i peed on a wall in kindergarten and got sent home
i brought a stick of butter to school one day, my teachers thought it was C4 when I got it out for lunch.
I bet if he had pretended it was a sword instead nobody would care.
I made a gun out of Legos in kindergarten and FUCKING SHOT EVERYONE
Then my teacher said "AJ, no guns at school" and then I was like :(
If for some reason he had dropped a pineapple instead, I reckon he'd get suspended for re-enacting the bombing of Hiroshima and offending Japanese pupils
In other news, blaze-orange caps are to be installed on all pizzas to identify them from firearms.
BOY ARRESTED FOR HAVING GRENADE SHAPED POTATO
[QUOTE=ForestRaptor;33848392]weaponized vegetables[/QUOTE]
Have you seen Shoot 'Em Up? That guy kills like 2 people with a carrot before he even gets a fucking gun.
Ban carrots.
Next they're going to ban L's from being written or read.
While it's stupid he's being punished for this, I do approve of the fact that they have a gun safety course. It's better to be educated properly than sheltered.
[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;33852287]While it's stupid he's being punished for this, I do approve of the fact that they have a gun safety course. It's better to be educated properly than sheltered.[/QUOTE]
inb4 extremist gun-hating brit disagrees with you
[QUOTE=McNab;33852307]inb4 extremist gun-hating brit disagrees with you[/QUOTE]
Well. that's the best kind of extremist. One who won't use guns.
Once I suspended for three days for plugging a mouse back into the computer.
The Art teacher thought I almost electrocuted myself.
The stupidity, it burns.
Moments like this make me support the dead penalty, sick fuck.
Bah this is nothing! The ice-cream man used to come to my elementary day-care, and would sell us all KINDS of shit, including pellet guns!
I remember the fights i had in school.. it was all fun untill they made fun of my poop figures :saddowns:
I thought tomatoes were actually a fruit. Weren't they just mistaken for a vegetable?
Does that mean pizza is actually a fruit and not a vegetable?
this is another one of those ridiculous stories designed to rile up people.
[QUOTE]"He plays with light sabers. He's a big Star Wars fan."[/QUOTE]
Oh shit, keep him the fuck away from light sabers
Man, schools are different these days. When I was in elementary school I broke the bones in all my fingers, one of my arms, dislocated both shoulders, and had too many sprains and bruises to count; all during recess over the course of 6 years.
I wasn't even getting in fights or anything, we were just boys playing full contact sports with no kind of protection.
[QUOTE=thisispain;33853859]this is another one of those ridiculous stories designed to rile up people.[/QUOTE]
I'm moderately riled so it works
hell one time I broke a finger doing recess, and then three weeks later I broke the same finger again
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33854366]Man, schools are different these days. When I was in elementary school I broke the bones in all my fingers, one of my arms, dislocated both shoulders, and had too many sprains and bruises to count; all during recess over the course of 6 years.
I wasn't even getting in fights or anything, we were just boys playing full contact sports with no kind of protection.[/QUOTE]
I also think children should have to risk permanent injury or death on the playground in order to lead a fulfilling life
you're taking this too far in the opposite direction mate
[QUOTE=Zeke129;33854394]I also think children should have to risk permanent injury or death on the playground in order to lead a fulfilling life
you're taking this too far in the opposite direction mate[/QUOTE]
I'm not saying the kids should just go out and throw rocks at each other, but that was just "boys playing rough" when I was little, not something you'd be expelled for like it is now.
[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33854432]I'm not saying the kids should just go out and throw rocks at each other, but that was just "boys playing rough" when I was little, not something you'd be expelled for like it is now.[/QUOTE]
Did you go to a city or rural school
Urban/suburban schools are definitely more strict about this kind of thing than rural ones are
I remember I almost got sent to a children correctional center for drawing guns in my own book in 5th grade
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