What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!!!!!
:byodood:
[quote]A woman died after becoming trapped underneath her car while attempting to defrost it, police said.[/quote]
As much as I try, I can't quite visualize how the fuck one would accomplish that.
[quote]make contact with the officer investigating the incident, even if you feel you have seen nothing of relevance[/quote]
"Yeah, I saw this cat that walked past RIGHT when the car ran over here!"
[QUOTE=Akayz;25548898]What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!!!!!
:byodood:[/QUOTE]
Er, no.
[QUOTE=samwilki;25549004]Er, no.[/QUOTE]
Its a Mr Freeze reference...
:doh:
Guys, stop with the puns.
It's so cold to make puns about a dead person.
I live very close to her.
[QUOTE=Randy;25549459]Guys, stop with the puns.
It's so cold to make puns about a dead person.[/QUOTE]
This post made my nipples hard.
She was hot.
...wait.
So cold...
[QUOTE=Eluveitie;25548184]They happen in every thread here. Get used to it.[/QUOTE]
That's the joke.
First rule of working on a car parked on a slope- either block the wheels securely or don't be on the downhill side of any part of it.
Second rule- don't be a woman.
Could have been worse, it could have been this panda.
[img]http://wave105.bauerweb.co.uk/beaulieuimages/Fiat%20Panda%20Limo%201.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;25551268]Could have been worse, it could have been this panda.
[img_thumb]http://wave105.bauerweb.co.uk/beaulieuimages/Fiat%20Panda%20Limo%201.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I thought that broke in half?
I guess the car was in heat.
use your parking brake people
[QUOTE=Kalibos;25558056]use your parking brake people[/QUOTE]
Snow way, takes too much time
[QUOTE=Akayz;25551352]I thought that broke in half?[/QUOTE]
Yes, but they mended it with the magical power of duct tape.
A mom of a guy I know was taking a walk outside late at night during winter, slipped and got knocked out and froze to death down the street from her home
I guess she wasn't hot enough.
Well, looks like she [I]was crushed by her car while trying to defrost it during a particularly cold winter morning.[/I]
[QUOTE=Rusty100;25547611]husband did it
he won't even say anything he's 'too upset'
when a wife gets killed, 90% of the time its the husband
[editline]22nd October 2010[/editline]
ran her over in the drive way ran back inside and waited for her to die and have it look like an accident BAM
police want more witnesses to step forward after they've pretty much already pieced together the scenario THEY SUSPECT FOUL PLAY i knew it[/QUOTE]
you heard that 90% thing from Dexter
[QUOTE=Rusty100;25547611]husband did it
he won't even say anything he's 'too upset'
when a wife gets killed, 90% of the time its the husband
[editline]22nd October 2010[/editline]
ran her over in the drive way ran back inside and waited for her to die and have it look like an accident BAM
police want more witnesses to step forward after they've pretty much already pieced together the scenario THEY SUSPECT FOUL PLAY i knew it[/QUOTE]
You're an expert in the subject, aren't you?
[QUOTE=Rusty100;25547611]husband did it
he won't even say anything he's 'too upset'
when a wife gets killed, 90% of the time its the husband
[editline]22nd October 2010[/editline]
ran her over in the drive way ran back inside and waited for her to die and have it look like an accident BAM
police want more witnesses to step forward after they've pretty much already pieced together the scenario THEY SUSPECT FOUL PLAY i knew it[/QUOTE]
I agree with this
Final destination anyone?
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