• Man reveals intimate romance with dolphin
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[QUOTE=archangel125;21326448]It's already been proven that they're the closest to human beings in terms of intelligence, outstripping apes by far.[/QUOTE] [citation needed]
It's gross but I don't know where I stand morally on this. It's entirely possible that he made up the whole thing about the dolphin coming onto him, but if he didn't I just don't know what to think about it
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21342492]It's gross but I don't know where I stand morally on this. It's entirely possible that he made up the whole thing about the dolphin coming onto him, but if he didn't I just don't know what to think about it[/QUOTE] That dolphin comes onto everyone. Goddamn dolphin whore.
Dolphins can have sick human fetishes also
[QUOTE=ThePuska;21342535]Dolphins can have sick human fetishes also[/QUOTE] I wonder if there are any dolphins that want to fuck horses
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21342550]I wonder if there are any dolphins that want to fuck horses[/QUOTE] what is [B]WRONG[/B] with you :flaccid:
So long and thanks for all the sex.
[QUOTE=FPChris;21345353]So long and thanks for all the sex.[/QUOTE] Haha... no
Ive felt the inside, dolphin vagina feels much nicer than human
I bet he sure knew how to flipper over...
someone should train a dolphin to use the internet
[QUOTE=Swim;21346471]Ive felt the inside, dolphin vagina feels much nicer than human[/QUOTE] dude what I'm gonna be just like Swim when i grow up dolphin sex expert!
[QUOTE=Adsone;21323057][url]http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html[/url] Sounds awesome.[/QUOTE]Read the entire article all I can say is....:geno:
[QUOTE=phill977;21323071]Must be DQLPHIN[/QUOTE] Post of the year so far folks Actually this whole thread is incredible
[QUOTE=mzathemind;21339031] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Refugee camp king" - TH89))[/highlight][/QUOTE] :haw:
this sounds hot btw
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21342550]I wonder if there are any dolphins that want to fuck horses[/QUOTE] How does a Dolphin know what a horse is?
[img]http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID16973/images/Randy_Marsh_Episode1311.png[/img]
I got a boner from reading that story. Is it bad?
[QUOTE=Swim;21346471]Ive felt the inside, dolphin vagina feels much nicer than human[/QUOTE] Why were you feeling inside a dolphins vagina?
[QUOTE=PivotDJ;21349755]dude what I'm gonna be just like Swim when i grow up dolphin sex expert![/QUOTE] don't you mean a... sexpert :smug:
[QUOTE=DarkSpider;21358706]don't you mean a... sexpert :smug:[/QUOTE] yeah totally bro
What a moron. It's fucks like him that- Oh 1971. That's alright then.
male dolphins have rope dicks they can pull you down and rape you [highlight][b]AT THE SAME TIME[/b][/highlight]
Sounds hawt.
This thread: [img]http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5912/4yanx.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=JETFIGHTER5;21359464]This thread: [IMG]http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/5912/4yanx.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Pretty much. What's next, guys trying to fuck bullsharks?! :wtc: [editline]11:07PM[/editline] Now that I remember, Steve-O rubbed his dick all over a whale shark on Jackass 2... so WTF?!!!?!!
[QUOTE=RedBlade2021;21359177]Sounds hawt.[/QUOTE] [img]http://dclips.fundraw.com/zobo500dir/tasto_8_architetto_franc_01.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Jallen;21328369]I remember reading in some sick thread on this very forum that you can't have sex with a male dolphin because the pressure of the semen will do internal damage.[/QUOTE] Ballistic shotgun force handjobs?
[QUOTE=evilweazel;21359708]Ballistic shotgun force handjobs?[/QUOTE] ya
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