Man's Penis cut off with chisel

[evlbzltyr]

Brrrrrr. I'm sure I wouldn't have been worse off for not reading this.

[MrOwn1]

[QUOTE=JeffAndersen;24595288]If you think about it the penis being removed probably went fast. A chisel would've sheered it off in 1 or 2 hits. Everything else probably took longer.
[img_thumb]http://www.mywoodfurnitureplans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Carpenter-chisels.jpg[/img_thumb]

Hell you could get it in one hit.[/QUOTE]

uuguuuhfughfdgasgfdaafdf my crotch is cringing in pain

[MachiniOs]

[QUOTE=Kade;24594526]An eye for an eye (The world wont go blind, not all of us have taken/had our eyes taken away - I checked).[/QUOTE]

How is this eye for an eye in any way whatsoever.

[I Broke The Sun]

[QUOTE=JeffAndersen;24595288]If you think about it the penis being removed probably went fast. A chisel would've sheered it off in 1 or 2 hits. Everything else probably took longer.
[img_thumb]http://www.mywoodfurnitureplans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Carpenter-chisels.jpg[/img_thumb]

Hell you could get it in one hit.[/QUOTE]

Still makes me want to throw up.

Showing me visual aids doesn't help.

[Dr. Fishtastic]

oh noes they take my peepee away!! :(

[cdlink14]

This reminds me of the time my dad slipped with a drill, and made a nice big hole between his testicles.

[Jasper Jones]

[QUOTE=I Broke The Sun!;24595562]Still makes me want to throw up.

Showing me visual aids doesn't help.[/QUOTE]

least he didnt show you the hammer and penis

[Bunticus]

Haha this reminds me of the latest episode of Ideals

[sami-pso]

[QUOTE=JeffAndersen;24595288]If you think about it the penis being removed probably went fast. A chisel would've sheered it off in 1 or 2 hits. Everything else probably took longer.
[img]http://www.mywoodfurnitureplans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Carpenter-chisels.jpg[/img]

Hell you could get it in one hit.[/QUOTE]

They probably used the smallest size they could find.

[pudt duck]

[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24594286]I guess he's pretty butthurt over this incident.[/QUOTE]

hi doug!!!

[Bad)-(and]

Ah, Glasgow. Where would we be without your genital mutilations?

[Olas]

Just makes you cringe reading it.

[RaccoonBro]

Hey, its thread number 996660

[SirDigby]

how is the brand of cordless drill relevant

[Andaeeee]

Why would they shove the chisel up his ass?

[Tacosheller]

Oh god, "Bladed chisel shoved into his rectum"
:ohdear:

[Destitide]

Wow, that's horrible.

[Squad]

[QUOTE=JeffAndersen;24595288]If you think about it the penis being removed probably went fast. A chisel would've sheered it off in 1 or 2 hits. Everything else probably took longer.
[img]http://www.mywoodfurnitureplans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Carpenter-chisels.jpg[/img]

Hell you could get it in one hit.[/QUOTE]

With those chisels, you wouldn't even need to hit it... You would just barely apply pressure.

They are extremely sharp and can shave wood with just you pushing them.

Also,

[quote]bored a hole in his head using a cordless drill, possibly a DeWalt.[/quote]

Why would they say "possibly a DeWalt"? Is the brand of drill really necessary to report?

"Man beaten with a wrench last Sunday, by his neighbor. Possibly a Craftsmen..."

[kwkws]

Such is life in Glasgow.

[Funny]

[QUOTE=sami-pso;24595991]They probably used the smallest size they could find.[/QUOTE]

So it still took off his dick in one hit then?

[johan_sm]

[QUOTE=Squad;24596894]
Why would they say "possibly a DeWalt"? Is the brand of drill really necessary to report?

"Man beaten with a wrench last Sunday, by his neighbor. Possibly a Craftsmen..."[/QUOTE]
Subliminal advertising. If it can drill a skull, it should be good :)

[Fire Kracker]

:byodood:

[Perfumly]

I would not wish this on my worst enemy

[BulletofHell]

The Joker in The Dark Knight has a Glasgow smile.

[Reagy]

Sounds like he got in too deep.

[ZapDing]

[quote]head using a cordless drill, [B]possibly a DeWalt.[/B][/quote]

The fuck does that have to do with anything?

[lapsus_]

Poor thing..

[sodacan1]

[IMG]http://gyazo.com/cc8971feebdcae5e0137ae066730e573.png[/IMG]

so much suspense

[cecilbdemodded]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4[/media]

[quote] and his assailants bored a hole in his head using a cordless drill, possibly a DeWalt.

Both brothers are reported to have had links with murdered gangster Kevin “Gerbil” Carroll, so called due to the 80s children’s television character Kevin the Gerbil, friend of Roland Rat.[/quote]

So I thought specifying it might be a DeWalt was a strange amount of detail to obsess over. Then I got to the part where they specify why he was called the Gerbil AND the fact that his namesake had a friend called Roland the Rat.

If you work for a guy nicknamed The Gerbil you WILL have something jammed up your ass in the end.

[Sickle]

AND HERE'S WHAT A SEVERED PENIS LOOKS LIKE:

Just kidding.

I would never post that.

:ohdear: