Tiger Woods in hospital after car crash

[Denzo]

You're not supposed to putt your car near a tree and a fire hydrant

[ifaux]

whoa
if this happened near his home on jupiter island i'm so closed to it

[faze]

[QUOTE=ifaux;18609744]whoa
if this happened near his home on jupiter island i'm so closed to it[/QUOTE]

So? Lots of people live near famous people.

[WWIII]

Looks like he overshot it.

[lmaoboat]

Looks like his driving wasn't up to par. :smugdog:

[Malumbre]

There's a racist joke in there somewhere having to do with one half of his ethnic background but I'm not gonna say it because even if I'm joking, I'll still get my ass banned.

You all know what I'm talkin' about though.

[Performual]

Glad he's ok.

[WWIII]

[QUOTE=Malumbre;18614815]There's a racist joke in there somewhere having to do with one half of his ethnic background but I'm not gonna say it because even if I'm joking, I'll still get my ass banned.

You all know what I'm talkin' about though.[/QUOTE]

It's already been made.

[Malumbre]

[QUOTE=WWIII;18614837]It's already been made.[/QUOTE]

Ah, my bad. Skimmed over the thread looking for it and missed it.

[T2L_Goose]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18603937]I guess he sliced that drive.[/QUOTE]

I was slowly scrolling down. Just looking for a pun.

[Seamless]

HOLY SHIT!

Apparently the facial lacerations he suffered were inflicted by his wife after she learned he may have been seeing another woman.

And TMZ is a pretty reliable source.

[url]http://www.tmz.com/[/url]

[T2L_Goose]

[quote=tmz]Woods says his wife followed behind with a [B]golf club[/B]. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

Read more: [url]http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Y8q2faQ4[/url]
[/quote]

:frog:

[lmaoboat]

[QUOTE=Seamless;18614897]
And TMZ is a pretty reliable source.
[/QUOTE]

:rimshot:

[Shibbey]

[QUOTE=Swimbound;18605915]Wanna bet?

[img]http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/SAXTON.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

I said sportsman, not badass.

[Denzo]

[QUOTE=Denzo;18609407]You're not supposed to putt your car near a tree and a fire hydrant[/QUOTE]

It's too bad I get rated dumb and bad spelling just because I'm not putting [noparse][i][/i][/noparse] tags around the joke

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Performual;18614819]Glad he's ok.[/QUOTE]

I guess he played through.

[Dlaor]

I guess he didn't pick the right [i]driver[/i].

[editline]02:05PM[/editline]

Shit, ninja'd.

[Pepsi-cola]

I hope he did cheat on his wife, bitch needs slaping.