• Boy disciplined after waving gun-shaped pizza slice
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Silly boy, if you're going to use food as a gun use a banana.
Death by pizza firing squad.
[QUOTE=valkery;33847176][IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ewG4dtKAYgw/Sbd-IIJEpwI/AAAAAAAAATU/-BwLBBmU24I/s400/RSNA1104A-682_751744a.jpg[/IMG] This is what popped into my head...[/QUOTE] what is that made of...
[QUOTE=scotland1;33847690]Silly boy, if you're going to use food as a gun use a banana.[/QUOTE] But pizza isn't a fruit.
[QUOTE=valkery;33847176][IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ewG4dtKAYgw/Sbd-IIJEpwI/AAAAAAAAATU/-BwLBBmU24I/s400/RSNA1104A-682_751744a.jpg[/IMG] This is what popped into my head...[/QUOTE] Holy shit, I'm going to do this the next time I have my schools pizza! I'm going to have it shoot tiny pepperonis too.
[QUOTE=scotland1;33847690]Silly boy, if you're going to use food as a gun use a banana.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w[/media]
[QUOTE=MightyMax;33847723]what is that made of...[/QUOTE] It looks like flesh, If that had been pizza i sure hope nobody ate it.
[QUOTE=Murkat;33847726]But pizza isn't a fruit.[/QUOTE] It's a vegetable :v:
[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;33847763]It looks like flesh, If that had been pizza i sure hope nobody ate it.[/QUOTE] It's the same cheap crap that schools serve.
What the hell else are they supposed to do with school lunches, eat it? That's preposterous!
weaponized vegetables
[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;33848392]weaponized vegetables[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/55000/Carrot-Rocket-Taking-Off--55309.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;33848392]weaponized vegetables[/QUOTE] Stephen Hawking's ideas can be pretty dangerous, yes.
...it's FUCKING PIZZA
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;33848490]...it's FUCKING PIZZA[/QUOTE] It's an [I]eviiiiil[/I] vegetable, don't you see? It's corrupting our childrun's mindz! Pictured: Vegetables corrupting childrens' minds [IMG]http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/15/20005000/ngbbs4aab7ce215957.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;33848516]It's an [I]eviiiiil[/I] vegetable, don't you see? It's corrupting our childrun's mindz! Pictured: Vegetables corrupting childrens' minds [IMG]http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/15/20005000/ngbbs4aab7ce215957.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Steamed broccoli master race, who's with me
From grade 1 to grade 6 my friends and I shot at eachother with handguns (or, "hand-guns" rather) in the school yard pretty much every recess. I guess I really dodged a bullet and didn't even know it. Honestly all these puns and playing on words, I'm not trying.
This is rediculous, what has our goverment come to? People get dumber everyday, I mean come on! Why wasent this kid whipped 500 times, 90 years in corrupt supermax solitary prison-cell, skinned and stoned afterwards. I cant find a more fair punishment, you guys?
Back in middle school years ago after the testing near the end of the year (in Massachusetts it's called MCAS) we made guns out of paper and the teacher didn't give a shit because she knew it was harmless fun.
Man, what the hell? My friends and I would bring nerf guns to school and shoot eachother in elementry, and also laser-tag, too. Teachers were more curious than afraid. ;P
Little did they know, he has had 2 others all along. [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8Yp_TkHBc24/S5cjRWkvCaI/AAAAAAAAAgc/cXQfIxC2yKc/s400/ist2_2196840-hand-gun.jpg[/img]
As a kid we played cops and robbers, shot each other with toy guns and finger shapes and openly declared war against each other in the playground. Now a days, anyone who does it gets told off or worse.
When I was in elementary school, we used to beat each other with sticks and throw dog poop. Teachers largely didn't care.
Reminds me of the story where 5th grader (i think) got suspended for bringing a plastic gun to school. Normally, I would find the concern of the principal to be justified, plastic guns can look pretty real sometimes. There was only one problem, the gun was about and inch long, and meant for an action figure. Zero tolerance policy everybody!
I once got detention for using a switchblade comb on the playground in second grade. The funny thing is, is I got that comb from the Halloween party we had in the school. Holy shit they had the best halloween parties there. The entire school was decorated and the hallway lights were replaced with black lights with big black streamer curtains and fog machines with strobe lights. Library was the coolest.
gonna get some friends to form an army and we'll march around holding our hands in gun shapes
What the fuck is going on with this world. People are so goddamn paranoid nowadays, everyone is offended by everything, people get in uproars over literally nothing, etc.
[QUOTE=Gubru;33849141]Man, what the hell? My friends and I would bring nerf guns to school and shoot eachother in elementry, and also laser-tag, too. Teachers were more curious than afraid. ;P[/QUOTE] WHY DID I NEVER THINK TO BRING MY LASER TAG SHIT TO SCHOOL, DAMN IT. Oh also a month or two ago my school board banned soccer balls (balls in general) from schoolyards. I'm so glad yet again that I really [i]just[/i] missed this politics/safety circlejerk coming around to affect schools. Can't wait until these oblivious old people are too old to work on the board - people like this don't use common sense. They hear all this shit about being politically correct and the like and nit-pick small details more and more. The past year+ it's gotten so mundane (ie pizza guns and banning balls from the playground) and I can't believe their logic hasn't kicked in already.
I remember when i was in....5th grade i believe and i got yelled at and sent to the principal after my teacher saw that i drew a crude pistol during recess. Because WATCH OUT! I MIGHT GIVE YOU A NASTY PAPERCUT OR COME IN TOMORROW WITH AN ARSENAL!
This is insane, i live in the uk with strict gun laws and when i was in school i brought a toy rifle into class and pretended to be a terrorist, yet nobody batted an eyelid. The most the teachers said was "Hey put that back in your bag, you can't play around with that in class."
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