Christy Mack, Porn Star, Offers Blow Job For Best Lego Creation.
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God Christy Mack is one of my favourite porn stars.
Especially awesome when she gets blasted in the butt by 12 inch rods.
[QUOTE=God of Ashes;43719045]this is a contest for dudes who have to build a lego in order to get a blowjob. i think it's safe to say the expectations are pretty low[/QUOTE]
i get head from my 9/10 gf pretty much every 3 days and even I want in on this shit
there's something incredibly hot about casual sexual favors to me...
[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;43720179]i get head from my 9/10 gf pretty much every 3 days and even I want in on this shit
there's something incredibly hot about casual sexual favors to me...[/QUOTE]
[I]Neckbeard fantasies #304967[/I]
[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;43720179]i get head from my 9/10 gf pretty much every 3 days and even I want in on this shit
there's something incredibly hot about casual sexual favors to me...[/QUOTE]
9/10? Damn man, you must be a really accomplished hand model.
[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;43720179]i get head from my 9/10 gf pretty much every 3 days and even I want in on this shit
there's something incredibly hot about casual sexual favors to me...[/QUOTE]
hey dont hog all the sexual favors man
some of us are single and finally have a chance to use our lego skills to get laid
Get practicing!
[url]http://www.buildwithchrome.com/[/url]
[IMG]http://images.freshnessmag.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/06/lego-building-virtual-in-chrome.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=O Cheerios O;43719597]I wouldn't be surprised if this is a covert advertisement ploy created by a marketing agency hired by Lego.
But on the other hand, Lego almost advertises itself already on its own with zero effort needed.[/QUOTE]
Does LEGO need covert advertising? Like, they make more than their direct competition does. [I]Combined[/I].
[QUOTE=ShadowSocks8;43720179]i get head from my 9/10 gf pretty much every 3 days and even I want in on this shit
there's something incredibly hot about casual sexual favors to me...[/QUOTE]
What, you too?
[IMG]http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/legos.jpg[/IMG]
Also, after seeing her vag, it reminded me I needed to change the trim on my tires.
[QUOTE=imptastick;43719582]A BJ is not the same as getting laid, you are gonna need some erector sets or something for that[/QUOTE]
Everybody starts somewhere. For some it's getting a bj from a skanky girl in a middle school bathroom or for building something neat with legos.
Build time- 100+ hours
Blow time- +/- 1 minute
Sounds about right
I'm so fucking in there
[QUOTE=Loriborn;43718843]so wait what if a normal good looking person were to make this kind of offer[/QUOTE]
PM me your info. I'll get to building.
If I win, can I donate my blowjob to charity?
In all seriousness, pornstars could band together, and pretty much solve most world problems.
"Whoever designs a simple, affordable fuel cell capable of powering a midsize automobile, with minimal fuel consumption and zero emissions gets to tittyfuck me."
"Whoever drafts an agreeable peace accord between Israel and Palestine gets to stick it in my pooper."
. . .and so on.
Edit: Leaving my morals at the door, I'm all for the idea. It's a creative solution to fostering creativity. If it gets at least one person to think outside of the box and create something unique, then it's brilliant.
[QUOTE=meatwad253;43722129]Too bad I'm uncreative :([/QUOTE]
sucks to be you i worked at legoland!!!!
[QUOTE=Agoat;43722219]sucks to be you i worked at legoland!!!![/QUOTE]
Your title implies you worked from home though, investigating LEGO brick - related crimes from the comfort of your internet connection
How many cases of foot murder by lego brick did you get per day?
[QUOTE=BFG9000;43722244]Your title implies you worked from home though, investigating LEGO brick - related crimes from the comfort of your internet connection
How many cases of foot murder by lego brick did you get per day?[/QUOTE]
One case, then I put on shoes.
[QUOTE=usaokay;43718942]I think I'll get consensual sex through a woman I really love, but only after I get to know and trust her after a couple months of dating.
Like a normal person would.[/QUOTE]
Hello Chris Chan
[QUOTE=usaokay;43718942]I think I'll get consensual sex through a woman I really love, but only after I get to know and trust her after a couple months of dating.
Like a normal person would.[/QUOTE]
who dates for months and doesn't bang that's not a thing
I need to unleash my inner Lego powers I have as a Dane.
That or go steal something from Legoland Billund, it's an hours drive away.
[QUOTE=usaokay;43718942]I think I'll get consensual sex through a woman I really love, but only after I get to know and trust her after a couple months of dating.
Like a normal person would.[/QUOTE]
Wow are you gay or something???
[B]TO THE LAB![/B]
[QUOTE=Rusty100;43723220]who dates for months and doesn't bang that's not a thing[/QUOTE]
Which, quite frankly, is sad.
[QUOTE=Appellation;43723449]Which, quite frankly, is sad.[/QUOTE]
haha no its pretty great imo
[QUOTE=usaokay;43718942]I think I'll get consensual sex through a woman I really love, but only after I get to know and trust her after a couple months of dating.
Like a normal person would.[/QUOTE]
lmao
[QUOTE=Appellation;43723449]Which, quite frankly, is sad.[/QUOTE]
wow fuck you, you're the reason some girls think that mindset is ok
Watch some autistic 7 year old win.
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