• Son Murders Mother After Being Caught Masturbating
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[QUOTE=demoniclemon;18503940]The word "strangle" is open for interpretation.[/QUOTE] Well it was his fetish. He probably finished what he started...
This is proof that masturbation is the devil I say we should cut the devil sacks and be done with it- our children can then go with Jesus. And I'd be pissed if my parents found out one of my many fetishes...
Feelings? I'll tell you who has a lot of feelings, sons who bludgeon their mother to death with a statue.
Did he finish up?
[quote]A son caught in the midst of an [b]auto-asphyxiative[/b] onanism session clubbed his mother to death for interrupting him.[/quote] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPphtmd96uY[/media]
[QUOTE=SigmaLambda;18504517][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPphtmd96uY[/media][/QUOTE] That is great.
[quote]A son caught in the midst of an auto-asphyxiative onanism session clubbed his mother to death for interrupting him.[/quote] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/geno.gif[/img]
What a wanker.
"So what are you in for" "Oh I murdered my mother because she walked in during a auto-asphyxiative onanism session"
[i]"So what was the last thing your mother saw?"[/i] [i]"Me jerkin' mah gherkin'"[/i]
What a jerk.
[QUOTE=Dlaor;18505421]What a jerk.[/QUOTE] What a.... [i]Dick![/i]
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18503802]Parents: Give your kids privacy [highlight]OR ELSE[/highlight][/QUOTE] [highlight]Yes. [/highlight] [editline]12:35PM[/editline] [quote=dlaor;18505421]what a jerk.[/quote] ohhhh you!
holy shit i went there on vacation
*Mom walks in* 'GASP!' Son: "WTF MOTHER DEAREST. GET THE FUCK OUT! *GRABS BLUNT OBJECT AND STARTS BEATING MOTHER* "YOU STUPID..." *BEATS* "CUNT. WTF WALKIN IN...." *BEATS MORE* "ON ME. CAN'T I HAVE MY FUCKING.." *BEATS TILL DEAD* "PRIVACY!!!!!.......now back to my furry porn." Edit: Rate me dumb if you like furry porn. Rate me disagree if you agree with the sons side in beating mothers.
Har har, it took her that long to find out? [QUOTE=SigmaLambda;18504517][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPphtmd96uY[/media][/QUOTE] Why did the photographer happen to have gay porn on him? :iiam:
Wait... He clubbed her to death... :smug:
last words "dear chirst, john!"
Well guys, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and have an auto-asphyxiative onanism session, be back in 20-30 min.
So he beat her off?
This is why I always waited until my parents were out of the house when I performed my auto-asphyxiative onanism sessions.
Moral of the story: KNOCK FIRST GODDAMN.
my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
What a premature death!
looks like someone didn't have a gf
This man's temper exploded.
He was listening to this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YCGtT_FRYg[/media] Rob Dougan, what have you done?
[QUOTE=Agoat;18503678]I'd be pretty pissed, too.[/QUOTE] Depending on what stage of masturbation you are. If it's in the late stages, I'd be pretty jizzed.
Huh, sounds like a lot of the people on fp who post about their parents catching them slapping the monkey.
Guess this is what happens when somebody freaks out beyond belief when something like this might happen.
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