[QUOTE=RedStar;35205656]Imagine this.
Gabe walks in. The screen behind him flashes a large lambda, and then a 3.
The crowd starts cheering.
Gabe pulls out a crowbar.
The crowds cheers grow louder. A guy at the back shouts "I love you Gabe!"
He smashes the screen.
"HL3 has been cancelled..."
*GASP*
"...so we can work on..."
[B][I]*GASP*[/I][/B]
"Ricochet 2."[/QUOTE]
And the crowd goes wild
With excitement, of course
[QUOTE=RedStar;35205656]Imagine this.
Gabe walks in. The screen behind him flashes a large lambda, and then a 3.
The crowd starts cheering.
Gabe pulls out a crowbar.
The crowds cheers grow louder. A guy at the back shouts "I love you Gabe!"
He smashes the screen.
"HL3 has been cancelled..."
*GASP*
"...so we can work on..."
[B][I]*GASP*[/I][/B]
"Ricochet 2."[/QUOTE]
Gabe walks on stage. He doesn't say anything, just smiles and waits for the audience to quiet down.
A huge 3 appears on the screen behind him, the audience goes apeship. Gabe still simply smiles, waiting for them to compose themselves.
Then the words "Left 4 Dead" appear next to the 3.
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;35206002]Gabe walks on stage. He doesn't say anything, just smiles and waits for the audience to quiet down.
A huge 3 appears on the screen behind him, the audience goes apeship. Gabe still simply smiles, waiting for them to compose themselves.
Then the words "Left 4 Dead" appear next to the 3.[/QUOTE]
Gabe's not coming out alive from that one
[QUOTE=Arvuti;35204956]gabe walks in wearing the HEV suit and holding a crowbar.
win[/QUOTE]
And then they reveal the promotional poster for Half-Life 3
[img]http://www.pixel-issue.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gabe_newell___half_life_3_by_g_e_e_r_s-d4p99ww-630x777.png[/img]
I hope they announce some great Postal 3 DLC.
[editline]19th March 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=kukiric;35206017]And then they reveal the promotional poster for Half-Life 3
[img]http://www.pixel-issue.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gabe_newell___half_life_3_by_g_e_e_r_s-d4p99ww-630x777.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I don't get why people latch onto his weight so much. He's not even fat anymore.
[QUOTE=Wii60;35205644]if valve has someone like mr caffeine there i will slap their shit
for refrence:
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecffZBdhAUU[/URL][/QUOTE]
Nothing beats the Nintendo drum rampage
[url]http://dagobah.net/flash/Wii_Music_gameplay.swf[/url]
[QUOTE=kukiric;35206017]And then they reveal the promotional poster for Half-Life 3
[img]http://www.pixel-issue.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gabe_newell___half_life_3_by_g_e_e_r_s-d4p99ww-630x777.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Why is the Citadel like that? I thought it must be from pre-Ep1 but he has a knife
Eh. I'm not holding my expectations too high, though curious what they're planning.
Steam full screen mode will likely be revealed on this E3.
[QUOTE=Nikota;35206020]I don't get why people latch onto his weight so much. He's not even fat anymore.[/QUOTE]
He's still fatter than me and I'm pretty fat. But unlike me he's showing positive progress.
[QUOTE=smurfy;35206075]Why is the Citadel like that? I thought it must be from pre-Ep1 but he has a knife[/QUOTE]
More cost effective way of skinning a cat, rather than botched teleportation.
[QUOTE=Arvuti;35204956]gabe walks in wearing the HEV suit and holding a crowbar.
win[/QUOTE]
Announces Valve is going public.
:suicide:
So it'd just be pc gamers and pc developers talking about pc games?
Why don't we ALREADY HAVE THIS?
I don't want a giant expose with lasers fucking everywhere and intense music revealing another CoD, if we could just talk about what the hell is going on, with the people who are creating the games that'd be lovely.
Gabe will announce he wants to get into the console market.
Day of Defeat: Modern Warfare
[QUOTE=Ericson666;35207917]Gabe will announce he wants to get into the console market.
Day of Defeat: Modern Warfare[/QUOTE]
ummm
portal 2 is multi-platform + many valve games are also on consoles
with amazing ports might I add
"We're proud to announce that half life 3 will be coming as a brand new wii-exclusive title! We had to dumb down the violence due to the younger audience, but we think it'll be worth it for the new audience"
[QUOTE=J!NX;35207994]ummm
portal 2 is multi-platform + many valve games are also on consoles
with amazing ports might I add[/QUOTE]
The majority of the console market. I showed my father (who is big on CoD) Portal and it took him a half hour to complete any given chamber.
There are exceptions, but many console players like boom boom shooty
Gabe walks on.
"Hello, today I'm here to reveal to you our next project..."
*drum roll*
"Left 4 Dead 2: Episode 1"
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;35208103]Gabe walks on.
"Hello, today I'm here to reveal to you our next project..."
*drum roll*
"Left 4 Dead 2: Episode 1"[/QUOTE]
Team Portal Left 4 Counter-life: Ricochet of the Ancients
[QUOTE=maurits150;35204802]They waited so long that I don't even care anymore to be honest.[/QUOTE]
Yeah you say that, and when they do finally reveal it you're going to shit your bed just like everyone else.
Anyone who says that it took too long at this point for you to care will be the biggest hypocrites for when anything half life and a 3 is announced, you know it to be true.
*Gabe walks on stage*
Ladies and gentleman i would like to finally announce the closure of one of our classic series
*Audience starts to whistle and cheer*
After 8 year in development and many drawbacks
*Audience starts to stand up*
*A large 3 appears on the screen tinted in orange*
Ricochet 2 - The Third orange age!
*Gabe slightly collapses through the floor*
[QUOTE=J!NX;35208161]Team Portal Left 4 Counter-life: Ricochet of the Ancients[/QUOTE]
Add Swarm of Defeat somewhere
[QUOTE=1337M347;35205537]No dude, he's going to announce Day of Defeat: Vietnam.[/QUOTE]
I would actually enjoy that, maybe simply because Day of Defeat seems rather abandoned.
I really wish Day of Defeat got a facelift. Out of all the Valve games[aside from Ricochet] it has gone the most ignored.
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