Christy Mack, Porn Star, Offers Blow Job For Best Lego Creation.

[LowlyKommrad]

[QUOTE=bradleigh;43778646]that would be hilarious though

if [B]he lives in nevada[/B] she might[/QUOTE]

Oh my, would ya look at that? Who needs gas when I can buy Legos. Lots of Legos.

[Falkok15]

If only I could find all my Lego Bricks. Been so long since I used them. I also remember trying to recreate Half-Life 1 Scenes with them.

[draugur]

[QUOTE=bdd458;43776982]Submitting my portfolio.

You're all going to lose suckas.

[url]www.mocpages.com/home.php/29218[/url][/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/02ZzrSa.png[/IMG]

Look at this nerd.

[editline]3rd February 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=zakedodead;43779880]I say legos because I'm not a douchebag who cares about how people say legos. I'm a true fan of legos not some pretender fan of legos that is uptight about legos[/QUOTE]

Do your lego bricks have as many edges as you do?

[zakededodead]

[QUOTE=draugur;43780614][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/02ZzrSa.png[/IMG]

Look at this nerd.

[editline]3rd February 2014[/editline]

Do your lego bricks have as many edges as you do?[/QUOTE]
Do your legos use as shitty insults as you?

[Kuiper]

this thread is pretty autistic lol

good read.

[Falubii]

Lol calm down fellas we're in a thread about blowjobs

[Flazer210]

I thought to myself "Fuck. I can't get into this competition because I'm not 18."

then I remembered "Holy shit I'm 18."

Then I remembered "Fuck I have no creativity."

I love how lightly she takes it. There's really nothing wrong with having sex with people outside of her work, and I guess she understands that regardless of what the public says.

[IlluminatiRex]

[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;43777004]Not sure she'd blow a 16 year old[/QUOTE]
Calm down I'm joking :v:

Now Mark Kelso on the other hand...

[IMG]http://images.mocpages.com/user_images/5708/13912228711_DISPLAY.jpg[/IMG]

[url]http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/380177[/url]

[QUOTE=draugur;43780614][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/02ZzrSa.png[/IMG][/quote]
Yeah a lot of it is cringy. Mainly because it was written when I was 13-14. I just occasionally updated the age. Which reminds me, I should.

[draugur]

[QUOTE=zakedodead;43780759]Do your legos use as shitty insults as you?[/QUOTE]

Wow there buddy, I don't know what you're trying to start here but I don't want whatever you're selling, especially since it comes with a free one-way ticket to the refugee camp.

[IlluminatiRex]

[QUOTE=draugur;43781018]Wow there buddy, I don't know what you're trying to start here but I don't want whatever you're selling, especially since it comes with a free one-way ticket to the refugee camp.[/QUOTE]
Especially since what you said is true :D

[draugur]

[QUOTE=bdd458;43781015]
Yeah a lot of it is cringy. Mainly because it was written when I was 13-14. I just occasionally updated the age. Which reminds me, I should.[/QUOTE]

See, Zakedodead, this is how you take a joke. +10 respect for bd458

[IlluminatiRex]

[QUOTE=draugur;43781030]See, Zakedodead, this is how you take a joke. +10 respect for bd458[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I realized over the summer when playing Napoleonic Wars that I needed to stop taking things seriously. There was and is this group of trolls called "The Bush Pirates". They infiltrate regiments and cause havoc during events (teamkilling, not listening to orders, that sort of thing). Most people got really up in arms over them. A couple of times they targeted my regiment, the 8th. And I was yelling and screaming (surprisingly not at them though, but actual members of the 8th) in a few of the videos. That's when I realized I needed to take a step back and lighten up, since it's the internet. So I thanked Blitzer, the leader of the Bush Pirates, for making me laugh at myself and for helping me lighten up.

And quite honestly, that's worked out pretty damn well.

[Amber902]

[QUOTE=Flazer210;43780888]I thought to myself "Fuck. I can't get into this competition because I'm not 18."

then I remembered "Holy shit I'm 18."

Then I remembered "Fuck I have no creativity."

I love how lightly she takes it. There's really nothing wrong with having sex with people outside of her work, and I guess she understands that regardless of what the public says.[/QUOTE]

holy shot you have a fitting avatar

[Johnny on Flame]

[QUOTE=bdd458;43781066]Yeah, I realized over the summer when playing Napoleonic Wars that I needed to stop taking things seriously. There was and is this group of trolls called "The Bush Pirates". They infiltrate regiments and cause havoc during events (teamkilling, not listening to orders, that sort of thing). Most people got really up in arms over them. A couple of times they targeted my regiment, the 8th. And I was yelling and screaming (surprisingly not at them though, but actual members of the 8th) in a few of the videos. That's when I realized I needed to take a step back and lighten up, since it's the internet. So I thanked Blitzer, the leader of the Bush Pirates, for making me laugh at myself and for helping me lighten up.

And quite honestly, that's worked out pretty damn well.[/QUOTE]

Thank you for enlightening us in the ways of the Bush Pirates, mister. You have my gratitude.

[SCopE5000]

Imagine explaining this to the parents.

[I]"Yeah I'm off to the USA... going to meet a beautiful girl"[/I]

[I]"Oh fantastic! Can we see pictures of our future daughter-in-law..?"[/I]

[I]"Erm... Daughter in law... yeah... right... here you go."[/I]

[img]http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BD_n61TCcAEvALc.jpg[/img]

[I]*Sounds of tray with cookies being dropped*[/I]

[proboardslol]

What if a kid had the coolest thing?

[alex141]

Not worth it, Lego is expensive. Nice try...

[Gordon Frohm]

[QUOTE=Alex141;43783730]Not worth it, Lego is expensive. Nice try...[/QUOTE]

BJ's aren't cheap either, depending on the girl

[Gmod4ever]

For maximum over-awkwardness:

[QUOTE=SCopE5000;43781865]Imagine explaining this to the parents.

[I]"Yeah I'm off to the USA... going to meet a beautiful girl"[/I]

[I]"Oh fantastic! Can we see pictures of our future daughter-in-law..?"[/I]

[I]"Erm... Daughter in law... yeah... right... here you go."[/I]

-image-

[I]"Oh, I recognize her from somewhere! Is she an actress?"[/I]

[i]"UHH, MOM..."[/i][/QUOTE]

[tr00per7]

[QUOTE=proboardslol;43783729]What if a kid had the coolest thing?[/QUOTE]

that's one lucky kid.

I would just try making a lego woman with a hole for the mouth and just use that.