Bad time for an arrest - Man, 94, busted 'masturbating with vacuum'

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I am.... confused.

[MercZ]

[QUOTE=bugfix;22525940]I am.... confused.[/QUOTE]

Over what? The fact he pleasured himself with a vacuum or that he got charged with child abuse?

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[QUOTE=MercZ;22526952]Over what? The fact he pleasured himself with a vacuum or that he got charged with child abuse?[/QUOTE]

He's 94 years old.
He sticks his dick into a vacuum cleaner - in another person's garage
He also happens to be a child molester

[Aedan1]

[QUOTE=bugfix;22527110]He's 94 years old.
He sticks his dick into a vacuum cleaner - in another person's garage
[b]He also happens to be a child molester[/b][/QUOTE]

Unless he made the vacuum look like a kid, I don't see how he was arrested for child molesting.

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[QUOTE=Aedan1;22599807]Unless he made the vacuum look like a kid, I don't see how he was arrested for child molesting.[/QUOTE]

[quote]The bizarre arrest followed a three-week investigation into claims he had molested two young children, My FOX Phoenix reports.[/quote]

[Aedan1]

How can they prove it was him?
It is unrelated to fucking a vaccum.

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[QUOTE=Aedan1;22599957]It is unrelated to fucking a vaccum.[/QUOTE]

Yes.

[gnoob]

[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;22521678]best thing about it is there is no cleanup just goes straight to the bag[/QUOTE]

Fuck I almost missed the funny rating button because I was laughing so much

[Angelsaur]

Imagine that the vacuum sucks your foreskin off. :ohdear:

[Zolofto]

[QUOTE=SlayerFin;22608954]Imagine that the vacuum sucks your foreskin off. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]

I'm sure in the owners manual it requires you to have a circumcision

[piranhamatt2]

in the olympics one of those chinese people fucked a bench

[MRTW113]

...what?

"In the olympics"?

[Panda X]

[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;22521678]best thing about it is there is no cleanup just goes straight to the bag[/QUOTE]

What if you have a bagless vacuum? You'd just see it go in and smear the entire inner wall.