[QUOTE=poryon2;16765659]Ban pineapples.[/QUOTE]
Nah, ban frivolous lawsuits like this.
Would solve everything.
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;16763938]But it still stupefies me that she can sue tesco for another customer's actions which ended in a accident that tesco couldn't fully prevent.[/QUOTE]
You can sue for anything, that's the point of civil court. It doesn't mean she'll win.
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[QUOTE=Giner;16765518]This is the UK not US.[/QUOTE]
The UK has roughly the same civil court system that the US does.
I fucking hate the kind of people who try to weasel out compensation from other entities because they still get 'neck pains' and 'headaches'... aww diddums. Minor discomfort does not equate to thousands of pounds of compensation for fuck's sake. Fuckin' pussies.
Tesco should have stacked Dorian fruit to ensure her death next time.
[QUOTE=Lankist;16766279]You can sue for anything, that's the point of civil court. It doesn't mean she'll win.
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The UK has roughly the same civil court system that the US does.[/QUOTE]
In theory maybe.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Ryan;16763132]why do you think using "crit" in the title was a good idea[/QUOTE]
the op is an idiot
[QUOTE=pieman;16764494]How dare they do this to a person that survived the Cold war.[/QUOTE]
Surviving a series of political debates and an arms race. Damn that must be hard.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;16766917]Surviving a series of political debates and an arms race. Damn that must be hard.[/QUOTE]
It was sarcasm.
She got hit by a critical pineapple?
[QUOTE=Karmah;16766940]She got hit by a critical pineapple?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it's the soldier's upcoming weapon.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Ryan;16763132]why do you think using "crit" in the title was a good idea[/QUOTE]
Absence of any form of capitalization or punctuation and one sentence replies stopped being funny three years ago. Stop doing it, it makes you look like a fucking idiot
[QUOTE=Red Heavy;16767584]Absence of any form of capitalization or punctuation and one sentence replies stopped being funny three years ago. Stop doing it, it makes you look like a fucking idiot[/QUOTE]
that's funny, you don't need to do anything special to look like an idiot :)
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p.s get your panties out of their knot
[QUOTE=pieman;16764359]Or prehaps the boy isn't a boy, and prehaps the boy goes to an English Secondary School with a bunch of fuck wits that annoy the boy, and prehaps the boy may be very good at history and ICT.[/QUOTE]
Ahahahah ICT
You mean you know how to use an Excel spreadsheet? If you're taking that shit seriously at school I'll assume you do.
they should sue her back and make her live in a shack for the rest of her retirement
Ahahaha. What a jackass.
I smell a Tf2 mod that replaces the Crit Rawket model with a Pineapple
and makes the opposing team look like old women gogogogo
Make a Tesco CTF map.
EDIT
Also make the Jarate pineapple juice.
Another customer knocked it off, I don't really see how it's the shops fault.
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[b]Get over it.[/b]
God I hate these people.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;16764078]Or perhaps the boy attends an average American public school, where the "special" children are a burden on everybody's education rather than just their own?[/QUOTE]
whats with all these brits pretending to be americans.
it's really sad
Sounds like the customer who dislodged it should be sued
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;16762578]Also, I'm sure the millions of dollars she'll rake in will make the pain go away.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, millions of dollars, or 20 minutes with an ice pack.
"She is hoping for compensation on the basis that Tesco negligently stacked the pineapples"
:v:
im sueing american airlines there was a terrorist that tried to hijack my plane and they hurt me what the fuck why didnt you prevent this give me ten million dollars
I'm I the only one who might find this lawsuit reasonable? Like if she's suing just to cover medical bills and such, is it so wrong?
"I was in the reduced section" Thats why it fell down, the shelf had been reduced therefore there was less shelf holding the pineapple up.
This is what she gets for being cheap.
Sounds like a field day for the Tesco law firm. The key point is, only one pineapple fell, which proves it was the other customers fault. Now if the whole shelf of pineapples had fell, then maybe they would have had a case.