So that's why I'm not getting any... THANKS SCIENCE!
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;43056743]That's not even true at all, I had sex at 16 and I have to say that I was one of the first out of my group of friends. A lot of people have sex later, some people graduate university without ever having any.[/QUOTE]
this is the internet
where you're supposed to have sex 4-5 times a day after losing your virginity when you were 15 with your above average sized penis
In other news, British eyesight up 20%
[QUOTE=Autumn;43056280]just so you know, the UK gets free contraception. the pill is free, 'the implant' is free and if you pop on down to your local doctors/gum clinic condoms are also free.
of course most people over the age of 18 would probably rather go to the shop and buy condoms rather than walk into a clinic and ask for freebies, but the option is there.[/QUOTE]
To be honest it's probably more embarrassing buying them in the self scan, not noticing it has a security tag on it; and getting caught on the way out.
[QUOTE=Craigewan;43056726]And your statement is wrong too. It depends entirely on where you live in the UK.
I know that Kirrimir is from Aberdeen, and the cost of living there is horrendous due to massive income inequality/disparity, and prices being based on the "average" wage which is skewed massively by some incredibly high earners who actually only make up a small percentage of the population.[/QUOTE]
Rent is bad in Aberdeen but everything else is pretty much normal.
I blame Facepunch
[QUOTE=JesterUK;43055862]the waifu age cometh[/QUOTE]
This is what will happen to the UK, give it a few years and we too can have a negative population growth!
[QUOTE=Gustafa;43055830]5 times per month? Fuck that, I usually manage that in one night.[/QUOTE]
Alright I was in a committed relationship for a few years with a woman who liked sex and we didn't even get it on that much. Your dick would be so sore by the end of one week that it would look like an eggplant
[QUOTE=Autumn;43056085]exactly? i don't think you get what I'm saying...
It's very outdated to think that many situations still exist where the man is the only one who works, and the woman stays at home doing sweet fuck all, [B]but Kirrimir sounded like he was saying it was only because of the necessity of needing 2 earners to pay the bills, instead of women working because they actually want to.[/B]
[editline]3rd December 2013[/editline]
The majority of 9-5 jobs allow you to be at home 95%+ of the time that your children are - you're at work, they're at school/after school. If both parents careers mean that they work irregular hours then maybe yes, having a parent around is certainly more beneficial than not having one, but for most people children fit (reasonably well) into a working schedule.[/QUOTE]
I wasn't meaning that, just that in the past that's how it used to be, gender roles used to be a big thing in the UK but they aren't a possibility anymore in that respect.
So even if you wanted to have an 'old style' relationship you couldn't.
[QUOTE=Atlascore;43057516]No, your first time should be when you feel ready to have sex, not the moment you reach 16.[/QUOTE]
When does that time come? How do I train for it?
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;43057746]When does that time come? How do I train for it?[/QUOTE]
depending on who you ask, [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1293324]this is how[/url] :v:
this headline acts as though there's some kind of SEX stock that just took a dive.
[QUOTE=Mbbird;43060734]this headline acts as though there's some kind of SEX stock that just took a dive.[/QUOTE]
We're all invested in sex.
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;43063118]We're all invested in sex.[/QUOTE]
Buy more stock, I hear it's cheaper by 20% now. :v:
I'm married and I haven't had sex in about 3 months :(
Wow, suddenly i feel very confident.
No seriously, im not actually kidding.
Thanks Article!
[QUOTE=frozensoda;43063364]I'm married and I haven't had sex in about 3 months :([/QUOTE]
3D print a sex doll
Don't worry guys, I'm decently sure that I'm bringing down the American national average single-handedly :v:
[QUOTE=JesterUK;43055862]the waifu age cometh[/QUOTE]
[img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=185056&dateline=1385284707[/img]
If this is on average then would it not count people who don't have sex. People who are not seeing someone long distance etc. So people having sex would be having it more often than that?
[QUOTE=ewitwins;43064431]Don't worry guys, I'm decently sure that I'm bringing down the American national average single-handedly :v:[/QUOTE]
Technically, if you have sex at below-average frequency, then you are [bringing the average down], albeit by a negligible amount.
[QUOTE=sltungle;43055851]Better than the zero times per week that I was getting it for the past 4 or 5 months, though.[/QUOTE]
4 or 5 months? That's nothing. I went 2.5 years
Well, people predicted it. We have reached the plateau of our population, and now the number of births is declining. In a way, it's good, because now we won't need to increase our food supply so much (agriculture infrastructure is shit at the moment due to nobody talking about it)
[QUOTE=mdeceiver79;43067436]If this is on average then would it not count people who don't have sex. People who are not seeing someone long distance etc. So people having sex would be having it more often than that?[/QUOTE]
Why would you not include people who don't have sex for a national average?
I have a girlfriend... but she despises sex.. and even children.. thank god i don't like sex.... -_-
[QUOTE=Coyoteze;43066720][img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=185056&dateline=1385284707[/img][/QUOTE]
way too 3D to be a waifu
Fuck I'm contributing to a stat
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;43056705]I've always been told that your first time should be when you're 16.[/QUOTE]
I was 12. There isn't any age. Some people may even experience it in their twenties, or even later.
