• Motorway bones are missing woman
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[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;17725229]Well done.[/QUOTE] No, you don't get the joke. American's spell it Aluminum. and pronounce it "Ah-Loo-Min-Um" We Brits pronounce it "Al-uu-mini-um" And spell it Aluminium. (Why my auto-spell checker underlined "American's Spell" I don't know.)
[QUOTE=radioactive;17725250]No, you don't get the joke. American's spell it Aluminum. and pronounce it "Ah-Loo-Min-Um" We Brits pronounce it "Al-uu-mini-um" And spell it Aluminium. (Why my auto-spell checker underlined "American's Spell" I don't know.)[/QUOTE] I did understand it, and Aluminum just sounds better.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;17725298]I did understand it, and Aluminum just sounds better.[/QUOTE] Sulphur. :eng101:
[QUOTE=radioactive;17725306]Sulphur. :eng101:[/QUOTE] No way man its totally Sulfur.
firefox says it's sulfur
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;17725339]No way man its totally Sulfur.[/QUOTE] Fur looks like Furry. Phur doesn't. :smug: [editline]05:27PM[/editline] [QUOTE=trogdor6666;17725614]firefox says it's sulfur[/QUOTE] sulphur sulfur My Spellchecker says they're both wrong.
[QUOTE=radioactive;17725616]Fur looks like Furry. Phur doesn't. :smug:[/QUOTE] That is very true, and if there is one thing that doesnt belong in science, its furry fags.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;17725625]That is very true, and if there is one thing that doesnt belong in science, its furry fags.[/QUOTE] Exactly, therefore Sulphur is correct. [B]Next:[/B] Doughnut.
[QUOTE=radioactive;17725643]Exactly, therefore Sulphur is correct. [B]Next:[/B] Doughnut.[/QUOTE] Actually I always spelled it Doughnut, cause DONUT looks like a moron tried to spell a "big" word.
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;17725735]Actually I always spelled it Doughnut, cause DONUT looks like a moron tried to spell a "big" word.[/QUOTE] Good. [B]NEXT[/B] Aeroplane.
[QUOTE=radioactive;17725744]Good. [B]NEXT[/B] Aeroplane.[/QUOTE] errplanes.
[QUOTE=radioactive;17725744]Good. [B]NEXT[/B] Aeroplane.[/QUOTE] I prefer Airplane instead of Aeroplane, less syllables and just sounds better.
This thread is now about how British words sound and are spelt better than Amerikan words.
What about [B]red squirrel[/B]
ITT: People bitch about American vs. European spelling.
[QUOTE=Kingy_who;17727521]What about [B]red squirrel[/B][/QUOTE] The Grey is killing it. Oh There's another one! Grey! NOT GRAY
[QUOTE=radioactive;17728499]The Grey is killing it. Oh There's another one! Grey! NOT GRAY[/QUOTE] Its Gray. You dont spell Way or Day with an E do you?
It was aliens. They used a heat ray to reduce the woman to a pile of bones after she stumbled upon their plot to destroy the world. In 2012. In all seriousness, though, that's [I]creepy.[/I] I'd never be able to sleep if I were the workman who found the bag.
[QUOTE=feltoni;17712732]Motorways sound so much better. Stupid americanized words like freeway that sound nothing like what they say. What if your in a traffic jam eh eh? Not so free then are you??[/QUOTE] Freeway: A road where there is no toll to enter, thereby making it [I]free.[/I]
Why did I read this as motorola bones are missing woman
[QUOTE=radioactive;17713209]It was monkey remains.[/QUOTE] It was a black lady. You racist. No wonder obama was so shocked by your post.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;17734780]Freeway: A road where there is no toll to enter, thereby making it [I]free.[/I][/QUOTE] Unless you're in the UK, where all roads are free.
[QUOTE=radioactive;17725250]No, you don't get the joke. American's spell it Aluminum. and pronounce it "Ah-Loo-Min-Um" We Brits pronounce it "Al-uu-mini-um" And spell it Aluminium. (Why my auto-spell checker underlined "American's Spell" I don't know.)[/QUOTE] Because American's is not the owner of "spell", it should be Americans, making the word plural instead of possessive.
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