Google 'Pressure Cookers' and 'Backpacks,' Get a Visit from the Cops
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I feel tempted to type some random idiocy into google now
like
"How do I break into the CIA using high explosives?"
2afraid
[QUOTE=SatansSin;41675349]I feel tempted to type some random idiocy into google now
like
"How do I break into the CIA using high explosives?"
2afraid[/QUOTE]
What was the name of that twitter thing that would randomly generate gibberish with keywords in?
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;41674717][IMG]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/7333627/ShareX/2013-08/2013-08-01_14-26-07.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
You must have missed the fact that the Secret Service contacted Garry since someone made a death threat to the President on the forum. This happened like 2 weeks ago.
Someone already posted those tweets.
[QUOTE=assassin_Raptor;41675411]You must have missed the fact that the Secret Service contacted Garry since someone made a death threat to the President on the forum. This happened like 2 weeks ago.
Someone already posted those tweets.[/QUOTE]
Well they weren't going to look before unless their OCR is really good. Now we said "death threats" and "president" in the same sentence. Now they're [I]really[/I] going to look now
So if I put into google about how to make an at-home missile launcher to fire scud missiles am I getting a van visit?
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;41675443]Well they weren't going to look before unless their OCR is really good. Now we said "death threats" and "president" in the same sentence. Now they're [I]really[/I] going to look now[/QUOTE]
They're listening.
wow
I didn't realize that Facepunch turned into a bunch of keyboard gangsters.
thuglyf.
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[QUOTE=zeromancer;41675519]wow
I didn't realize that Facepunch turned into a bunch of keyboard gangsters.
thuglyf.[/QUOTE]
It ain't easy.
[QUOTE=zeromancer;41675519]wow
I didn't realize that Facepunch turned into a bunch of keyboard gangsters.
thuglyf.[/QUOTE]
dont even step son
i didnt choose the keyboard life
the keyboard life chose me
[editline]1st August 2013[/editline]
The real fact of the matter is that it's fucking bullshit that we should have to be afraid of the government spying on us and stuff like this happens.
Does the NSA read in-between KILL the lines that OBAMA people post on forums?
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Come at me.[/QUOTE]
Oh fuck me. I typed in "How to make a backpack bomb", ready to screenshot and my doorbell rang
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;41675392]What was the name of that twitter thing that would randomly generate gibberish with keywords in?[/QUOTE]
These [I]mexican pipe bombs[/I] are hot as fuck. I'm about to [I]blast the bathroom to bits
[/I][URL]http://nsa.motherboard.tv/[/URL]
[IMG]http://puu.sh/3RhYO.png[/IMG]
I fucking dare you NSA.
I would like to point out that pressure cookers are legitimately the shit. It's not as good as smoking your meat for 12 hours but it comes really close considering you cook it only for 45 minutes.
How to blow up HAARP with a pressure cooker?
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I remember the post that made this happen
You guys are fucking insane....
I like it!
[QUOTE=The Baconator;41675888]I remember the post that made this happen[/QUOTE]
What post was that?
huh...now ok... yesterday there was a thread about NK's suitcase nukes and just about everyone in there googled pictures of suitcase nukes, including me, and i haven't been visited by the g-men
what's also strange is i am always reading all sorts of websites on nuclear testing and have several nuclear documentries on my netflix favorites.....
[editline]1st August 2013[/editline]
NSA, Pressure-cooker, backpack,
any more code words i can put in to get g-man?
[QUOTE=Sableye;41675965]huh...now ok... yesterday there was a thread about NK's suitcase nukes and just about everyone in there googled pictures of suitcase nukes, including me, and i haven't been visited by the g-men
what's also strange is i am always reading all sorts of websites on nuclear testing and have several nuclear documentries on my netflix favorites.....[/QUOTE]
It would probably take several days or weeks for gmen to come around.
ooh i just remembered... got a box of aluminum oxide, and there's a farm store near by that sells high grade furtilizer!
[QUOTE=Shadaez;41674349]I feel like we're missing details so they can post an anti-NSA piece. I highly doubt simply a search for a backpack and a pressure cooker would cause this.[/QUOTE]
Not really, our government [i]is[/i] that paranoid.
Remember that one German dude who joked about being listened to on the phone and he actually [i]was[/i] and American cops showed up at his door?
How do you kill the us president?
[QUOTE=laserguided;41675998]How do you kill the us president?[/QUOTE]
Pressure cookers.
[QUOTE=laserguided;41675998]How do you kill the us president?[/QUOTE]
You become the president and then shoot yourself.
[QUOTE=laserguided;41675998]How do you kill the us president?[/QUOTE]
You shoot the president in a pressure cooker.
As shown above: An Interactive Hitchhiker's Guide to Getting V&.
Don't cheap out when buying a pressure cooker. Even if you're planning to martyr yourself for Allah ad defend Islam, don't make one of your last decisions buying a low-quality pressure cooker. That's why I buy Presto
Okay, NSA director, do you still expect us to believe you aren't directly watching the day-to-day internet habits of ordinary Americans? And, apparently, turning over everything you learn to the FBI?
[QUOTE=laserguided;41675998]How do you kill the us president?[/QUOTE]
Vote for a suicidal president
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