Cat Called for Jury Duty. - Polidicks

Kitties can do it all =3

[QUOTE=CNN;19580268]1 meow for guilty, 2 meows for innocent.[/QUOTE] Oh my god, it said double guilty!

:objection: Your honor, juror number four is licking its genitalia.

I wonder what would happen if they never tried to get Sal out of jury duty.

Let's hope there will be no war soon, or else has to join the army :ohdear: .

[IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/cecilb6/jurycat.jpg[/IMG]

I would have brought the cat and just sit him in the jury section. LOL

That is no excuse for him to avoid Jury Duty. It's his duty as an American Cat to serve in the Jury.

Cats are the shit.

[QUOTE=haxorknight;19580276]All I have to say is LOL.[/QUOTE] Wait, you [I]say[/I] lol?

Good ol' US Justice system :patriot:

[QUOTE=Perfumly;19603371]Good ol' US Justice system :patriot:[/QUOTE] Proud to be an American, where at least I know that my pets can oversee judicial process.

Oh how I love and hate my country at the same time.

[QUOTE=Perfumly;19604528]Oh how I love and hate my country at the same time.[/QUOTE] everything in this world is a love hate relationship. i fucking love mountain dew but i fucking hate it when it makes me feel tired.

[QUOTE=onforty;19588988]I can has objection? [img]http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/lady_lasa/objection.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] In reference to LOLcats, has becomes haz.

Came into the thread thinking it was some Call of Duty spoof. Was not disappoint.

[QUOTE=Supacasey;19605039]Came into the thread thinking it was some Call of Duty spoof. Was not disappoint.[/QUOTE] Cat's name would have to be Ramirez, and it would have to be the judge and jury.

And the lawyer.

[QUOTE=Perfumly;19605071]Cat's name would have to be Ramirez, and it would have to be the judge and jury.[/QUOTE] Also prosecutor.

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[QUOTE=venn177;19607793]Also prosecutor.[/QUOTE] And his family + witnesses

Where is serious cat when you need him?

I have always assumed that the jury was loaded with hairy pussy.

Doesn't surprise me that something this stupid would happen, when I got a form for jury duty there was a question HALF-WAY down the list that asked "Do you read/write/speak English?". Mind you this is after 20+ questions written in English with no alternative languages anywhere to be found.

[QUOTE=BCell;19608985]Where is serious cat when you need him?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://tracksuitceo.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/serious-cat.jpg[/IMG]

It would of been [B]cat[/B]astrophic if the defendant was found guilty.

Reminds me of something I read, a Monkey was accidentally drafted into the US Army in the 50's. It was promoted to a Corporal. :frog:

My cat makes jury duty in his litter box.