• Microsoft: Xbox One has power of 10 Xbox 360 consoles + infinite cloud power
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[QUOTE=Rellow;41032983][url]https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cloud-to-butt-plus/apmlngnhgbnjpajelfkmabhkfapgnoai?hl=en[/url][/QUOTE] I'm laughing the cloud off because of this. Thank you sir.
Every interview I have seen from E3 games releasing on the xbone has had a funny moment where the reporter asks the developer how he is using this new-fangled cloud technology and he actually says they don't use it at all.
infinite [I]BUTT [/I]power
The reason they have so much power on "their" cloud (Microsoft Azure), is because it's mediocre, and overpriced: so nobody is using it aside from MS themselves.
Microsoft I only have one question for you these days. What are you smoking, and how the hell can I stay away from it? Not to mention I imagine 10 360s together would sound like a fucking jet turbine.
[QUOTE=Rellow;41032983][url]https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cloud-to-butt-plus/apmlngnhgbnjpajelfkmabhkfapgnoai?hl=en[/url][/QUOTE] oh god this is great [img]http://i.imgur.com/VDqCnCb.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Htzohdb.png[/img]
it's entirely unfeasible to use this cloud stuff for real time applications of the caliber of games, specially as microsoft claim it does where they distribute just a part of the computing job to the cloud because of response times, you either make the distributed network do all the job or they do none of it. cloud computing is the new blast processing.
The fuck do they always have to come out with such retarded claims?
Zero times ten is still zero.
Why are they releasing all this news? Do they not notice that all they're doing is offering the world's worst consolation prizes?
[QUOTE=Water-Marine;41033842]Why are they releasing all this news? Do they not notice that all they're doing is offering the world's worst consolation prizes?[/QUOTE]I think what they aren't noticing is that absolutely no gamer in their right mind is going to give a solitary flying fuck about the xbox. Hell, chances are they are already sitting in line waiting for PS4.
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