[QUOTE=doommarine23;16294942]agnosticism is like half bald[/QUOTE]
So if you're an atheist that pretends to be religious to get along with family, does that make you a bald person with a wig?
Yeah
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16293839]Chippay agrees with me AND can't sense sarcasm
The world is coming to a fucking end.
[editline]07:58PM[/editline]
Or more likely can and chooses to take it as though I'm serious for some reason.[/QUOTE]
you can't be sarcastic
you're a secret communist
sarcasm would give it away
You speak too much shhhhhhhhh
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;16294923]So agnosticism is like a comb-over?[/QUOTE]
It's like a combover wig.
[editline]09:19PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zeke129;16293919]Agnostics believe that there will never be any concrete way to determine whether people have hair or not.
It's more than just "iunno guys, maybe there is maybe there isnt"
For the record, I'm an atheist.[/QUOTE]
Then they're idiots who do not understand the basic principals of the burden of evidence.
I wonder what a cropped haircut would be then...
UFO cults would be Flock of Seagulls.
[editline]01:21AM[/editline]
I think we extended this metaphor a bit to far.
[QUOTE=doommarine23;16294810]People's thoughts aren't just black and white, it's many shades of gray.
Stop trying to over-simplify everything.[/QUOTE]
It is the definition of the fucking word.
You can't pretend the word doesn't apply to you because you're ignorant of how it is defined.
Atheism is defined universally as the disbelief of a deity, the antonym of theism. IF you do not believe in a deity, you are an atheist.
That doesn't mean you can't be anything else or that atheism defines you as a person, but there is no half-belief or in-between area, that is the entire fucking POINT of faith. Either you believe blindly in something (faith) or you have doubts or disbelieve entirely (atheism)
[QUOTE=Chippay;16295127]you can't be sarcastic
you're a secret communist
sarcasm would give it away[/QUOTE]
Secret communist what are you talking about I love HUAC and apple pie.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;16295255]UFO cults would be Flock of Seagulls.
[editline]01:21AM[/editline]
I think we extended this metaphor a bit to far.[/QUOTE]
The metaphor was that hairstyles are religious perspectives while baldness is atheism. While religious vary infinitely, atheism is an absolute. Either you're on one side of the fence or the other. Either you DO believe, or you DO NOT believe.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16295278]Secret communist what are you talking about I love HUAC and apple pie.[/QUOTE]
I love McCarthy too! High-Five!
[editline]09:23PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Lankist;16295292]The metaphor was that hairstyles are religious perspectives while baldness is atheism. While religious vary infinitely, atheism is an absolute.[/QUOTE]
What about the various types of baldness (as in, how they occur.)
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16295293]I love McCarthy too! High-Five!
[editline]09:23PM[/editline]
What about the various types of baldness (as in, how they occur.)[/QUOTE]
You are overanalyzing the metaphor.
Any hair at all represents religion.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16295293]I love McCarthy too! High-Five![/QUOTE]
I love the uneven distribution of wealth and unhappy lower classes, a symbol of our glorious capitalist inferiority!
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16295293]I love McCarthy too! High-Five!
[editline]09:23PM[/editline]
What about the various types of baldness (as in, how they occur.)[/QUOTE]
That would be different reasons, such as being disillusioned, or just no longer believing.
i WANT PEOPLE TO LIVE! *kills someone*
It was for the cause!
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16295308]I love the uneven distribution of wealth and unhappy lower classes, a symbol of our glorious capitalist inferiority![/QUOTE]
And I thought I was the only one! High five!
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16295308]I love the uneven distribution of wealth and unhappy lower classes, a symbol of our glorious capitalist inferiority![/QUOTE]
Wait... Did I miss something? Are you turning Socialist?
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16295374]Wait... Did I miss something? Are you turning Socialist?[/QUOTE]
Newsflash: Johnny is capable of being facetious.
More at 11
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16295374]Wait... Did I miss something? Are you turning Socialist?[/QUOTE]
No, of course not. I love dirty corporations and private ownership of the capital goods that belong in the capable hands of the proletariat.
[editline]09:30PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Lankist;16295385]Newsflash: Johnny is capable of being facetious.
More at 11[/QUOTE]
Dirty socialist slander! I am 100% serious all of the time.
[QUOTE=Lankist;16295385]Newsflash: Johnny is capable of being facetious.
More at 11[/QUOTE]
You seem to be a treasure trove of acrimonious comebacks.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16295412]You seem to be a treasure trove of acrimonious comebacks.[/QUOTE]
I'm surprised to see anyone on the internet use the word acrimonious.
[QUOTE=Lankist;16295430]I'm surprised to see anyone on the internet use the word acrimonious.[/QUOTE]
Whoop-De-Fucking-Doo, you just did.
epic de-railment gentlemen
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16295278]Secret communist what are you talking about I love HUAC and apple pie.[/QUOTE]
then explain YOUR COMMUNIST PARTY MEMBERSHIP
[QUOTE=Chippay;16296787]then explain YOUR COMMUNIST PARTY MEMBERSHIP[/QUOTE]
It was free to sign up and they send me coupons
[QUOTE=Chippay;16296787]then explain YOUR COMMUNIST PARTY MEMBERSHIP[/QUOTE]
They give out free muffins if you join.
They're good muffins. Clearly there are SOME communists who know how to farm.
[quote=johnnymo1;16297026]it was free to sign up and they send me coupons[/quote]
[quote=lankist;16297055]they give out free muffins if you join.
They're good muffins. Clearly there are some communists who know how to farm.[/quote]
communists spotted
[QUOTE=Lankist;16295430]I'm surprised to see anyone on the internet use the word acrimonious.[/QUOTE]
I admit I had to look it up.
What's wrong with Communism?
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