Two teenagers who tried to have sex on balcony fall and die in London. - Polidicks

Really makes you wonder, was the sex worth it?

[QUOTE=Simski;45084666]Really makes you wonder, was the sex worth it?[/QUOTE] I wonder what they'll have to say to St.Peter or Cerberus while awaiting entry into their possible afterlives.

That's a dangerous fucking spot

Man... What happened to fucking on top of the kitchen counters?

Doesn't matter, got laid. [sp]sorry[/sp]

[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;45084716]That's a dangerous fucking spot[/QUOTE] Especially when there are anti-homeless spikes around

[QUOTE]Samson Oguntayo, 32, who lives in the neighbouring Cornmill House, said he and his partner had seen the couple fall. He said he thought they "were trying to have sex on the balcony". "The guy was lifting the girl and putting her on the banister," he said. "You could see they were doing some really dangerous stuff." "The last thing I expected was to see them falling down." "We just screamed."[/QUOTE] Ya know if they cared about the kids they would've stopped them. I think someone was a peeping tom and was enjoying the live show. That consequently came to an unsuspecting end.

That's fucked up.

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;45084643]I just imagine what it would be like if after dying, these people somehow became ghosts and had the ability to read this post. Would they weep?[/QUOTE] They would weep that they didn't think of that while they were falling.

[QUOTE=nikomo;45085203]That's fucked up.[/QUOTE] no they fucked down

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45084698]I wonder what they'll have to say to St.Peter or Cerberus while awaiting entry into their possible afterlives.[/QUOTE] You don't actually say anything to Cerberus, he's just a big ole three headed dog that keeps anyone from entering or leaving. If there's anyone they'd trade death stories with, it'd be with the Ferryman as he guides them across the river Styx. Not sure if Charon accepts modern currency though, because unless they had some old-fashioned gold/silver coins Charon would say they're shit outta luck. Maybe that's why there's so many ghosts after Roman times. People keep giving him useless coinage and he's like, "The fuck is this shit? Go away and wander the Earth 'till you find some proper metal."

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;45085271]You don't actually say anything to Cerberus, he's just a big ole three headed dog that keeps anyone from entering or leaving. If there's anyone they'd trade death stories with, it'd be with the Ferryman as he guides them across the river Styx. Not sure if Charon accepts modern currency though, because unless they had some old-fashioned gold/silver coins on 'em Charon would say they're shit outta luck.[/QUOTE] Charon keeps his mouth shut, though, but the rest of that, point taken, though I don't think they had any money on them due to the whole being naked thing for sex, so I guess they're doomed to wait on the near side of the Styx forevermore.

[QUOTE=KommradKommisar;45084716]That's a dangerous fucking spot[/QUOTE] I like how the meaning of this sentence can change meaning depending on where you place the emphasis.

[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;45084643]I just imagine what it would be like if after dying, these people somehow became ghosts and had the ability to read this post. Would they weep? I'm not even sure how to react to this news, it's one absolutely shitty situation. [B]Makes me question ever having sex on a balcony[/B] :tinfoil:[/QUOTE] Don't worry, you'll never get to the first part of doing so anyway. [editline]13th June 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Canuhearme?;45085271]You don't actually say anything to Cerberus, he's just a big ole three headed dog that keeps anyone from entering or leaving. If there's anyone they'd trade death stories with, it'd be with the Ferryman as he guides them across the river Styx. Not sure if Charon accepts modern currency though, because unless they had some old-fashioned gold/silver coins on 'em Charon would say they're shit outta luck. Maybe that's why there's so many ghosts after Roman times. People keep giving him useless coinage and he's like, "The fuck is this shit? Go away and wander the Earth 'till you find some proper metal."[/QUOTE] I mistook you for ironman17 for a while while I was reading the post.

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45085288]Charon keeps his mouth shut, though, but the rest of that, point taken, though I don't think they had any money on them due to the whole being naked thing for sex, so I guess they're doomed to wait on the near side of the Styx forevermore.[/QUOTE] Eh, they'd only be stuck waiting for a hundred years, which is nothing when you're dead. I'm not too sure if Charon would be completely silent; the guy's commonly portrayed as either a cranky old curmudgeon or the equivalent of a haggard, over-worked taxi driver. he's going to get you from Point A to Point B, and he'll probably engage in some amount of small talk, but good luck getting anything more than a "how are the Asphodel meadows this time of forever" from him.

[QUOTE=opti2000;45083453]Bang, bang, bangity bang! I said bang, bang, bangity bang! I will probably go to hell for this...[/QUOTE] I hope so because I have no idea what you're doing.

This is something out of [URL=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640844/synopsis]a CSI episode.[/URL] [sp]well any crime is something you can see on a CSI episode[/sp]

Guess you could say they went out with a bang. :v:

Having sex out on the balcony is one thing, but on the banister out on the balcony is another. What do you expect to happen when you're balancing on the edge of the building trying to perform exertive activities?

What's wrong with a bed?

I guess that was the alternate ending to Romeo and Juliet... Still ends with two idiot teenagers dying :v:

Wow you guys have some really fancy apartments

They came and went at the same time.

[QUOTE=DerpishCat;45083416]Who the fuck says "frolicking"?[/QUOTE] Don't diss linguistic aberrations, fun words like that are what makes a language varied good. I wish everyone talked in their own crazy (but understandable) way.

[QUOTE=RayvenQ;45083481]Girl lifted up and sat on balcony with legs around the guy, girl falls backwards, pulls the guy off with her. Is how it could have happened.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;e1SEZhjU-1I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1SEZhjU-1I[/video]

[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45083438]What possessed them to try shagging on a balcony in the first place? was it the only available spot or something? Welp, they were clearly at fault.[/QUOTE] yo man don't knock it till you try it. putting her on the banister was a bad move though

That sounds like it might be fun to do on purpose with a harness and bungee cords.

That reminds me of a CSI episode. [editline]fuck[/editline] Ninja'd fuckshit.

Atleast they died happy. :)

[QUOTE=Ivars;45113931]Atleast they died happy. :)[/QUOTE] You mean those last seconds they were falling to their death, probably was about to start screaming but didn't have time to do it before the [B]"bang"[/B]