Madeleine hotline swamped by calls - Polidicks

Shes obviously a pedophiles slave. Also i remember there were news of her on some cp site and world got turned upside down.

Who is this girl?

Why are we all looking for maddie? She's right here next to me.

[QUOTE=radioactive;16563286]Why are we all looking for maddie? She's right here next to me.[/QUOTE] Reported you to the authorities. I hope you rot you criminal scum. :v:

[QUOTE=Shocky;16559662]It feels like it has been more than two years hearing about this crap![/QUOTE] exactly

Should I get Pokemon Platinum, wait for Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver, or play Firered on my PSP? I'm thinking Platinum.

Bet 10$ she's on a child porn site.

[QUOTE=Cloak Raider;16552354]I just despise the way they wrote and sold a book about it.[/QUOTE] They wrote a book about their kid getting abducted? Why would someone buy a book about that?

[QUOTE=KmScMT;16548288]she obviously killed herself for the attention[/QUOTE] That'll teach her. Wait a second...

[QUOTE=The Epidemic;16560763]I bet she's all cut up by now, and her guts have already been sold.[/QUOTE] Does "child disemboweler" pay good? Getting a job in this economy is a pain in the ass.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;16575886]Does "child disemboweler" pay good? Getting a job in this economy is a pain in the ass.[/QUOTE] Mediocre but no dental or health plan.

[QUOTE=imricki;16575891]Mediocre but no dental or health plan.[/QUOTE] Shit. I already have healthcare covered because I'm in Canada but that dental would sure be nice

whos that again

[IMG]http://i30.tinypic.com/2zp1dmo.gif[/IMG] Relevant Is anyone else getting really sick of this Madeleine McCann bullshit? I mean, seriously, it's fucking obvious she's dead otherwise she would have turned up by now.

[B]"YEA, IT WAS THAT CHICK THAT LOOKED LIKE VICTORIA BECKHAM! She's the kindapper!"[/B] That's a pretty shit lead.

If the parents hadn't been so irresponsible this wouldn't have happened. They should have been jailed.

[img]http://www.poormojo.org/hate/madeline-hug-300a082406.jpg[/img] Oui oui! [B] EDIT:[/B] Whoops. Wong person.

lol she's going to show up in 30 years.

[QUOTE=dual elites;16552368][B]ITS BEEN TWO YEARS, GIVE UP, SHES DEAD FOR FUCKS SAKE.[/B] I usually have a lot of sympathy but this just pisses me off.[/QUOTE] Even if she's dead, finding the body/solving the crime puts an end to their search.

[QUOTE=RetaDepa;16563831]Reported you to the authorities. I hope you rot you criminal scum. :v:[/QUOTE] Did you say: Criminal Scum? [img]http://www.deviantart.com/download/121901467/STOP_RIGHT_THERE_CRIMNAL_SCUM_by_Bedbug200.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=The Pro;16552549]no body = you can't be sure the north korean government is going to abduct you and nobody is going to do anything because they will think you are dead[/QUOTE] Madeline Fanboy.

[QUOTE=Cairns;16548178]She's dead. Face it.[/QUOTE] This guy done it. [img]http://pedobear.org/resources/pedobear_seal.png[/img]

Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II? A: The Pope died a virgin. Q: What's the difference between Maddie and ET? A: ET returned home. Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter A: Gary Glitter keeps an eye on the children! Q: What do Madeleine McCann and bananas have in common? A: Both are flown to England in boxes. Q: What do Madeleine McCann and a cheap blow-up doll have in common? A: Both are fucked and then discarded. Q: What's worse than asking Michael Jackson to babysit your children? A: Asking the McCanns to take them on holiday. Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a toaster A: A toaster wasn't raped and then murdered Q: What do Madeleine McCann and submarines have in common? A: Both lie at the bottom of the sea, and are filled with seamen Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang? A: A boomerang always comes back. Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan? A: A tan doesn't disappear until after the holiday. Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter? A: Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with. Q: What's dead and not newsworthy? A: Madeleine McCann. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because Kate McCann wanted to kill it. Q: What's the upside to an expensive family summer holiday in Portugal with the kids? A: A cheap Christmas. Q: What do Madeleine McCanns parents have in common with OJ Simpson? A: They both did it. Q: Knock knock.... Who's there? A: Not Maddie. LOL.. Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and the girl in Jawbreaker? A: Jawbreaker was killed by mistake. Q: What do Madeline McCann and Jade Goody have in common? A: Both of them are bald with torn up vaginas. Q: What does plastic clamshell packaging and Madeline McCann have in common? A: Both are penetrated in the gut with a sharp object then thrown out. Q: What's the difference between Maddie and Otzi the Iceman? A: Maddie's parents let her bleed to death, but in the car. Q: Whats the Difference between Madeleine McCann and Heath Ledger? A: One was in Brokeback Mountain, the other was mounted until her back broke.

