Australian Zombie Elephant Gaining Strength, Aussies Are Doing Nothing To Stop It
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[b][highlight]BREAKING NEWS: [/highlight]Australia bans elephants amidst growing concerns over 28 days later becoming a reality. [/b] :foxnews:
I sense an omen.
Aussies are doing nothing to stop it?
Brb grabbing the 12 Guage.
[b][highlight]THIS JUST IN[/highlight]: Australia Bans Guns and the zombie elephant breaks loose and starts zombieland in australia[/b]:foxnews:
Those must be the dumbest vets in the world.
:shivdurf: [b]YEAH ITS DEFINITELY DEAD. OH WAIT....[/b]
[QUOTE=TEAMGiant;20708647]Those must be the dumbest vets in the world.
:shivdurf: [b]YEAH ITS DEFINITELY DEAD. OH WAIT....[/b][/QUOTE]
To be fair, it's not like you can perform checks while the thing is halfway out it's mother's vagina.
And in a coma.
[QUOTE=MrScout;20698413][b][highlight]THIS JUST IN[/highlight]: Australia Bans Guns and the zombie elephant breaks loose and starts zombieland in australia[/b]:foxnews:[/QUOTE]
I live in australia and i know the zoo is on a island on its own....
So we get a giant plastic shelter around it
Who says we want to stop it?
It will turn red annnnnnnny second now.
Oh god zombie elephants with cyborg riders...
[i]it begins...[/i]
[QUOTE=MrScout;20698413][b][highlight]THIS JUST IN[/highlight]: Australia Bans Guns and the zombie elephant breaks loose and starts zombieland in australia[/b]:foxnews:[/QUOTE]
We really beat you to the punch with the whole having no guns thing.
[QUOTE=Ishmael12;20715020]To be fair, it's not like you can perform checks while the thing is halfway out it's mother's vagina.
And in a coma.[/QUOTE]
Yes, but things that are dead don't just come back alive, so I'm pretty damn sure you'd guess it was knocked out.
[QUOTE=Cirtaboyz;20718312]It will turn red annnnnnnny second now.[/QUOTE]
Oh you.
At least Australia is surrounded by the ocean. I don't think zombie elephants can swim, so we're safe.
[editline]05:19PM[/editline]
[i]Or are we?[/i]
[img]http://images.whatheck.com/uploaded_images/loch-ness-monster-swimming-elephant-735421.jpg[/img]
Zombie Elephants.
That would make a horribly difficult level on Nazi Zombies no?
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;20693540]Porntip? That doesn't make any damn sense![/QUOTE]
It's obviously Pitnrop, which is also obviously a suitable name for the leader of the zombies.
dont worry if there was an outbreak theyd just ban it
[B]Q[/B]: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
[B]A[/B]: Four: Two in the front, two in the back.[B]
Q[/B]: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?[B]
A[/B]: None. It's full of elephants.[B]
Q[/B]: How do you get two whales in a Mini?[B]
A[/B]: Along the M4 and across the Severn Bridge.[B]
Q[/B]: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator?[B]
A[/B]: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.[B]
Q[/B]: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator?[B]
A[/B]: You can't close the door.
[B]Q[/B]: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator?[B]
A[/B]: There's an empty Mini parked outside.
[QUOTE=Wikipedia]Porntip Nakhirunkanok, model who was awarded the title of Miss Universe 1988[/QUOTE]
I wonder why she won Miss Universe :smug:
Every fortresses nightmare.
[editline]10:09PM[/editline]
No wait, this joke has already been made. TOO THE LATE MOBILE!
[QUOTE=Viper202;20727552][img]http://ps2media.gamespy.com/ps2/image/article/599/599412/resident-evil-outbreak-file-2-20050328032535925.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh wow that looks cool.
Shame it was from a bad game :(
[img]http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9075/elephant.png[/img]
When you see zombie elephants around, it's the right time to abandon the fortress.
[editline]11:56PM[/editline]
I am late several times. Damn.
One step closer to zombie apocalypse.
Can't wait! :dance:
Australia bans dead elephants, brings them back to life.
i guess aussies didnt [i]ban the elephant[/i] :xd:
That poor elephant mother, being in labor for NINE DAYS? And only having a zombie baby to show for it.
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