Christy Mack, Porn Star, Offers Blow Job For Best Lego Creation. - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Vintage Thatguy;43718930]i'm worried it will be a really awkward guy who looks disgusting what if she vomits on him?[/QUOTE]Then everyone wins! She gets a cool lego design, he gets to say he won and was with a pornstar, and everyone else can say they didn't have a pornstar vomit in their crotch.

[QUOTE=Vintage Thatguy;43718930]i'm worried it will be a really awkward guy who looks disgusting what if she vomits on him?[/QUOTE] This is why I respect prostitutes a lot more than porn stars. Porn stars get paid to have sexy with clean, sexy people. Prostitutes have to have sex with the people who nobody wants to even be in the same room as.

[QUOTE=usaokay;43718942]I think I'll get sex through a woman I really love, but only after I get to know her after a couple months of dating. Like a normal person would.[/QUOTE] Normal

TBH I like her style

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;43718938]TV tropes[/QUOTE] [I]Sureeee.[/I]

[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;43718982][I]Sureeee.[/I][/QUOTE] I dunno, sometimes I'd rather admit to watching tons of porn than reading TV Tropes.

[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;43718982][I]Sureeee.[/I][/QUOTE] The porno where she built a pc was really hot

[QUOTE=Vintage Thatguy;43718930]i'm worried it will be a really awkward guy who looks disgusting what if she vomits on him?[/QUOTE] this is a contest for dudes who have to build a lego in order to get a blowjob. i think it's safe to say the expectations are pretty low

FP needs to make a 8ft mech. Yeah that would definitely work.

[QUOTE=for no reason;43718857]So what if a girl wins?[/QUOTE] Then that girl will get her dick sucked.

I'm gonna need to see some of her work

brb stealing something from legoland

[QUOTE=meppers;43719134]I'm gonna need to see some of her work[/QUOTE] She'll need to see some of your Lego work

What if you gave her the most incredible [sp]Mega-Bloks[/sp] model in the world?

[QUOTE=Skyward;43719471]What if you gave her the most incredible [sp]Mega-Bloks[/sp] model in the world?[/QUOTE] She'll still give you a blowjob, but she'll just look like she's about to cry from fear the entire time just to make you feel guilty.

Reminds me of that time those two porn stars offered free BJ's if the Miami Heat won the championship. Needless to say only like 6 guys showed up.

Lets get someone from Facepunch laid!

[QUOTE=Amez;43719563]Lets get someone from Facepunch laid![/QUOTE] technically its just a bj but sure

[QUOTE=Amez;43719563]Lets get someone from Facepunch laid![/QUOTE] A BJ is not the same as getting laid, you are gonna need some erector sets or something for that

I wouldn't be surprised if this is a covert advertisement ploy created by a marketing agency hired by Lego. But on the other hand, Lego almost advertises itself already on its own with zero effort needed.

[QUOTE=imptastick;43719582]A BJ is not the same as getting laid, you are gonna need some erector sets or something for that[/QUOTE] or a functioning kinex real-doll

[QUOTE=HybridTheroy;43719610]or a functioning kinex real-doll[/QUOTE] Man, Lego blocks hurt when you step on them, but Kinex hurt just trying to build with them.

Christian Chandler shall be the victor with another, even larger, creepy scale model of his school. Many tears will be shed by both the losers and reward provider.

[QUOTE=Skyward;43719471]What if you gave her the most incredible [sp]Mega-Bloks[/sp] model in the world?[/QUOTE] Then you're a monster.

[QUOTE=GunFox;43719809]Christian Chandler shall be the victor with another, even larger, creepy scale model of his school. Many tears will be shed by both the losers and reward provider.[/QUOTE] He'll build a life sized version of his old house ;_;

[QUOTE=Mr. Zombie;43719835]He'll build a life sized version of his old house ;_;[/QUOTE] I doubt he has enough of these: [img]http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/800x600q90/833/vy7j.jpg[/img]

I get the feeling the winner's gonna build a chair.

[QUOTE=Blazedol;43719867]I get the feeling the winner's gonna build a chair.[/QUOTE] A sybian

I searched 'lego porn' to find some comedy gold to post here but realized my mistake just a bit too late to stop the enter key from pressing all the way in

[QUOTE=dai;43719963]I searched 'lego porn' to find some comedy gold to post here but realized my mistake just a bit too late to stop the enter key from pressing all the way in[/QUOTE] God damnit, now you've perked everyone's curiosity. ...Including mine.