• Son Murders Mother After Being Caught Masturbating
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[QUOTE=b4nny;18503949]So he killed his mom to avoid the embarrassment. Wonder how he feels now, with the whole world knowing his fetish..[/QUOTE] yeah, and telling the cops he masturbated what a dumb ass, could have just said he hated her or something like that
[QUOTE=Agoat;18503678]I'd be pretty pissed, too.[/QUOTE] :raise:
[QUOTE=r4nk_;18503884]Oh cool that joke isnt old lame and stupid at all[/QUOTE] 61 boxes later and I'd feel bad about that post too.
[QUOTE=SumNormalguy;18503689]hahahaha Tried to think of a news pun but couldn't[/QUOTE]This one's easy: I guess she was [i]out of breath.[/i]
Looks like he... [i] Beat his mother to death after she walked in on him choking himself while masturbating.[/i]
:geno: What...
He must have [I]choked up[/I] when he realized he was caught.
I guess that was a true explosion. Of anger.
I found the fact that he is 22 and the mother is 44, meaning the mother had him at 11 years old more intriguing than the actual news report. edit like 2 days later: ahahahaha I'm an idiot. I won't edit this out because i'm just plain stupid. aha wow. have a nice day.
[QUOTE=k00lwhip;18525553]I found the fact that he is 22 and the mother is 44, meaning the mother had him at 11 years old more intriguing than the actual news report.[/QUOTE] What?
[QUOTE=k00lwhip;18525553]I found the fact that he is 22 and the mother is 44, meaning the mother had him at 11 years old more intriguing than the actual news report.[/QUOTE] 44-22 = 22. :aaaaa:
[QUOTE=k00lwhip;18525553]I found the fact that he is 22 and the mother is 44, meaning the mother had him at 11 years old more intriguing than the actual news report.[/QUOTE] Learn 2 Math
So did he came after this?
Bloody wanker...
So which Facepunch user was this?
WHAT?! o.0
"I told you to knock, damnit! RAAAARGH!"
[QUOTE=Kidd;18506807]*Mom walks in* 'GASP!' Son: "WTF MOTHER DEAREST. GET THE FUCK OUT! *GRABS BLUNT OBJECT AND STARTS BEATING MOTHER* "YOU STUPID..." *BEATS* "CUNT. WTF WALKIN IN...." *BEATS MORE* "ON ME. CAN'T I HAVE MY FUCKING.." *BEATS TILL DEAD* "PRIVACY!!!!!.......now back to my furry porn." Edit: Rate me dumb if you like furry porn. Rate me disagree if you agree with the sons side in beating mothers.[/QUOTE] I rated you dumb because you made a dumb post.
He could have raped her while he was at it, but noooo he wanted to continue fapping with a scarf...
[QUOTE=Baldr;18527421]He could have raped her while he was at it, but noooo he wanted to continue fapping with a scarf...[/QUOTE] dude, she was 44. would you seriously be willing to hit that?
It's always better than what he is going to get in prison.
[quote]technique occasionally used to induce intense orgasms or arousal[/quote] Really? Be right back [b]BREAKING NEWS[/b] CHILD STRANGLES SELF DUE TO READING NEWS Video games to blame!
[QUOTE=k00lwhip;18525553]I found the fact that he is 22 and the mother is 44, meaning the mother had him at 11 years old more intriguing than the actual news report.[/QUOTE] Are you sure you passed math class?
It's pretty akward when it happens but damn, that's a bit extreme isn't it?
It's like he told his mother to shut up and get on his horse.
[quote=k00lwhip;18525553]i found the fact that he is 22 and the mother is 44, meaning the mother had him at 11 years old more intriguing than the actual news report.[/quote] 22+11=
33
[QUOTE=k00lwhip;18525553]I found the fact that he is 22 and the mother is 44, meaning the mother had him at 11 years old more intriguing than the actual news report.[/QUOTE] This is the kind of quote that needs to be put in some kind of permanent record for when you're looking for jobs in the future
:aaaaa: Is my reaction to this thread.
really? cause i got a boner.
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