Fence is put up as racist swan won't stop attacking minorities

[Drsalvador]

[QUOTE=matt.ant;44509940]You can't just get rid of a swan, they are property of the Queen.[/QUOTE]

If you even so much as touch one, the Queen herself and Charles break into your house and garrotte you in the dead of night while staring you dead in the eyes and knowing no remorse.

[Alobster111]

My neighbor across the street has white geese in his pasture and they will peck at cars' tires and honk at them as they drive by. Once I came upon a nest and a couple eggs and next thing I knew mama goose was coming in hot, she hovered over my head and scared me shitless. Don't fuck with big birds, they are assholes.

[inaba]

[QUOTE=Riller;44510406]I have a friend who has a racist cat. It's afraid/angry around black people, for some reason.[/QUOTE]

Some of the doors in the IC4 trains doesn't always want to open for people with different coloured skin, I have noticed.

[Aman]

Reminds me of Canadian geese. Same asshole bird different colouring.

There's a road near my house that is adjacent to a forest and every summer a group of Canadian geese take over the boulevard and sidewalk. They see you walking towards them on the sidewalk from far away and just mad dog you with their beady eyes as you approach. Probably in their tiny brains they are pumping up for battle. Then once you get close enough they make hissing sounds and waddle towards you with their wings out like they wanna bear hug you but you just push through and keep walking.

They can't even hurt you unless you are retarded and let them peck you in the eye or something.

[Ray-The-Sun]

[QUOTE=Pantz Master;44510462]I mean, if I was getting attacked by a swan I'd kick the fucker in the head.[/QUOTE]
Jokes on you, swans have tiny heads!

Go for the body.

[Articsledder]

[QUOTE=Aman;44512804]Reminds me of Canadian geese. Same asshole bird different colouring.

There's a road near my house that is adjacent to a forest and every summer a group of Canadian geese take over the boulevard and sidewalk. They see you walking towards them on the sidewalk from far away and just mad dog you with their beady eyes as you approach. Probably in their tiny brains they are pumping up for battle. Then once you get close enough they make hissing sounds and waddle towards you with their wings out like they wanna bear hug you but you just push through and keep walking.

They can't even hurt you unless you are retarded and let them peck you in the eye or something.[/QUOTE]

when they migrate down here all they do is shit on everything

[Sgt-NiallR]

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;44511715]If you even so much as touch one, the Queen herself and Charles break into your house and garrotte you in the dead of night while staring you dead in the eyes and knowing no remorse.[/QUOTE]

Then Charles steals all the cheese from your fridge on his way out.

[CMX]

[QUOTE=Cuel;44510421]my last dog was racist

if a white person walked by she'd sit quietly and just stare, anyone else and she started to run around while barking[/QUOTE]

My dog was racist as well. He hated black people, which was strange since he was a black lab.

[Midas22]

[QUOTE=GunFox;44510232]If you get your ass kicked by a swan, you deserved it.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/c1ZAbGP.png[/IMG]
fuk that

[dirty_ape]

Just kick it in the face or something when you need to. They'll fuck off pretty quick that way.

[Bobie]

does everyone here have traumatic experiences with swans or something because i draw them by the local river sometimes and all they do is follow you around and try to eat your pencil if you hold it out

but then they bite the pencil n realise its not bread lol greedy motherfuckers

[Aman]

[QUOTE=Midas22;44513213][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/c1ZAbGP.png[/IMG]
fuk that[/QUOTE]

Those aren't sharp or long enough to do anything other than scratch you.

Scratch yourself with your fingernails it's the same effect.

I know I've been in combat with cranky geese.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=Riller;44510406]I have a friend who has a racist cat. It's afraid/angry around black people, for some reason.[/QUOTE]

My cat runs away whenever my step uncle visits

It just sees him, his eyes widen, then he fucking bolts and hides upstairs