Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger - Polidicks

I had nothing to do with this, I swear!

Gentlemen I am sorry, but due to reading this thread my laughbox became overworked to the point it exploded and I am now unable to laugh.

I suspect that these stories may be entirely imaginary as an excuse to call their jazz mag a "newspaper".

[QUOTE][B]on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go[/B][/QUOTE] :v: Facepunchers, please, contain your clocks.

Guys: The title isn't about how Gordon Ramsay's Porn Dwarf Double got eaten by a badger. It's about how Gordon Ramsay's Porn Dwarf [I]got [B]double[/B] eaten by a badger.[/I] Big difference. [QUOTE=Zeke129;32270664][img]http://i.imgur.com/79iEp.png[/img][/QUOTE] Suddenly, the movie "Jumper" comes to mind. Damn that was a funny movie. [QUOTE=mac338;32270785]Interesting, because I found a kebab shop there. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1467131/Spitsbergen.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] You fool! There's a polar bear! That's the NORTH Pole! You've doomed us all! Unless... wait... Maybe... The bear's the one running the kebab shop! And he got it there by driving a ship by himself! In which case, polar bears have secretly become industrialized! They can probably even make armor for themselves! Oh god, the His Dark Materials series is coming true! RUN FOR THE HILLS BUT WATCH OUT FOR BADGERS

I read the title and thought it said he was "double eaten" I thought "How the hell do you [i]double eat[/i] something?"

That badger is only going to get hungry fifteen minutes later.

i guess this paper is just like the weekly world news then

[QUOTE=Last or First;32277149] You fool! There's a polar bear! That's the NORTH Pole! You've doomed us all! Unless... wait... Maybe... The bear's the one running the kebab shop! And he got it there by driving a ship by himself! In which case, polar bears have secretly become industrialized! They can probably even make armor for themselves! Oh god, the His Dark Materials series is coming true! RUN FOR THE HILLS BUT WATCH OUT FOR BADGERS[/QUOTE] I like that you spotted the polar bear and immediately thought, "That can't be right!" :D

Probably one of the funniest fake articles I have ever read. I was laughing my ass off for some reason.

Now if somebody with some decent 'shop skills could do a Ramsay 'shop with the face of that man... I would seriously laugh to death

[quote]gawker[/quote]

[QUOTE=Last or First;32277149] You fool! There's a polar bear! That's the NORTH Pole! You've doomed us all![/QUOTE] North pole doesn't have landmass? [B]SPITSBERGEN![/B]

[QUOTE=matt.ant;32269744]This is old, because I remember posting this in LMAO Pics: [img]http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/306113_248942561803598_112606095437246_848980_5648416_n.jpg[/img] [editline]13th September 2011[/editline] This is how it is now, look they even included a photo banned by the White House of Bin Laden reading their newspaper on the toilet [img]http://i51.tinypic.com/vqqsl1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Dat chick.

[QUOTE=Dachande;32277872]i guess this paper is just like the weekly world news then[/QUOTE] Only with more knockers. And breasts.

[QUOTE=DrBreen;32268568]this is a tabloid why is it here[/QUOTE] this is facepunch why are you still posting

I wasn't exactly sure what the fuck the title was saying or what to expect when I got in here