Man sues the British government after he was jailed for owning a £3 keyring - Polidicks

[QUOTE=businessPawn;40937362]Home > Forum > Facepunch > [B]Sensationalist Headlines[/B][/QUOTE] Post any good Genesis quotes in Creationism Corner lately?

[QUOTE=DevinWatson;40937626]Meanwhile in Americaland, a package the UPS man dropped off at my door last week [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/IMG] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/mxNxOeM.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] Congratulations, you've noticed that the laws are different!

[QUOTE=DevinWatson;40937626]Meanwhile in Americaland, a package the UPS man dropped off at my door last week [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/IMG] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/mxNxOeM.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] Why do you need so many keyrings?

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;40937828]Why do you need so many keyrings?[/QUOTE] Nobody needs this many keyrings, we need to forbid high-capacity keyrings

That keyring is like an in real life "go to jail" card.

[QUOTE=Boss;40937383]Hardly sensationalist considering you either do jail time or you dont.[/QUOTE] do you not know what a suspended jail sentence is

[QUOTE=DevinWatson;40937626]Meanwhile in Americaland, a package the UPS man dropped off at my door last week [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/IMG] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/mxNxOeM.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] Ahh good, you can finally defend your house from the horde of thugs that keep breaking into your place. Or shoot a thousand propane tanks.

[QUOTE=DevinWatson;40937626]Meanwhile in Americaland, a package the UPS man dropped off at my door last week [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/IMG] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/mxNxOeM.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ElGf9J6UJc/SQ8biEgZckI/AAAAAAAAAk8/1tTAvOlsRfI/s320/kinder+egg.jpg[/IMG] :v:?

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;40937956][IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1ElGf9J6UJc/SQ8biEgZckI/AAAAAAAAAk8/1tTAvOlsRfI/s320/kinder+egg.jpg[/IMG] :v:?[/QUOTE] I knew I saw some dumb ad that had those two in it somewhere around here... [img]http://adland.tv/files/imagecache/postimage/media/print/ChooseOne3.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=DevinWatson;40937626]Meanwhile in Americaland, a package the UPS man dropped off at my door last week [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/IMG] [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/mxNxOeM.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] That looks like a great way to waste money and protect your freedoms

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;40937980]I knew I saw some dumb ad that had those two in it somewhere around here... [img]http://adland.tv/files/imagecache/postimage/media/print/ChooseOne3.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] This ad is so goddamned stupid, they didn't ban kinder eggs in particular, they just banned foodstuffs with inedible contents because someone might not know of these contents existence. A gun is quite fucking obvious what it is. A deadly machine which one should show great respect for.

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;40937597]What? This kind of shit happens in loads of countries, where the police fuck up with evidence.[/QUOTE] oh but if something similar happened in america it'd be fucking SHOWERED in winners and funnies and dicks when someone posted 'murica.

[QUOTE=MightyMax;40938108]oh but if something similar happened in america it'd be fucking SHOWERED in winners and funnies and dicks when someone posted 'murica.[/QUOTE] Given the fact that there's more Americans on this site than any other nationality, I doubt that immensely.

[QUOTE=iusehax;40937981]That looks like a great way to waste money and protect your freedoms[/QUOTE] Who cares what people do for hobbies, no need to be a douche about it.

[QUOTE=iusehax;40937981]That looks like a great way to waste money and protect your freedoms[/QUOTE] I bought the ammunition + the rifle because it was the cheapest way of getting into hunting larger game. 880 rounds of 7.62x54r plus a Mosin Nagant rifle only set me back $350 USD; I'll also use it for weekend range shooting.

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;40937277]Is there anything you can actually do with 1 bullet?[/QUOTE] If you had a gun, sure. This guy doesn't seem to have had a gun at the time though.

[QUOTE=DevinWatson;40938221]I bought the ammunition + the rifle because it was the cheapest way of getting into hunting larger game. 880 rounds of 7.62x54r plus a Mosin Nagant rifle only set me back $350 USD; I'll also use it for weekend range shooting.[/QUOTE] So you bought it for hunting which you could have said when you posted the picture.

[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;40938041]This ad is so goddamned stupid, they didn't ban kinder eggs in particular, they just banned foodstuffs with inedible contents because someone might not know of these contents existence. A gun is quite fucking obvious what it is. A deadly machine which one should show great respect for.[/QUOTE] Are Kinder Eggs still banned in the US? I was just in Helen, Georgia a few months ago on a short roadtrip with my girlfriend and we found a shoppe that was selling Kinder Eggs and other import foodstuffs.

[QUOTE=Riller;40937509]Really, how many keys does one person need to carry without switching key ring? I say if anyone carries more than five keys, they're most likely a criminal anyway. Law abiding citizens only need one for work, one for house, and one for car.[/QUOTE] 2 houses? 2 cars? separately keyed mailbox etc

[QUOTE=iusehax;40938391]So you bought it for hunting which you could have said when you posted the picture.[/QUOTE] Why does it matter?

[QUOTE=Jacen;40938476]Why does it matter?[/QUOTE] Because the way in which it was posted could taken as some snide gesture at the gun laws here.

[QUOTE=Jacen;40938476]Why does it matter?[/QUOTE] Someone from Britain could have posted the same picture, you're allowed guns for hunting

[QUOTE=iusehax;40938529]Because the way in which it was posted could taken as some snide gesture at the gun laws here.[/QUOTE] But that's exactly what it was.

[QUOTE=iusehax;40938529]Because the way in which it was posted could taken as some snide gesture at the gun laws here.[/QUOTE] If "Meanwhile in Americaland" didn't tip you off then I don't know what to say

[QUOTE=MightyMax;40937395]gonna be like you assholes: 'britain.[/QUOTE] "lol ur cuntry is bad!!! XD" Seriously, that should be a bannable meme