Four People Go into High Class Cocktail Bar, Order Drinks, Then BASE Jump Off Building Without Payin

[Disotrtion]

Only if the bartender then BASE jumped after them....

[[CWG]RustySpann]

[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;35139899]"Alright now. Chains, you and Hoxton go and order the drinks for each of us. Wolf, you make sure the parachutes are all working right. I'm gonna go take a piss. Ohh shit! She wants us to pay the bill, fuck guys, come on. We gotta blow this shit! Hurry, the other customers have seen us! We got a manager incoming in one minute!"[/QUOTE]

The whole mission is just for 4 drinks. That would make amazing DLC.

[Meatbang]

Another day in Australia

[Capitulazyguy]

[QUOTE=Deweze;35139103]"Let's bring some parachutes in case they ask us to pay"[/QUOTE]
"But it's a one-storey McDonalds"

[OvB]

[QUOTE=Disotrtion;35140870]Only if the bartender then BASE jumped after them....[/QUOTE]

Bartender jumps after them without a parachute. As he clears the railing a massive explosion blasts out the windows. The bartender races after the men, grabbing one in mid-flight, proceeding to a 60 second long fist fight in the sky. He wrestles the parachute away from the man and kicks him away, opening the chute seconds before hitting the ground. He lands in the open roof of a Ferrari and speeds away.

[fruxodaily]

[QUOTE=OvB;35142210]Bartender jumps after them without a parachute. As he clears the railing a massive explosion blasts out the windows. The bartender races after the men, grabbing one in mid-flight, proceeding to a 60 second long fist fight in the sky. He wrestles the parachute away from the man and kicks him away, opening the chute seconds before hitting the ground. He lands in the open roof of a Ferrari and speeds away.[/QUOTE]

That'd make a cool short film.

[toastedspyro]

This sounds like some Saint's Row shit.

[Download]

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;35136448]Erm no, it's actually dangerous to bystanders on the streets considering it could end up with someone getting crushed by a falling man.[/QUOTE]

HEY, IT'S THE FUN POLICE!

[soccerskyman]

[QUOTE=Lambeth;35138837]Sounds like something a saints row character would do[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;35140754]Reminds me of Saints Row 3.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=toastedspyro;35142445]This sounds like some Saint's Row shit.[/QUOTE]

3rd Street Saints in this bitch.

[editline]14th March 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;35136448]Erm no, it's actually dangerous to bystanders on the streets considering it could end up with someone getting crushed by a falling man.[/QUOTE]
Do you realize how fucking improbable that is?

[OreoExtremist]

Alpha as fuck.

I wish i was cool enough to base jump off anything. Let alone to skip out on a bar bill.

[Exnem]

Well if its one way I want to go is to buy a cocktail without paying for it then jumping off the building. Dying in the process.

[Simski]

Order drink, jump off building, obtain movie rights.

[MarkG06]

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;35136448]Erm no, it's actually dangerous to bystanders on the streets considering it could end up with someone getting crushed by a falling man.[/QUOTE]

Yeah because these people were mute and every bystander is blind and deaf right? Oh look someone's parachuting towards me I'd better just stand here and let them land on me!