5 Year-Old Boy BANNED From Ohio School Due To Haircut - Polidicks

In Norway, kindergarden is mostly for kids to be kids and have fun, maybe learn a little bit, but is it different in america? What did he distract the other five-year old from doing?

[QUOTE=fantafuzz;40216109]In Norway, kindergarden is mostly for kids to be kids and have fun, maybe learn a little bit, but is it different in america? What did he distract the other five-year old from doing?[/QUOTE] I guess some really wanted to touch his hair? Maybe he had lice and was conspiring to spread it by getting a mohawk. Crafty five years olds they cannot be trusted

[t]http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/files/2011/05/mr-t-in-the-role-of-ba-baracus-in-the-a-team.jpeg[/t] Mr. T pities the fool that bans mohawks.

[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;40211716]I think mohawks should be banned worldwide[/QUOTE] Why?

[QUOTE=sYnced;40214237]Lawsuit.[/QUOTE] Ohio courts have continually ruled in favor of schools in regards to dress codes. Even if some court disregarded all precedent in ohio you have to prove damages (as well as mitigate any damages you may have) Since all he has to do is change his hairstyle there's virtually no civil case here.

[QUOTE=Castiel451;40217368]Why?[/QUOTE] He once was sexually assaulted by one.

"They seen his hair like it was. All the little kids were going over and feeling on it and everything" Sums up the parents.

[QUOTE=georgeface;40211690]White Trash[/QUOTE] Really?

what's wrong with mohawks? I myself have a lazyhawk, and there's nothing complaining about it, hell, I even get more pussy

Ah come on, guys, mohawks aren't as bad as the Skrillex hairstyle. The only thing worse than a social fuckup is a person who doesn't know how to cut their hair, all while making shitty "music."

[QUOTE=georgeface;40211690]Calling it now: Most White Trash Family in Ohio, they think giving a 5 year old a mohawk is a good idea and the mother's name is Keshia. I mean a mohawk is bad at the best of times but really? a five year old? Also: Kid's brother: Status confirmed as 'jelly' [IMG]http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/1A/620E76E61BD6F634040F3C2C2490_h316_w628_m5_cUohMJAgN.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Fuck you, I rocked a Mohawk for a couple years.

[QUOTE=TorrentR;40218138]Ah come on, guys, mohawks aren't as bad as the Skrillex hairstyle. The only thing worse than a social fuckup is a person who doesn't know how to cut their hair, all while making shitty "music."[/QUOTE] Skrillex has made more money than you will ever see in your life

Could have tried to relive 70s [IMG]http://sacramentoappraisalblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/200px-Kyle_Plante_mullet_5th_grade.jpg[/IMG]

We Ethans are badass motherfuckers

Hey, I live close to Springfield. THIS ISN'T ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY, trust me, I know. Shit like this happens ALL the time, zero tolerance bullshit all over the place in the Miami Valley. Edit: Hell, that kid's haircut is really tame, I've seen REALLY white trash parents have much much worse on their kids. (spoiler: one of those super white trash families lives on my street)

Mohawk represent!

Every school I have ever been to has had a dress code that prevented certain hair styles, including "radical styles" like Skrillex shit and mohaks and such, as well as unnatural dyes.

[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;40211716]I think mohawks should be banned worldwide[/QUOTE] Instead, we should force everyone for the one true style [img]http://misteriosdomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/adolf-hitler2.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Pretty Obscure;40225032]Every school I have ever been to has had a dress code that prevented certain hair styles, including "radical styles" like Skrillex shit and mohaks and such, as well as unnatural dyes.[/QUOTE] I've never seen a school dress code enforce anything that affects how the student looks after school hours (basically ends at clothing) Schools should have no right to police how a student looks when they aren't in school. If that results in the school being unable to police certain things then tough shit

[QUOTE=Crash15;40212696]He's five[/QUOTE] It always bugs me when people use a small kid's age as an excuse for literally everything he does. I don't give a shit how old he is, if he does something bad he should face consequences for it. This isn't as big of a deal in this case (if you're honestly going to punish someone of any age for having a bad haircut you've got issues), but when some smarmy little fucker decides it's going to be funny to throw big rocks and whatever else at me you can bet his age ain't gonna save him.

[B]Breaking update on this thrilling story:[/B] Ethan has cut his hair, and is now returning to school! Courtesy of the 5:00 news. God speed, Ethan, and good luck.

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;40225655][B]Breaking update on this thrilling story:[/B] Ethan has cut his hair, and is now returning to school! Courtesy of the 5:00 news. God speed, Ethan, and good luck.[/QUOTE] I forgot this was about a news story and I went to the salon today and I was paranoid for a bit