19 hospitalized in walmart bleach fight - Polidicks

That goat (SCP-XXX, Euclid) needs to be brought back to Site XX before it causes the entire city to go into riot.

[QUOTE=nox;32723459]Wait, how did 19 people get involved again? Were they just walking by casually as they were fighting and happened to get some on them?[/QUOTE] The chemical reaction created a toxic [B]gas[/B].

[QUOTE=nox;32723459]Wait, how did 19 people get involved again? Were they just walking by casually as they were fighting and happened to get some on them?[/QUOTE] Read my post above. It explains everything.

[QUOTE=certified;32723484]That goat (SCP-XXX, Euclid) needs to be brought back to Site XX before it causes the entire city to go into riot.[/QUOTE] Too late. I took it home.

I'm sorry but why the fuck is there a goat there?

how what wait

I wonder if their hair is all white now.

[QUOTE=Comcastic;32723999]how what wait[/QUOTE] Walmart.

so is this story about the bleach or the goat I really can't tell

If they had thrown oil or petrol, it would be even worse

[QUOTE=Zeke129;32724075]so is this story about the bleach or the goat I really can't tell[/QUOTE] You take bleach, ammonia, and a random fucking goat, mix them together, and what do you get? A really confusing news story where 19 people get hurt, that's what you get.

I don't really give a shit about the bleach. I just wanna know if the goat's shopping was hindered at all. I'll bet he was on some serious fucking business.

I can understand throwing bleach, as a result of an argument because they were clearly severely pissed off at each other. But even then they both win Darwin awards.

Oh god, is the goat alright?!

[QUOTE=BCell;32724504]If they had thrown oil or petrol, it would be even worse[/QUOTE] 1:45 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SSbFjK_gnY&t=1m45s[/media]

[QUOTE=IKTM;32721776]Good thing nobody started throwing ammonia...[/QUOTE] I think I would have [i]died[/i] laughing if that happened.

My friend got bleach in his eye, he's lucky to have received no damage at all. Bleach is serious shit.

Why is it always in Maryland ROFL!!!!

Why Why would your first thought be bleach I mean throw the goat at her if anything

I love the smell of bleach.

i dont understand the article why did she throw bleach around and why is there a goat there and why are 19 people hurt?

[QUOTE=Clio;32729914]i dont understand the article why did she throw bleach around and why is there a goat there and why are 19 people hurt?[/QUOTE] Bleach and ammonia were both thrown. I'm sure you can guess what that makes.

the writer of the article responded to some desperate questions about "why the fuck is there a goat" it's unrelated [QUOTE=George Mathis]The picture of the goat is supposed to be humorous and inoffensive. It doesn’t really pertain to the story, other than it being another Walmart, but the caption was supposed to make readers smile. Not every joke gets a laugh, unfortunately.[/QUOTE]

-1 faith in humanity

Looking at this I wonder one thing. What would the goat se?

Read title and first thing that came to mind [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCOMSlPZz4c[/media]

[QUOTE=Cone;32729765]Why Why would your first thought be bleach I mean throw the goat at her if anything[/QUOTE] Goat-based artillery has already been proven to be more deadly than a nuclear bomb.