After the recent New England blizzard, my friend made a 12 foot snow phallus. It made the news. - Polidicks

Most cultures build monuments such as these to denote a special event, remember influential people of years past, or even as a symbol of their culture. Your friend erects a penis.

[QUOTE=Starpluck;39602518]Who the fuck dials 911 over a snow-figure?[/QUOTE] Calling 911... Just you know... smash it down? wow was that so hard? Why bother the police. They have better shit to do :v:

[QUOTE=SGI Onyx;39602243][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture"]Not quite.[/URL][/QUOTE] [i]the practice of taqaandan (also taghaandan) also puts men at risk of penile fracture. Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click," involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles[/i] Oh God..

[QUOTE=LSK;39604054][i]the practice of taqaandan (also taghaandan) also puts men at risk of penile fracture. Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click," involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles[/i] Oh God..[/QUOTE] this gives me the willies

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;39604130]this gives me the willies[/QUOTE] :colbert:

[QUOTE=LSK;39604054][i]the practice of taqaandan (also taghaandan) also puts men at risk of penile fracture. Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click," involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles[/i] Oh God..[/QUOTE] I do that on accident. It doesn't hurt, but my OCD makes me want to "Click" it back in place when it happens. It doesn't feel good at all

i support this movement

[QUOTE=LSK;39604054][i]the practice of taqaandan (also taghaandan) also puts men at risk of penile fracture. Taqaandan, which comes from a Kurdish word meaning "to click," involves bending the top part of the erect penis while holding the lower part of the shaft in place, until a click is heard and felt. Taqaandan is said to be painless and has been compared to cracking one's knuckles[/i] Oh God..[/QUOTE] I do this without pain. Maybe I'm already broken.

[quote]If you have nothing else to do in your day other than complain about a snow penis, we'll make it 12 feet tall.[/quote] I'm in love

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;39604907]I'm in love[/QUOTE] Agreed. She spoke nothing but common sense.

yeah, his mom is pretty cool

i wonder how long it took to make the penis itself