[QUOTE=The Pro;16552549]no body = you can't be sure the north korean government is going to abduct you and nobody is going to do anything because they will think you are dead[/QUOTE] Caylee Anthony was missing for six months and she was found dead. Hell, there was barely any evidence early on and there was no body and everyone still knew she was dead. Just because you don't have a body doesn't mean ignore the incredibly obvious. Hell, Natalee Holloway has been gone for four years, and we knew she was dead after the first week. Face it, kid is dead. It sucks, but don't lie to yourself. You just create serious problems and instability for yourself and those around you. [editline]04:29PM[/editline] [QUOTE=DeadMollusk;16586371]Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II? A: The Pope died a virgin. . . . Q: Whats the Difference between Madeleine McCann and Heath Ledger? A: One was in Brokeback Mountain, the other was mounted until her back broke.[/QUOTE] While almost certainly true, that's completely unnecessary. You're not funny, you're just an asshole. Die in a fire.

[QUOTE=Zeddy;16586963][editline]04:29PM[/editline] While almost certainly true, that's completely unnecessary. You're not funny, you're just an asshole. Die in a fire.[/QUOTE] I know I'm an asshole and I absolutely revel in it I should get gold member

[QUOTE=DeadMollusk;16586371]Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II? A: The Pope died a virgin. . . . Q: Whats the Difference between Madeleine McCann and Heath Ledger? A: One was in Brokeback Mountain, the other was mounted until her back broke.[/QUOTE] Thankyou, you just made me laugh.

[QUOTE=Cairns;16548242]I still believe the parents killed her.[/QUOTE] You seen too much ED and 4chan. gtfo.

Amazes me that the parents didn't get busted for neglect or something. I mean really, leaving your kids alone in a unlocked apartment room, surely that's a crime in itself? If anyone who wasn't mega rich did that they'd be slaughtered by the media, but these doctors get away with it :(

[QUOTE=markg06;16559630]Time flies when it's someone else's child that's been abuducted/murdered by its own parents/paeophiles.[/QUOTE] She has her own personal paedophiles?

[QUOTE=DeadMollusk;16586371]Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II? A: The Pope died a virgin. Q: What's the difference between Maddie and ET? A: ET returned home. Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter A: Gary Glitter keeps an eye on the children! Q: What do Madeleine McCann and bananas have in common? A: Both are flown to England in boxes. Q: What do Madeleine McCann and a cheap blow-up doll have in common? A: Both are fucked and then discarded. Q: What's worse than asking Michael Jackson to babysit your children? A: Asking the McCanns to take them on holiday. Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a toaster A: A toaster wasn't raped and then murdered Q: What do Madeleine McCann and submarines have in common? A: Both lie at the bottom of the sea, and are filled with seamen Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang? A: A boomerang always comes back. Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan? A: A tan doesn't disappear until after the holiday. Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter? A: Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with. Q: What's dead and not newsworthy? A: Madeleine McCann. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because Kate McCann wanted to kill it. Q: What's the upside to an expensive family summer holiday in Portugal with the kids? A: A cheap Christmas. Q: What do Madeleine McCanns parents have in common with OJ Simpson? A: They both did it. Q: Knock knock.... Who's there? A: Not Maddie. LOL.. Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and the girl in Jawbreaker? A: Jawbreaker was killed by mistake. Q: What do Madeline McCann and Jade Goody have in common? A: Both of them are bald with torn up vaginas. Q: What does plastic clamshell packaging and Madeline McCann have in common? A: Both are penetrated in the gut with a sharp object then thrown out. Q: What's the difference between Maddie and Otzi the Iceman? A: Maddie's parents let her bleed to death, but in the car. Q: Whats the Difference between Madeleine McCann and Heath Ledger? A: One was in Brokeback Mountain, the other was mounted until her back broke.[/QUOTE] Post on ED, now. On the article. lol.