TOMMY MY LITTLE BOY! Sniff I just left him alone for a muite then I check the news and sob...
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70 dead babies in a sack take one out and bury it. 69 dead babies in a sack take on out and bury it. 68 dead baby's in a sack take one out and bury it...
Dammit, beaten to a 69 dead baby joke.
I know a lot of baby jokes but this isnt one.
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you mean you don't carry around 70 dead babies?!
[QUOTE=Hell-met;23204995]If you read the second line of the article, there's no reason to be surprised.[/QUOTE]
That would be asking too much.
Quick, put them on ice. Hopefully they haven't spoiled too much and are ready to cook
What a baby.
[QUOTE=c0nk3r;23206087]So wait, do they put the 70 babies in the evidence lockup until he goes on trial?[/QUOTE]
If by evidence locker you mean soup, then yes.
Oh my god :psyboom:
What's worse than ten dead babies tied to a tree?
[sp]One dead baby tied to ten trees![/sp]
oh god where is that thread about fetus soup
[QUOTE]
A man carrying bags containing more than 70 dead babies[/QUOTE]
wait what? where the hell were the bags? was he just walking around with them on his back? Or were they hidden somewhere?
Jesus Christ. The man must have a soul of iron to bare carrying so many dead children.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and a guy carrying a bag of 70 dead babies?
[sp]People leave milk and cookies out for Santa[/sp]
How many dead babies does it take to cover a wall?
[sp]Depends on how thin you slice them.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Alvaldi;23207042]How do you get a baby into a bowl?
[sp]You use a blender.[/sp]
How do you get it out?
[sp]Chips.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Will it blend?
That is the question.
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUUUN DU DU DU DU DUUUUUN
Well, it looks like he had a miscarriage
How would you explain this to passers-by?
pull into a gas station for a bite to eat, "Hey what's the bag for" "oh yeah I'm just haulin some baby carcass, pretty busy today"
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;23204964][url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/africa/10545760.stm[/url]
[release]A police preliminary investigation also led to the arrest of some workers in [highlight]the Department of Morbid and Anatomy[/highlight] at the teaching hospital, said Lagos state police public relations officer Frank Mba.[/release][/QUOTE]
That must be THE most brutal name for a department I've ever heard
[IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3179/2857296345_2740c21123.jpg[/IMG]
"Hospital Metal"
Who keeps their dead babies in a bag?
I keep mine in a gun locker.
What's the difference between bags of 70 dead babies and bags of Chinese food?
[sp]Half an hour after eating the Chinese food you'll feel hungry again.[/sp]
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