Porn Star falls off of cliff after killing companion

[cecilbdemodded]

No happy ending for him.

[Wakka]

I guessed he reached his climax. :I

[tittles]

he could not handle all the men surrounding him

[wizlord]

he's in a sticky situation

[editline]01:14AM[/editline]

sounds like his career came to an end

[editline]01:15AM[/editline]

it'll be hard for him to find work

[editline]01:21AM[/editline]

that was his final stroke

[adadr]

I guess that made him get low

[Phoenix Wright]

[url]http://www.xbiznewswire.com/view.php?id=121480[/url]
[img]http://sadpanda.us/images/143585-HMFK9PH.gif[/img]
From what this article says, he died from the fall.

[wizlord]

sounds like he got cocky

[editline]01:40AM[/editline]

what a boob

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=Wakka;22407518]Ron Jeremy is like 100 times [B]more famous[/B] than any porn out there. Even lesbian porn simply because he's a living legend.[/QUOTE]

Fix'd

I don't know, seeing his hairy belly jut into the screen just kills it for me. I'd hardly qualify him as "better."

Looks like he''s going to give Bubba [I]his[/I] happy ending.

[Wakka]

[QUOTE=hypno-toad;22409733]Fix'd

I don't know, seeing his hairy belly jut into the screen just kills it for me. I'd hardly qualify him as "better."

Looks like he''s going to give Bubba [I]his[/I] happy ending.[/QUOTE]

Your virgin eyes can't handle the sight of a real man.

[tittles]

i guess he...

went on a rampage and killing after loosing his job, got surrounded at a cliff side from where he "propelled" himself off.

[img]http://thepilver.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/csi-miami.jpg[/img]

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[Jasun]

Looks like his life [I]came[/I] to an end [I]too quickly[/I]

[d3450]

[img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/pictures/2009/5/15/1242385610534/Ron-Jeremy-001.jpg[/img]

Age 34? Really?

[Agni_Kai]

Well it would've been hard to live with.

[Kanebro]

Sad but kinda funny

[editline]09:51PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=d3450;22412848]Age 34? Really?[/QUOTE]

Thats not him thats Ron Jeremy

[Raiskauskone]

"Looks like Mr. Hills fell off a cliff...
[img]http://thepilver.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/csi-miami.jpg[/img]
...to die by the sword"
[B]YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~[/B]

[BloodYScar]

Shooting someone who is standing at the edge of a cliff and not expecting him to fall... yeah... police.

[Brage Nyman]

Live by the sword, fall of a cliff.

[Raiskauskone]

[QUOTE=Brage Nyman;22414256]Live by the sword, fall of a cliff.[/QUOTE]

That is on a hill

[Carnotite]

[QUOTE=BloodYScar;22414117]Shooting someone who is standing at the edge of a cliff and not expecting him to fall... yeah... police.[/QUOTE]

To be fair, if they really spent most of the morning trying to get him to move, their options were probably pretty limited.

[Unkle Dada]

I guess he's pretty [i]fucked[/i].

[Dr. Fishtastic]

I'm not even kidding, this sounds like something out of a satirical radio news report from a GTA game

[foszor]

Here's the first half of the story

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=947384[/url]

[editline]10:48AM[/editline]

Get it? Half?

[editline]10:48AM[/editline]

Because he cut them with a sword.

[editline]10:49AM[/editline]

:downsrim:

[Jimpyy]

He was so inpatient he cut right to the chase.

[Stud Muffin]

Guys, the uncle in spider-man (first one) was a porno star

[Dougz]

This was about 1/2 hour away from where I live.

[deathmog]

That blows for him.

[wonkadonk]

this isnt hot at all