• Woman makes 60$ an hour for cuddling strangers
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I wonder if she'll make a company out of this as the need arises. She'll hire employees, start up offices in multiple cities across multiple countries, hotline, website, mobile app. "Cuddle Incorporated, spooning to get you swooning™"
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;45501341]Well she's been doing it for a bit at 60. I'll set flat rates for women at 40 and men at 45. Sweet tender talk in the ear is an extra 10. Once I get a reputation for myself the rates may gradually increase 5-10% every 6 months or depending on the market trends. However shoulder and back rubs are included and I have some masseuse training that makes it worth it.[/QUOTE] Add a $200 fee for getting poked by a boner and you have a 100% pure profit machine when you're the little spoon.....
[QUOTE=ejonkou;45500170]She's no better than a prostitute.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=pkhzor;45500202]I guess if mentally whoring yourself out is cool then yeah, she is the bomb.[/QUOTE] Bet these dudes use the word friendzone a lot
Anyone in this thread posting that it's creepy or weird seems to fail to comprehend the whole "Humans require human contact" thing. It increases all sorts of physical and mental changes within the person, loneliness isn't the only reason. Just getting a hug from another person promotes an increase in physiological health, do a bit of research before all you lot start being weirded out.
[QUOTE=Andokool12;45502106]Bet these dudes use the word friendzone a lot[/QUOTE] Only when they're explaining to their buds why they and that girl aren't together.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;45501341]I'll set flat rates for women at 40 and men at 45.[/QUOTE] Misandry I'm calling A Voice for Men, prepare to be doxxed bucko
[QUOTE=Zeke129;45503362]Misandry I'm calling A Voice for Men, prepare to be doxxed bucko[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;jvTmmQn8iDU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvTmmQn8iDU[/video]
[QUOTE=draugur;45500125]This just reads to me as, "I really want to exploit people who are mentally fucked up from a bad break-up by taking obscene amounts of money from them to provide them with "comfort"." Really, I'm pretty sure a therapist is cheaper than this chick.[/QUOTE] A bet a prostitute would be cheaper and even if they're not, at least you can still have sex.
[QUOTE=ejonkou;45500170]She's no better than a prostitute.[/QUOTE] I had a moment of annoyance, but then I remembered that there is nothing wrong with being a prostitute in the first place. So yes, my friend, she is no better than a prostitute. Neither are you or me.
[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;45500248]you guys sound salty [editline]25th July 2014[/editline] maybe cuz you couldn't even pay someone to be with you guys OOOHHH DAMN[/QUOTE] #shotsfired
She and Valve should hook up so they can compare simultaneously-ingenious-and-skeevy business practices
[QUOTE=draugur;45500125]This just reads to me as, "I really want to exploit people who are mentally fucked up from a bad break-up by taking obscene amounts of money from them to provide them with "comfort"." Really, I'm pretty sure a therapist is cheaper than this chick.[/QUOTE] probably been mentioned but there's a difference between wanting comfort and someone to hold you for an few hours and exploiting the mentally-affected. oh, yeah, and it makes people [I]happy.[/I] Learn some fucking class and keep your own fucked up opinions out of decent news.
[QUOTE=pkhzor;45500202]I guess if mentally whoring yourself out is cool then yeah, she is the bomb.[/QUOTE] Hahahaha You call that whoring You know that cuddling really isn't anything exclusive to relationships, right? Like cuddling with a girl you've just met like at, say, a party (or the other way around) is literally happening all the time and there is nothing whore-y or slutty about it
I don't think anonymous cuddling is worth the amount of money people are paying for it, but if they are willing to pay that much then it's not really my place to judge
If people want to pay for some comfort and happiness, let them. Personally I use this to get through rough days. [video=youtube;Cx1J2CzNnS8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8&index=12&list=FLGBy6pr47_l5Dn4uTAFrjeA[/video]
[QUOTE=unrezt;45500206]Whats wrong with prostitutes?[/QUOTE] They cost too much
Pretty good business idea. Seems like it would be pretty awkward, but I guess there's a demand for her services. It does seem potentially dangerous however. Eventually someone ought to come along expecting the cuddling to lead to sex.
[QUOTE=Im Crimson;45504519]Pretty good business idea. Seems like it would be pretty awkward, but I guess there's a demand for her services. It does seem potentially dangerous however. Eventually someone ought to come along expecting the cuddling to lead to sex.[/QUOTE] Ought to or might/probably will? If she's doing it out in the open as the picture shows then I'm not sure how likely it would be...
This sounds like a great way to make money, I need to get in on this
I will undercut her by $60! :v: I really want someone to cuddle with :-(
[QUOTE=Blackha7;45504799]I will undercut her by $60! :v: I really want someone to cuddle with :-([/QUOTE]I'll cuddle with you, buddy. :(
oh god I couldn't do this even if it was free :v:. hey random lady I don't know let me give you money so we can spend half an hour being incredibly awkward together and then I can go home afterwards and cry. but hey I guess that's good for some people.
[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;45505877]oh god I couldn't do this even if it was free :v:. hey random lady I don't know let me give you money so we can spend half an hour being incredibly awkward together and then I can go home afterwards and cry. but hey I guess that's good for some people.[/QUOTE] This seems more of a service for those who can't get girls, like most border-line white knights in this topic. I still don't see why people are so angry over the fact that I pointed out that she's a prostitute. Not sure why most of you think prostitutes are the coolest shit ever but sure, it's your $60/h you're paying to a chick to call her m'lady.
People ITT defending prostitutes lmao
[QUOTE=pkhzor;45500202]I guess if mentally whoring yourself out is cool then yeah, she is the bomb.[/QUOTE] By your logic don't therapists "mentally whore themselves out" too? They charge for a conversation.
I would pay 60$ for this :3
what if somebody uses this opportunity to pickpocket her earnings :v:
[QUOTE=ejonkou;45500170]She's no better than a prostitute.[/QUOTE] Prostitutes are a bad thing now? It's their environment that sucks, lacking health care because what they do is not regarded as a job and all. [quote=draugur]This just reads to me as, "I really want to exploit people who are mentally fucked up from a bad break-up by taking obscene amounts of money from them to provide them with "comfort"." Really, I'm pretty sure a therapist is cheaper than this chick.[/quote] Eh, doesn't have to be, the idea is weird because of how unique (?) this is, but unique things don't necessarily go with ill-intents, I know I'd not be comforted by that service, but I think some people would.
[QUOTE=Deweze;45506995]People ITT defending prostitutes lmao[/QUOTE] Clearly these people don't have Jesus in their lives.
Man I wanna do that
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