is horrible, it never really works. Hammer is a bitch to use and you can never get a clear image of how the map is suppose to look because of the tool textures. The faceposer and model viewer like to crash for no reason. Ragdolls go though models and other ragdolls. All of the Source engine games feel or look the same. The games crash for no reason sometimes. Plus, I always get fps drops on Source games but games like ME2, Rainbow Six Vegas 2, or Bioshock don't slow down and they all look great.
[QUOTE=Wootman;21017010]The game engine is buggy. The toolset is horrible, it never really works. Hammer is a bitch to use and you can never get a clear image of how the map is suppose to look because of the tool textures. The faceposer and model viewer like to crash for no reason. Ragdolls go though models and other ragdolls. All of the Source engine games feel or look the same. The games crash for no reason sometimes. Plus, I always get fps drops on Source games but games like ME2, Rainbow Six Vegas 2, or Bioshock don't slow down and they all look great.[/QUOTE] Yeah, it's only you. I've never had any of those happen to me before. Neither have I heard any of that happen to anyone else.
[QUOTE=Wootman;21017010]The game engine is buggy. The toolset is horrible, it never really works. Hammer is a bitch to use and you can never get a clear image of how the map is suppose to look because of the tool textures. The faceposer and model viewer like to crash for no reason. Ragdolls go though models and other ragdolls. All of the Source engine games feel or look the same. The games crash for no reason sometimes. Plus, I always get fps drops on Source games but games like ME2, Rainbow Six Vegas 2, or Bioshock don't slow down and they all look great.[/QUOTE] The key difference here is that I can play Source games on a 6 year old computer. And none of what you described happens to me. Except maybe crash, but that's because I have a Celeron. Yeah, I'm too cheap to buy a new computer.
[QUOTE=Wootman;21017010]The game engine is buggy. The toolset is horrible, it never really works. Hammer is a bitch to use and you can never get a clear image of how the map is suppose to look because of the tool textures. The faceposer and model viewer like to crash for no reason. Ragdolls go though models and other ragdolls. [b]All of the Source engine games feel or look the same.[/b] The games crash for no reason sometimes. Plus, I always get fps drops on Source games but games like ME2, Rainbow Six Vegas 2, or Bioshock don't slow down and they all look great.[/QUOTE] I can only agree with the bolded part.
I read the first 5 pages of this thread, and I honestly can't believe TheSpy was so dumb [editline]12:43PM[/editline] [QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;21018820]I can only agree with the bolded part.[/QUOTE] I agree with it too, but i like it
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