• Man accused of flinging jellyfish on beachgoers
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[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17455513]No, this is Sniper.[/QUOTE] [img]http://runnerforchrist.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/king-leonidas-pretty-pissed.jpg[/img]
^ get out
[QUOTE=MongfromKong;17455608][img]http://runnerforchrist.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/king-leonidas-pretty-pissed.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [img]http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/41507/300xerxes.jpg[/img] I [I]told[/I] you to just give me the buttsecks, but [I]nooooo[/I], you went on with all this 'I'm straight' business.
[QUOTE=Super_Toast;17455642]^ get out[/QUOTE] Non comprehendo
[QUOTE={FP}ST;17455656][img]http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/41507/300xerxes.jpg[/img] I [I]told[/I] you to just give me the buttsecks, but [I]nooooo[/I], you went on with all this 'I'm straight' business.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9461/southpark300.jpg[/IMG] Oh, hello there. [quote=MongfromKong] No comprehendo[/quote] Please, learn Spanish. It's "No comprendo".
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17455718][IMG]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9461/southpark300.jpg[/IMG] Oh, hello there. Please, learn Spanish. It's "No comprendo".[/QUOTE] Exactly.
[QUOTE=MongfromKong;17455764]Exactly.[/QUOTE] Please make sense.
At first I was like "hahaha." Next, I thought "Jellyfishes? What the fuck?" Then I thought the picture looks alot like Hugh Laurie, then I thought "No, it doesn't." Then I thought, "Damn, I'm hungry. Think I'll make me a peanut butter/jelly sandvich."
"Is that a pocketknife in your shorts or are you just happy to-ARFRRRGHGHHH A JELLY FISH!"
[QUOTE=metalhead121;17455840]Then I thought the picture looks alot like Hugh Laurie[/QUOTE] "Top Story! Hugh Laurie arrested for throwing jellyfish suspected to have Lupus. More at 8:00."
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17455876]"Top Story! Hugh Laurie arrested for throwing jellyfish suspected to have Lupus. More at 8:00."[/QUOTE] Best thing I've heard all day.
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17455876]"Top Story! Hugh Laurie arrested for throwing jellyfish suspected to have Lupus. More at 8:00."[/QUOTE] "New today: throwing appears to cure a jellyfish of lupus. The amazing story of a jellyfish with a strange disease and the determined doctor that saved it."
I thought it said "Man accused of fingering jellyfish."
[QUOTE=Wootman;17456073]I thought it said "Man accused of fingering jellyfish."[/QUOTE] ...
God dammit, Osaka! Stop throwing sea cucumbers!
[QUOTE=Kyle902;17454905]Funfact. Some jellyfish have the most poisonous venom in the world. An example would be the Portuguese man-o-war. It can kill you in two minutes and has no anti-venom.[/QUOTE] Too bad it's not a jellyfish.
[QUOTE=kloaz;17456286]Too bad it's not a jellyfish.[/QUOTE] Times like these are when I wish the Zing rating still existed.
[QUOTE=kloaz;17456286]Too bad it's not a jellyfish.[/QUOTE] Neither is the Portugese Man o' War particulary deadly. There haven't been many reported deaths caused by their stings (and most stinging things have a chance to cause death, generally due to allergies). Bees are a bigger threat.
I thought the concealed weapon part was the jellyfish but i was let down.
[QUOTE=Audio7;17467648]I thought the concealed weapon part was the jellyfish but i was let down.[/QUOTE] I don't think he was drunk enough to stuff a jellyfish into his crouch.
Holy shit, one time I was on trip with school somewhere (forgot where, some coastal place, they all look the same, was a shit trip) and we went to the beach and we were all trying to skip stones on the water, when some guy who was fishing very far away from where we were throwing stones, came up to us with a bucket of squid and started throwing them at us (I got hit right in the chest, and I was lying on my back on the sand at that point and I didn't want to touch it so I just sort of rolled about until it fell off) He then went and started swearing at the teachers. We started throwing large handfulls of stones in the water to annoy him more, but we had to leave the beach promptly. And he looks a lot like the guy in the photo.
Best. Headline. Ever.
epic combo thread
How does one pickup a jellyfish, and throw it, without getting stung. And isn't it stupidly watery too? It's like trying to pick up half-done jelly.
[QUOTE=ijyt;17468217]How does one pickup a jellyfish, and throw it, without getting stung. And isn't it stupidly watery too? It's like trying to pick up half-done jelly.[/QUOTE] Humans are 70% water, we can be picked up.
weird hobo
[QUOTE=radioactive;17468416]Humans are 96% water, we can be picked up.[/QUOTE] Go retake your biology lessons.
[QUOTE=metalhead121;17455840]At first I was like "hahaha." Next, I thought "Jellyfishes? What the fuck?" Then I thought the picture looks alot like Hugh Laurie, then I thought "No, it doesn't." Then I thought, "Damn, I'm hungry. Think I'll make me a peanut butter/jelly sandvich."[/QUOTE] I believe it would be "jellyfi" /sarcasm
[QUOTE=CanibalMonke;17455718][IMG]http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/9461/southpark300.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] [img]http://www.inetours.com/New_York/Images/Tours/DD-Bus_9083.jpg[/img] Dyke gets hit by bus
Lol.
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