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Why would they say "possibly a DeWalt"? Is the brand of drill really necessary to report?
"Man beaten with a wrench last Sunday, by his neighbor. Possibly a Craftsmen..."[/QUOTE]
Subtle advertising :haw:
i guess you could that his sex life was chipped away
[i]YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH[/i]
/caps
:byodood:
As is life in Glasgow
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[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;24594286]I guess he's pretty butthurt over this incident.[/QUOTE]That reminds me of that "Man sticks 2 hammers up his ass thread"
He has a chiseled body, that's for sure.
My penis just shrank so much, I am now legally a woman.
[IMG]http://www.anthonyfernando.com/uploads/Image/chisel.jpg[/IMG]
1 man 1 chisel :gonk:
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;24600300]My penis just shrank so much, I am now legally a woman.[/QUOTE]
Really in your case it grew.
[QUOTE=JeffAndersen;24595288]If you think about it the penis being removed probably went fast. A chisel would've sheered it off in 1 or 2 hits. Everything else probably took longer.
[img_thumb]http://www.mywoodfurnitureplans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Carpenter-chisels.jpg[/img_thumb]
Hell you could get it in one hit.[/QUOTE]
I cringe at the sight of this.
[quote=pretiacruento;24600532][img_thumb]http://www.anthonyfernando.com/uploads/image/chisel.jpg[/img_thumb]
1 man 1 chisel :gonk:[/quote]
why would you post that! Now I have the idea of that actually happening in my head. There needs to be a cringe smiley.
Oh aye I heard about this. It happened close to where I live
Such is live in Glasgee.
I gagged as I read the op.
I fucking gagged.
That is disgusting.
Such is life in Glasgow.
I'd know: I was born there!
:aaaaa: So. Much. Pain.
[QUOTE=3picFail;24598476]i guess you could that his sex life was chipped away
[i]YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH[/i]
/caps
:byodood:[/QUOTE]
Name fits.
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[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;24600532][IMG_thumb]http://www.anthonyfernando.com/uploads/Image/chisel.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
1 man 1 chisel :gonk:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I imagine it looked more like this than the ones posted earlier.
Would hurt a helluva lot more, I have to say that. :gonk:
Who are the motherfuckers that rated this funny!?
If the people who did this are caught, they should have their penises cut off with a rusty chisel.
But instead of using a hammer, move it back and forth in a sawing motion.
[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;24604240]If the people who did this are caught, they should have their penises cut off with a rusty chisel.
But instead of using a hammer, move it back and forth in a sawing motion.[/QUOTE]
Better yet, just use the hammer to cut them off.
I'm a chick and this hurts ME. Good god... I feel sorry for this guy...
:wtc: :byodood:
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;24597671][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4[/media]
So I thought specifying it might be a DeWalt was a strange amount of detail to obsess over. Then I got to the part where they specify why he was called the Gerbil AND the fact that his namesake had a friend called Roland the Rat.
If you work for a guy nicknamed The Gerbil you WILL have something jammed up your ass in the end.[/QUOTE]
I'm known by my friends (on steam) as the gerbil :pervert:
That's brutal.
Maybe they can put it back on?
[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;24604476]Maybe they can put it back on?[/QUOTE]
No, I can imagine the chisel causing severe enough damage, that it would not be able to be repaired. They may just give him a surrogate, but that is unlikely.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;24604693]No, I can imagine the chisel causing severe enough damage, that it would not be able to be repaired. They may just give him a surrogate, but that is unlikely.[/QUOTE]
He might lost a few centimeters but they could put it on if they found it.
[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;24604740]He might lost a few centimeters but they could put it on if they found it.[/QUOTE]
That too, it may be too late due to putrefaction, you only have a matter of less than an hour to place an extremity back on, when on ice.
They should find the guys who did this and chop off there dick and put it on him.
hey guys eye for an eye is good herpaderpderp derp
Just reading the title made me cross my legs. :ohdear:
Glasgow. yup
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