Girl's parents force her to duel stepdad - Polidicks

Perfectly illustrates why parents should not have the liberty to disciplin their children with force.

Must've been time travellers or something.

[QUOTE=1337ubercharge;32854812]Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8362270/girls-parents-force-her-to-duel-stepdad[/url] I am okay with this. The beating with a stick was a little overkill but the duel part should be enforced. Feduel Age was such a simple life style.[/QUOTE] Can't tell if trolling or serious... [editline]ass[/editline] Actually, he probably is serious. In that case OP, [I][B][U]euthanize yourself.[/U][/B][/I]

Was she hot?

[quote]The girl's stepfather, Fremon Seay, and her mother, Julie Seay, [B]who are both Rennaissance enthusiasts[/B] in the State of Washington, were arrested over the weekend, msnbc reported. [/quote] The amazing part is that these two people had a spouse, let alone sex and a child.

[QUOTE=Omali;32857256]The amazing part is that these two people had a spouse, let alone sex and a child.[/QUOTE] Doesn't that actually make a whole lot of sense, considering they are likely the only people who would ever date each other?

[QUOTE=Omali;32857256]The amazing part is that these two people had a spouse, let alone sex and a child.[/QUOTE] They would be an embarrassment if they were in the Renaissance.

[quote]d that it was their right to decide how to discipline their child. [/quote] No, no it's fucking not. You don't beat ANYBODY with a stick, especially a child.

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;32855307]Brothers, we are facing something much worse here. Shield your eyes, hide the children. [url]http://i.imgur.com/sKX52.png[/url] I myself threw up three times. May the lord have mercy on our souls and cleanse this girl of the evil lurking inside of her.[/QUOTE]You threw up three times from THAT? God forbid you venture farther into internet.

[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;32859207]You threw up three times from THAT? God forbid you venture farther into internet.[/QUOTE] do people like, not understand his joke? or something?

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY, DARGHTER, COMMIT SODOKU IN PEN TO REGAIN HONOR [QUOTE=AceOfDivine;32859207]You threw up three times from THAT? God forbid you venture farther into internet.[/QUOTE] I've got a gore folder over a gigabyte; he'd probably fall over dead if he opened it. Hell, I'd like to see him in a world war. I'd pay to see that, in fact.

[QUOTE=J!NX;32859409]do people like, not understand his joke? or something?[/QUOTE] Oh I see it now, it was sarcasm. Sarcasm is rarely funny. [editline]19th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Jack Noir;32859513]SHAMEFUR DISPRAY, DARGHTER, COMMIT SODOKU IN PEN TO REGAIN HONOR I've got a gore folder over a gigabyte; he'd probably fall over dead if he opened it. Hell, I'd like to see him in a world war. I'd pay to see that, in fact.[/QUOTE] May I ask, why do you even have a gore folder?

OP is internet tough guy

And people told me rapier combat wasn't useful in real life

[quote]Police say that Fremon Seay beat his stepdaughter with a tree branch before [b]forcing her to dress in armour and fight him with a wooden sword for two hours[/b] while the girl's mother watched.[/quote] ...uh... I don't- I mean I- [b]HUH!?[/b] What in the fuck does that solve? And why the fuck does she need to dress in what I'm assuming is plate mail armor? [quote]The girl's stepfather, Fremon Seay, and her mother, Julie Seay, who are both [b]Rennaissance enthusiasts[/b] in the State of Washington[/quote] Oh so [b]THAT[/b] must make it perfectly rational. And here I was thinking that these people were a couple of unjustified asshole lunatics... oh wait... [b]THEY ARE.[/b]

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;32862490]...uh... I don't- I mean I- [b]HUH!?[/b] What in the fuck does that solve? And why the fuck does she need to dress in what I'm assuming is plate mail armor? Oh so [b]THAT[/b] must make it perfectly rational. And here I was thinking that these people were a couple of unjustified asshole lunatics... oh wait... [b]THEY ARE.[/b][/QUOTE] Better safe than sorry. You can get stabbed quite badly without your armor.

I'm more curious what would have happened if she won the duel.

[QUOTE=Crazy Ivan;32865099]I'm more curious what would have happened if she won the duel.[/QUOTE] It's a mystery since women did not duel.

[QUOTE=Crazy Ivan;32865099]I'm more curious what would have happened if she won the duel.[/QUOTE] Probably... give her a prize. Or something. What kind of prize though?

[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;32859514]Oh I see it now, it was sarcasm. Sarcasm is rarely funny. [editline]19th October 2011[/editline] May I ask, why do you even have a gore folder?[/QUOTE] Doesn't everybody have one? Or am I fucked in the head?

So was the girl hot or not.

[QUOTE=1337ubercharge;32854812]Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8362270/girls-parents-force-her-to-duel-stepdad[/url] I am okay with this. The beating with a stick was a little overkill but the duel part should be enforced. Feduel Age was such a simple life style. It's time to D-D-D-D-DUEL! Seems like some nerds got into roleplaying too much.[/QUOTE] are you 12? seriously, the only people who actually still use 1337 in any way are 12. and how the fuck are you okay with this? you're either really stupid or trolling. it's disappointing that some parents' beliefs and practices are forced on their children and it fucks them up.

[QUOTE=Javascript;32872177]are you 12? seriously, the only people who actually still use 1337 in any way are 12. and how the fuck are you okay with this? you're either really stupid or trolling. it's disappointing that some parents' beliefs and practices are forced on their children and it fucks them up.[/QUOTE] He's suffering from a rare mental illness where he believes that living in a time with no electricity, running water, or modern medicine where people could be burnt at the stake for 'witchcraft', women had no rights whatsoever, and the average lifespan was 40 years is superior to life in the modern age.

[QUOTE=1337ubercharge;32854812]Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8362270/girls-parents-force-her-to-duel-stepdad[/url] I am okay with this. The beating with a stick was a little overkill but the duel part should be enforced. Feduel Age was such a simple life style. It's time to D-D-D-D-DUEL! Seems like some nerds got into roleplaying too much.[/QUOTE] It was funny til you referenced Yu-Gi-Oh, asshole.

[QUOTE=1337ubercharge;32854812]Source: [url]http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8362270/girls-parents-force-her-to-duel-stepdad[/url] I am okay with this. The beating with a stick was a little overkill but the duel part should be enforced. Feduel Age was such a simple life style. It's time to D-D-D-D-DUEL! Seems like some nerds got into roleplaying too much.[/QUOTE] I feel like this sums my thoughts up... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAOxY_nHdew[/media]

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;32854882]wait fuck i live in washington this shit is true, everyone is obsessed with medieval shit[/QUOTE] Which is pretty funny, because there was no medieval shit in the US ever.

[QUOTE=Pennywise;32855441]Now I'm no history buff, but I've never heard of a duel where one contestant got to wail on the other with a tree branch right before the match started. Seems less like "chivalrous knight" and more like "berserker viking".[/QUOTE] Sounds like something from Dwarf Fortress actually.

What self-respecting member of Facepunch would p- Oh wait, it's this guy. Alright, move on folks, nothing to see.

Really? Suffer bruises? Wow...