Florida High School Graduation Ruined By Giant Penis Etched Into Field - Polidicks

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I'm surprised so many people give a shit about their highschool graduation It's not like an awards ceremony or some shit where you did something special, it's literally just "congrats you did not do bad for 12 years"

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[QUOTE=codemaster85;44971203]Each student gets less invites for family. Some militant athiest dickhead almost prevented our school from graduating at a huge church that was ACed and had plenty of seats because they were offended. If we didnt we couldnt invite anyone we wanted and it would be outside in 90 degree 100% humidity weather.[/QUOTE] Militant atheist?

OH NOES, MY GRADUATION, ITS RUINED I'm very sorry but, I just don't see what's all the fuss about having one's dinner, dance and possible "future ruining action" ruined after going through exams and homework and whatever else more for a bunch of years in a row. This is one of the only times I'd say "first world problems", right after those "omg got the wrong merc for christmas, fuck you dad" christmas messages. [editline]1st June 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=TestECull;44967665]Hah. So much butthurt over the most pointless of ceremonies. It's not the end of the world that they didn't make everyone parade around in silly robes. You still get your diplomas and [i]that[/i] is what matters. Not the silly hat, not the boring drudgery in the football field, the diploma. I skipped my graduation ceremony and had them mail me my diploma. Best way to graduate HS. Get the hell out and never look back.[/QUOTE] My school had prom or whatever for everyone who wanted to attend. It was just a lousy dinner that you had to pay 35€. I don't even know if we had graduation or not, but I could care less if we did.

What a dick.

[QUOTE=TestECull;44967665]Hah. So much butthurt over the most pointless of ceremonies. It's not the end of the world that they didn't make everyone parade around in silly robes. You still get your diplomas and [i]that[/i] is what matters. Not the silly hat, not the boring drudgery in the football field, the diploma. I skipped my graduation ceremony and had them mail me my diploma. Best way to graduate HS. Get the hell out and never look back.[/QUOTE] There's quite often a lot of butthurt when penises are involved.

'Graduation ruined'? I'd say 'Graduation enhanced. Drastically.'

When'd you graduate? -The year of the dong

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[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;44972377]My school had prom or whatever for everyone who wanted to attend. It was just a lousy dinner that you had to pay 35€. I don't even know if we had graduation or not, but I could care less if we did.[/QUOTE] Mine had the traditional junior and senior proms. I skipped both. Why should I spend $115 [i]per ticket[/i] to go to a ballroom, sit in the back, sip Dr Peppers I smuggle in and count how many drunks I can spot? [QUOTE=Lurker;44970586]Sounds like you didn't have a good time.[/QUOTE] That's because I didn't. Fuck the morons that ran my high school. It was utter hell and I only went to it because not having a diploma fucks your chances of ever making more than minimum wage. Even if I absolutely loved high school I still would have skipped out on the graduation. I don't dig ceremonies. All this fuss and bother could be skipped and little would change. [QUOTE=Explosions;44970616]It's not "the most pointless of ceremonies." Many people have to actually work very hard to earn their diploma.[/quote] Learn the difference between the act of graduating and the pointless fluff bullshit ceremony that the school puts on. I busted my ass and I graduated just fine. I have an honest-to-god HS diploma. But I didn't attend the stupid ceremony. [QUOTE=Loriborn;44970672]It's a fun experience to watch all of your friends walk on stage and make their speeches and make the symbolic transition out of high school, and it's usually the last time you'll see most of them before you head off to college; plus most parents kind of hold a place for the whole ceremony as a coming-of-age thing. I was hardly the most social person in high school, and graduation still had a lot of weight, if only because of the sheer number of people supporting and celebrating in the finishing of prison.[/QUOTE] lol. I didn't miss anything then. I can't stand that sort of thing. Ceremonies in general bore me to tears, especially one where I have to sit there and watch 1,400 fucking students I don't know or care about go up there and give trite, canned speeches they all found on google. No. Thank. You. I can think of a whole hell of a lot of things I'd rather be doing than attending a graduation ceremony, and they include watching paint dry.

Can anyone link me a picture? I found nothing in the article

why didn't they just have the graduation on the field there would be people on it so they wouldn't even notice it

[QUOTE=Kondor;44977063]why didn't they just have the graduation on the field there would be people on it so they wouldn't even notice it[/QUOTE] if people jumped on the field would they be hopping on the D but anyways so what half of them have probably already used a real one in sex coitus intercourse it's not like it's a hugedick deal, it's a badly scrawled penis on a piece of public property- shit, there are probably more of those in the school than there are students

[QUOTE=LegndNikko;44970896]Sounds like someone had a shit four years of high school.[/QUOTE] Nah man, I've gone to highschool for two years, and I've gone to two graduations along with it to support my friends who graduate every year. It's [I]really[/I] fucking boring for everyone all around, and if those four years were the best of your life thus far, it's probably more depressing than happy.

Oh no, an image depicting a part of male anatomy that we are born with and is completely natural! Better act as if its 'shameful' and cover the eyes and ears of our young so that they dont get any wrong ideas about something that is literally a part of their physical self! Prudes. Yes, Vandalism is Vandalism and I understand "that" aspect of this is wrong. Its defacing public / owned property. But at the same time, people throw a huge hissy fit 'because' its a Penis and not say, a generic shape of whatever else. Its ridiculous.

Next year, a vulva

I remember my graduation ceremony. It was boring as shit, and each and every one of the students were hung over. In Denmark we have our own hats that are slightly less silly than the American ones.

[QUOTE=Appellation;44980019]Next year, a vulva[/QUOTE] And the year after, a baby! No one will have a problem with that I guess.

They should have used a high nitrogen fertiliser, make it a bright green dick, instead of killing the field with weed killer.

The only people that 'ruined' it are themselves by being whiny dicklords.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[QUOTE=Tudd;44967298]If your going to do it atleast do it better then that.[/QUOTE] hey that looks like my penis [editline]4th June 2014[/editline] fuck