This popular website helps Icelandic couples avoid incest

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[QUOTE=Hidole555;34589837]We are all related, in a cosmic sense.[/QUOTE]

that's exactly what bjork would say hahha

[SinjinOmega]

[QUOTE=shian;34589770]
Poor Iceland.

I'm pretty sure they need a 'humanitarian' mission to help them repopulate.[/QUOTE]

:colbert:

[FalconKrunch]

[QUOTE=Scrimp;34589910]I could "lend" a hand in repopulation if they like.[/QUOTE]

What would they do with your hand, I'll lend them my dick.

[Gorou]

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Well, yeah. So incest is really common in Iceland, with only twice the people living in it than my home town. :geno:

[Conely]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;34590149]My user name is titled Emperor because I'm Napoleon reincarnated.[/QUOTE]

I was a Nazi commando who killed GIs with ice cream cones because he was funny like that.

[KevBeans]

So approximately how many partners does an avg. Icelander have to dump according to this Icy-Facebook, before they meet someone who is related distantly [I]enough[/I]?

[Zezibesh]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;34589801]As a history buff, I find this absolutely amazing. I would love to see my family history 1,200 years back.

And of course to make sure I don't fuck my cousin :v:[/QUOTE]

What's wrong with fucking your cousin?
Hell, what's wrong with a sexual brother-sister relationship?
One generation of inbreeding will not produce mutant babies or anything

[Droogie]

[QUOTE=Géza!;34590316]As cool as this is, "Íslendigabók" is a terribly silly sounding name.[/QUOTE]
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess it's because you don't speak Icelandic.

The article kinda gives the wrong idea of how Íslendingabók works, it's not like you sign in and click on "how inbred will our kids be???" and type the names of you and your partner into 2 fields. It's just a function that you can use to compare Icelander's genealogy, it's only logical that they would include it.

Also, it's pretty cool to be able to trace your family history back like this, the farthest I can trace mine is to some priest in the early 1400s named Grímur.

[rav]

[QUOTE=Géza!;34590316]As cool as this is, "Íslendigabók" is a terribly silly sounding name.[/QUOTE]

says the hungarian :v:

[gnomical]

[QUOTE=Scrimp;34589910]I could "lend" a hand in repopulation if they like.[/QUOTE]

You lend them your hand, and I'll lend them my sperm services.

[Radley]

I just hope I'm related to Genghis Khan.

[BackflipHatchet]

Uhhh so what about people with the same name

I don't see how it can tell who you are just by your name

[Hoboharry]

The fuck?
There's not even that much incest in Iceland.

[Patriarch]

guys i think i incested
how do i fix it??

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;34589801]As a history buff, I find this absolutely amazing. I would love to see my family history 1,200 years back.

And of course to make sure I don't fuck my cousin :v:[/QUOTE]
I'd love to see my family history 1,200 years back.

And of course to make sure I totally fuck my cousin :v:

[Vasili]

[QUOTE=Radley;34594176]I just hope I'm related to Genghis Khan.[/QUOTE]

with the amount of women he fucked, yes, we are all related to him.

[Conely]

[QUOTE=Patriarch;34594329]guys i think i incested
how do i fix it??[/QUOTE]

Coat hanger and a bottle of Jake D's.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;34590107]Nobody really wants to admit that they're related to somebody who once cleaned shit out of street gutters in the days when people relieved themselves in chamberpots and then proceeded to dump their waste wherever they pleased.:v:

That's what I find so funny about people who claim to be reincarnated. They were never in their past life an ordinary person who worked at some less than desirable job; they're always famous and wealthy, or they participated in some famous historical event with great significance.[/QUOTE]

Given the infant mortality rate back then it's quite likely that if you've been getting reincarnated over and over there are quite a few dead babies in that sequence

[Aerkhan]

I am a reincarnate of a Khan who was a pirate who said ARRRR alot.
It explains my screen name, Aer(ARRR)khan(Khan)

Oh and last year I found out that I am a descendant of Genghis Khan throught my father's side.

[QUOTE=Radley;34594176]I just hope I'm related to Genghis Khan.[/QUOTE]

Every Asian and European are, along with a big part of Australia and Polynesia, and Africa.

[Sobotnik]

[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;34590107]Nobody really wants to admit that they're related to somebody who once cleaned shit out of street gutters in the days when people relieved themselves in chamberpots and then proceeded to dump their waste wherever they pleased.:v:

That's what I find so funny about people who claim to be reincarnated. They were never in their past life an ordinary person who worked at some less than desirable job; they're always famous and wealthy, or they participated in some famous historical event with great significance.[/QUOTE]

In my past life (Lucid dreams) I was a French man who worked at a printing office at the turn of the 19th/20th century.

It wasn't as exciting as I describe it.

[Conely]

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;34604795]In my past life (Lucid dreams) I was a French man who worked at a printing office at the turn of the 19th/20th century.

It wasn't as exciting as I describe it.[/QUOTE]

In all my dreams like that I'm a U-Boat dude with a cool hat

It's like Mickey's Steamboat Willie only loads of Americans die horribly